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Satire Headline Archive Update November 21 - December 3

Here are the latest entries to the satire headlines archive

MAN LEAVES WHITE HOUSE JOB SUMMIT IN STRAIGHT JACKET, SAYS ONE WAY TO BRING JOBS BACK IS TO TAKE AWAY OBAMA'S - December 3

GOP SUPPORTS FREE MAMMOGRAMS IN HEALTH BILL TO ENCOURGE DEMS TO GET THEMSELVES EXAMINED MORE OFTEN - December 3

DOLLAR SHOWS FURTHER SIGNS OF WEAKENING WHEN OBAMA'S GIRLS ASK THEIR ALLOWANCE BE PAID IN MONOPOLY MONEY - December 2

UPON REALIZING HE ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEND ONLY 3000 TROOPS TO AFGHANISTAN OBAMA FIRES TELEPROMPTER - December 2

OBAMA GIVES IN, DEPLOYS 40000 TROOPS FOR WAR ON TERROR, 30000 TO AFGHANISTAN, 10000 TO TALK RADIO STATIONS - December 1

CHRIS MATTHEWS WARNED FOR OBAMA'S AFGHAN TROOP SPEECH TO NOT SCREAM AND THROW PANTIES AT THE MSNBC SCREEN - December 1

BIDEN TO GIVE TUESDAY'S SPEECH ON AFGHANISTAN AS SAYING DUMB THINGS IS A JOB RESERVED FOR HIM - November 30

WHILE BRAINSTORMING A MESSAGE ON HOW DEMS "FINISH THE JOB" HILLARY CLINTON BLURTS OUT "MONICA LEWINSKY" - November 30

GLOBAL WARMING SCIENTISTS IN EMAIL SCANDAL WILL FORGO THANKSGIVING TURKEY THIS YEAR-HAVING GOOSE COOKED INSTEAD - November 24

OBAMA CANCELS PARDON OF THANKSGIVING TURKEY, NOTING PRESIDENTS SHOULD NOT PARDON THEMSELVES - November 24

BIDEN BOASTS IF SENATE DEMS HAD ONLY 59 VOTES FOR HEALTH CARE DEBATE HE COULD'VE BEEN THE TIE-BREAKER - November 24