So is it 2012 yet, because it would be really awesome to have a president who had a sane policy on how to treat Israel again...
Israel: Hey Barry!
Obama: Don't call me that, it's very disrespectful, and nobody calls me that.
Cornell West: Hey Barry! Whut up my brotha from a honky mutha!
Obama: What is up CW. Hey look, I've been working on my fist pump.
Cornell West: Almost got it my BHOreo...try putting your pinky down, you're not drinkin' tea with the Queen.
Obama: Oh yeah! I keep forgetting that part, thanks!
Cornell West: Peace in the middle eashhhhahahahahahaha!
Obama: Isn't he the coolest Israel? We call him CW because he's got enough drama to start his own a teenage soap opera.
Obama: So, what is up?
Israel: Why you coming at us all twisted on Palestine?
Israel: (Cornell said that would work) .......So, what's this crap about you wanting our borders to go back to...
...just because you're all yellow doesn't mean we have to be.
Obama: Look, I just want Israel live in pieces...peace...
....with it's neighbors.
Israel: By drawing up borders that leave us so vulnerable it will ensure our ultimate destruction?!? Whose side are you on anyway?
Israel: What what WHAT!!!
Obama: I mean...I'll, uh.....have to think about...um...sorry...sometimes my mouth moves faster than my teleprompter.