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At her graduation her vagina should get hooded too

22 year old Natalie Dylan is selling her virginity so she can have money to pay for school to get her Master’s Degree.

She got the idea from her sister, who prostituted herself for three weeks and earned enough money to fund her entire college education....where she majored in shamelessness and minored in dignity.

Nasty Natalie on the other hand, wants to get her advanced degree in family and marriage therapy. She already has a bachelors in women's studies, which tells me exactly why she needs a masters degree since she has an undergraduate education that has prepared her to do nothing useful with her life. (on a side note, I've be studying women since puberty kicked in...where's my damn degree?)

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George W Bush final report card


Having a creativily use of vocabulation: A

Keeping the job of copy editors, comedians, and english translators recession proof (until now): A

Avoiding conducting press conferences: B

Avoiding putting his fingerprints on the veto pen: B+

Good looking twin daughters: A

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