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Taking Advice From Michael Dukakis Is Like...

Earlier this week the Boston Globe posted an article about Michael Dukakis giving advice for the midterm elections to the Obama Administration.

Sounding like the perfect premise for an NBC sitcom iOwnTheWorld did a contest where you fill in the blank....

Taking advice from Michael Dukakis on elections is like taking advice from _____ about ______

And I flippin' missed the deadline for it! So I'm just going to have to post what I've would've come up with here.


Taking advice from Michael Dukakis on elections is like.......

taking advice from cats about barking

taking advice from highlighters about crossing things out

taking advice from Muslims about never needing Valium

taking advice from Tiger Woods about the importance having a clean club

taking advice from Democrats about democracy

taking advice from Harry Reid about the effects of testosterone

taking advice from Socialism about prosperity

taking advice from Biden's brain about existing

taking advice from "reform" bills about preserving trees

taking advice from Barney Frank about undamaged sphincters

taking advice from Hillary Clinton about laughter bringing joy

taking advice from Keith Olbermann about how to get viewers

taking advice from Rachel Maddow about ponytails


taking advice from Helen Keller about Helen Thomas's beauty

taking advice from Michael Dukakis about elections


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You can see the original article about Dukakis here