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Is Pelosi Jealous Boehner Can Cry?

Incoming Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said incoming Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) is "known to cry."

"You know what? He is known to cry. He cries sometimes when we're having a debate on bills. If I cry, it's about the personal loss of a friend or something like that. But when it comes to politics — no, I don't cry. I would never think of crying about any loss of an office, because that's always a possibility, and if you're professional, then you deal with it professionally," Pelosi (D-Calif.) told the New York Times magazine.

Read the rest at The Hill (via Memeorandum)

Wow...That, and the rest of the article is almost worse than having the nerve to cry. Maybe she can't cry because she is a stone cold biotch who doesn't have an emotional connection to the turmoil our country is embroiled in.

Or maybe its because there is a film of plastic that resides beneath her skin and it has managed to seal her tear ducts shut.

In all seriousness I would rather have a Speaker of the House that sheds tears and lives in reality than spend one more day having to listen to any looney toon feed us loads of turd stew chocked full of vitamins B, F, and D, and then tell us we need to let them shove it down our throats so we can find out what it is AFTER its poisoning us.

But is it shovel ready?

Lets make the soon-to-be former Speaker harpy-I mean...happy, lets take some stimulus money and build a dam around Boehner's office.

Better yet, lets pay for it with the money taxpayers will be saving not having to pay for her private jet anymore. Either way, I don't care, lets just be done with this issue already so Nancy can stop being a sore loser and go back to being just a loser.

Here's one last gem from the article

"I was the first woman speaker. It didn't get that much play. And I'm not a publicity seeker..."

Oh man, I can't argue with that because she's totally telling the truth there...

Pelosi's ObamaCare victory lap with gavel

By the way, I didn't call her a b**ch, I said "biotch," and rappers use that word in their lyrics. That's right, like women who pose nude in Playboy, I was being artistic. You're welcome.

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There Wont Be A Place For Arnold the Sequel To Twins

It appears director Ivan Reitman has decided to go in a different direction now that the Harry Potter movies are pretty much done...

I think he should reconsider bringing Schwarzenegger in. After all, the way he bungled governing California was pretty magical.

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Conservative Satire Headlines November 19, 2010

Pelosi expresses relief over giving up private jet so she can resume going green and flying her broom

Following the suspension of Olbermann and Scarborough for only 2 days MSNBC reassures viewers their ongoing expectation that they suspend their disbelief remains indefinite.

Pelosi clarifies saying Boehner "is known to cry" was not intended to insult, she was just being wistful

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Lord Voldemort's Real Life Twin Makes a Cameo in New Harry Potter Movie!

Clearly, getting into movies is all about who you know and NOT what you know... Add a comment

Biden Breaks With Democrats To Resolve Tax Cuts Fight

Barney wants TSA pat down

If its tough to read you can click the image to see a larger version.

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Conservative Satire Headlines November 18, 2010

Obama disputes Carville jab that taking one of Hillary's balls would give him two, points out he actually needs both.

House fails to strip NPR's funding to the relief of its staff and listener.

Jews offended by Fox News chief Roger Ailes comparing NPR to Nazis are joined in their protest by Nazis.

Democrats admit hard-line on standing against tax cuts overcompensates for stance on cutting terrorism.

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Muslim Women Could Get a Pass at Airports, What About This Guy?

From iOwnTheWorld.

The scary thing about this is it isn't a "what if." It could actually happen.

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Child's First Cavity Search

Someone over at Free Republic sent this to me.

This appears to be the work of a French artist, but I can't tell by the site who it would be, you can see the blog here.

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Barney Frank Helps The TSA

Barney wants TSA pat down

H/t to my friend Greg over at Modern Conservative for suggesting the idea on this one. Thats a great blog with a great diversity of content (full disclosure, I post there too), so check it! GO!!!

If its tough to read you can click the image to see a larger version.

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Conservative Satire Headlines November 17, 2010

As Dems enter minority status Pelosi, buoyed by liberals, is elected "Wicked Witch of whats left"

Pelosi assures rival Heath Shuler their are no hard feelings now that she's retained power and he's in fear for his life.

After Boehner is elected speaker Pelosi sheds tears, rushes to ER to reseal face.

Trophy company refuses refund to Joe Miller for custom plaque engraved with "Miller the RINO Killer."

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