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New Art: The Big Picture

Now showing in the art gallery under "Christian Inspired"


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Satire Headline Archive Update November 21 - December 3

Here are the latest entries to the satire headlines archive

MAN LEAVES WHITE HOUSE JOB SUMMIT IN STRAIGHT JACKET, SAYS ONE WAY TO BRING JOBS BACK IS TO TAKE AWAY OBAMA'S - December 3

GOP SUPPORTS FREE MAMMOGRAMS IN HEALTH BILL TO ENCOURGE DEMS TO GET THEMSELVES EXAMINED MORE OFTEN - December 3

DOLLAR SHOWS FURTHER SIGNS OF WEAKENING WHEN OBAMA'S GIRLS ASK THEIR ALLOWANCE BE PAID IN MONOPOLY MONEY - December 2

UPON REALIZING HE ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEND ONLY 3000 TROOPS TO AFGHANISTAN OBAMA FIRES TELEPROMPTER - December 2

OBAMA GIVES IN, DEPLOYS 40000 TROOPS FOR WAR ON TERROR, 30000 TO AFGHANISTAN, 10000 TO TALK RADIO STATIONS - December 1

CHRIS MATTHEWS WARNED FOR OBAMA'S AFGHAN TROOP SPEECH TO NOT SCREAM AND THROW PANTIES AT THE MSNBC SCREEN - December 1

BIDEN TO GIVE TUESDAY'S SPEECH ON AFGHANISTAN AS SAYING DUMB THINGS IS A JOB RESERVED FOR HIM - November 30

WHILE BRAINSTORMING A MESSAGE ON HOW DEMS "FINISH THE JOB" HILLARY CLINTON BLURTS OUT "MONICA LEWINSKY" - November 30

GLOBAL WARMING SCIENTISTS IN EMAIL SCANDAL WILL FORGO THANKSGIVING TURKEY THIS YEAR-HAVING GOOSE COOKED INSTEAD - November 24

OBAMA CANCELS PARDON OF THANKSGIVING TURKEY, NOTING PRESIDENTS SHOULD NOT PARDON THEMSELVES - November 24

BIDEN BOASTS IF SENATE DEMS HAD ONLY 59 VOTES FOR HEALTH CARE DEBATE HE COULD'VE BEEN THE TIE-BREAKER - November 24

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Debate Over Socialism is Over And Out Of Your Mind

Howard Dean says the debate between profit motive being a parent of all invention and being enslaved in the nanny state is over.

He doesn't explicitly say it, because that is never how liberals roll. They have to throw tons of syllables and overanalysis to make themselves sound smarter like they belong dimensionally on a higher plane of intellectual existence in a way that exudes spiritually moral ambiguity in a directly concrete way than they really are need their molecular inner soul to be.

......well......it makes sense to them....

If you really really want a written transcript of Howie's speech you can contact your physician and ask them to write out a prescription for sleeping pills.

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New Poem: Basically Good?

Now showing in Poetry:

Anyone who says humans are basically
Good
Should
Just
Know better

God is basically Good

So is his creation of us

But our actions from infancy
Definitely
Don't justify
The claim humanists
Wish to abide by

We are nowhere
Near His league or
Even eager
To be there

Because we are basically good?

From the moment we are born
We are taught to:
Say please
Excuse me
Don't curse
Lying is worse
Give a bum a dime
Or two

Never forget to say thank you

If children have to be taught
to do what they should
Then how could we
Possibly
Internally
Instinctively
Innately
Know to be

Basically Good?

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