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Conservative Satire Headlines January 17, 2011

CNN denies tampering with poll data finding Jared Loughner in last place in Tucson "blame game" behind (from last to first) his gun, his psychosis, Fox News, talk radio, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin's parents, William F. Buckley, and Abraham Lincoln.

After accusing "old white people" of continuing to harbor bigoted feelings toward Obama, Chris Matthews is accused of bigotry against intelligent thought.

Biden insistent a ban on assault weapons would be unnecessary if people would take his "schematics" for his "super forcefield and no backsies" seriously.