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Did The GOP Lose the Election?

This country, in the best sense, went from a sort of purgatory, to liberal hell, and now it just clawed itself back into purgatory.

Despite Obama's snark about not giving the GOP the keys to the car, it is more clear than ever that he definitely not allowed to do the driving.

boehner obama fist bump

Oh, that's cute....Johnny B is trying to fit in with the cool kid....

So does the New Yorker live in Wonderland or what? What the hell are they trying to say here? That Boehner will be seeking approval from a no-nonsense Obama? They clearly missed the part where the GOP told him to buckle up because the car is about to hit a wall called "no compromise."

The only fist bumping we should be seeing on the cover of any magazine is Obama's fist bumping his arrogant face. Talk about global warming...think about the hot air that would come out of that blow.

Denial may not be a river in Africa, but it definitely flows through the liberal establishment more freely than the air between Biden's ears.

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Playing 'Simon Says' The Right Way

liberal simon says

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Rooting For A Leader Pelosi

Is this a dream come true or what? (my comments in yellow)

Despite widespread complaints about massive losses that will put Democrats in the minority, Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Friday she will try to stay on as leader of her party in the House.

The decision exposed a rift between Pelosi's liberal allies and the dwindling number of moderate Democrats closet Republicans?, who feel besieged and eager for substantive and symbolic changes in direction after Tuesday's Republican rout. It also is likely to trigger leadership battles farther down the ladder.

Pelosi, the nation's first female speaker, said many colleagues urged her to seek the post of minority leader in the new Congress that convenes in January the core of liberal ideology, after all, is rewarding failure. That will be the Democrats' top post, because Republicans, who grabbed more than 60 Democratic-held seats Tuesday, will elect the next speaker. It will be John Boehner of Ohio, who will swap titles with Pelosi if she succeeds in her bid.

"We have no intention of allowing our great achievements to be rolled back," Pelosi, 70, said in a letter to her colleagues. Is she talking about the GOP or the voters?

Read the entire article here

In San Francisco "Just For Men" isn't a hair product

I don't know how much more plainly I can put this. If the achievements under her speakership were so great she would be the speaker come January. What she is putting on display now is NOT arrogance, we had the luxury of calling it that BEFORE the unwashed masses, with their naturally occuring wrinkles, had their say.

Since the office of Vice President is somewhat (relative to an inch worm's erection) than anything that comes out of Congress I think we overlook the fact that the only person in Washington DC whose dearth of intelligence can rival Joe Biden's would be Nancy Pelosi's.

I'm willing to concede that I could be wrong. Joe's real problem is that makes gaffes. When he said FDR got on TV in 1929, that was an honest mistake....he knows FDR's actually RECORD television, and they weren't even invented yet anyways...soooo....

And libs think conservatives hate logic... psssh!

There is a sincerity to the words that come out of Pelosi's tightly pursed mouth. Extra words can hurt, so when she says they have to pass bills to find out what's in them she is sincere because her face muscles can't afford her not to be. She may indeed be dumber.

In the end the Democrats have to do what is best for the country, so I hope she wins so she can flex the Dems minority party muscle.

Don't worry that's nothing a little botox can't firm up!

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The Height of Liberal Cynicism

I don't know...cynicism may be too nice of a way to put it...

This is a classic chicken/egg conundrum. Have liberals always been THIS morally depraved, or has the culture bar dropped so low that they now limbo to innocent people dying so inept piles of pinko poop can get their mojo back?

Does tubby there even realize that it wouldn't even be real mojo? He's basically suggesting we need to be tricked into liking Obama again. How??? (look for it at 1:05)...

How did the culture get to this point where the comedians aren't the indelicate pricks before liberal pundits?

There is a moment when Obama can "reconnect" with America in a way that doesn't require liberals to step outside of their abortion bubble and accept the deaths of innocent people as an acceptable means to an end. Its really simple...SERVE THE INTERESTS OF THE NATION AND NOT HIS EGO FED POLITICS!

When we get a chance we should make sure Biden knows "mojo" isn't his paparazzi code name for the time he daydreamed hooking up with Michelle.

h/t iOwnTheWorld

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Quick Question...Harry Reid Was Once A Boxer?

He mentioned it in his election night victory speech. That seems so weird to me. When was he married to Barbara and why did take her name?

Is it safe to say that it was a same-sex marriage

I'm so confused!

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Conservative Satire Headlines November 5, 2010

As India's government removes coconuts from trees to protect Obama, the President graciously resists urge to classify the trees as "enemies"

Upon hearing Obama brought 34 U.S. warships to India, pawn shop owners aware of U.S. debt eagerly await a Presidential visit

White House aides reveal Obama determined how to spend rest of TARP money using the "heads Vegas, tails India" method.

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The Amazing Favorite Movie Predictor

This amazing trick was originally posted at my favorite conservative blog, iOwnTheWorld, if you're as amazed at how well it works as I am then PLEASE pass it on!!!

I have no idea how this works. This is pretty amazing!

Now … be honest and don’t look at the movie list till you have done the math!

Just do the test.

This amazing math quiz can predict which of the 18 films you would enjoy the most.

Don’t ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.


Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Defeat of Obama in 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Be honest, you got chills, didn't you?

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Election Day Was Just The Beginning

Get more of these at Drinking With Bob

Hands down this is my favorite video blog.

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Obama's Shovel Ready Election

shovel ready election

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Conservative Satire Headlines November 4, 2010

Obama confesses purpose of India trip is to load up on curry so he can truly understand voter sentiment on election day

Considering a run for minority leader Pelosi said to be angling for "Speaker of the Louse"

Exhausted Obama agrees with Biden that it is "weird" that he could lose in 2012 to a guy named Generic Republican

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