If you're Marty McFly, and you run into President Obama, don't rely on him to tell you when you are...
This signature is from today. New York Magazine has the story here.
But hey, its not like he misspelled P-O-T-A-T-O...and looking at that signature I'll have to give him the benefit of the doubt on his name.Add a comment
I know there was a lot of mocking and hoopla about the rapture last weekend. Well, I want to say the world mocked this guy, but the news reports and constant chatter about it revealed an uneasy sense of "what if."
Like many, I knew that it was nothing to worry about. So I paid no attention to this quack, Harold Camping, who now is saying he was off by a few months.
Oh...no kidding....this guy should give up "preaching" and become a politician.
All serious Christians knew this guy was full of it...
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
And if the words of Jesus aren't enough, consider that Family Radio, at least in 2009, has assets valued over $100 million in total. Nothing says the end is near better than hoarding paper, right?
In the end kooks like this are ignored by all but a few unlucky dupes, but too many of us who ignore Harold Camping aren't any more enlightened for it. How many broken promises of utopia do we have to hear from liberals before we start treating Washington DC with the same disbelief that we give greedy apocalypse-mongers?
They're essentially doing the same thing. If we don't take (fill in the taxpayer funder boondoggle here) then the sun wont shine again, rainbows will go on strike, Nancy Pelosi will age "gracefully" and Barney Frank may give women a try. It would get THAT bad.
When we see how much of a drain the government becomes to our way of life, and someone like Paul Ryan comes along to address that problem, those same liberals might as well put on a Harold Camping mask when they "argue" it's defense.
How much bigger does government need to grow? How much more debt do we have to incur? How much more money needs to be wasted on bureaucracy? How many times does the welfare state need to be discredited before the nation realizes that the Democratic party should change it's mascot from a donkey to a lemon?
Liberalism has had Harold Camping's track record for 70 years and counting. President Obama has a nasty habit of going on "trips" and vacations during massive natural disasters. Maybe he should finally take a vacation from his ideology.Add a comment
While guys like Bill Kristol are still "waiting for Superman" with the GOP presidential field. Biden is telling Dems to...
Vice President Joe Biden surprised a gathering of donors in Cincinnati last week when he floated the prospect of his succeeding President Barack Obama in the White House.
More at Politico
..."wait for Stuporman"
I know that actually a quite an unspecific request for the Democratic party. Then again, maybe not anymore. This is a guy who blew it two other times running for president, and was chosen to be the VP
for his foreign policy credentials <--(name one thing he's done in this department since 1-20-09) to help make Obama look even mildly mature enough to be the top guy.
This guy's primary primary opponent would be his mouth, and we'd have the birth certficate situation all over again, only instead of a piece of paper people would demand proof the guy has a brain in that head of his.
Don't even get me started on his running mate...
And he wants to try again in 2016?!?
iOwnTheWorld has a Biden for President slogan contest going on, check it out and enter your suggestion. I've got humble offerings, including "waiting for Stuporman" and the following:
No matter how deep Soros's hand goes I'll still say what I want.
Damn, prezident is way harder to spell than VP
I may be a step down from Obama, but it's a baby step.
Keep the hop and chainj comin'.
You'll never see me golf or play basketball because I can't do math
I'll reduce our dependence of foreign oil by forcing Americans to pump their gas in f**kin' America!
Make me the first VD to be prez since Bush.
I put the "ass" in "U ASS A"
Who wants to get shot with Stupid's arrow?
Make me the next American Idle
A few of my favorites from iOwnTheWorld:
Four words: Vote for me!
Hugs For Plugs! 2012 & 2016
” Smarter than the average pear “
Cleaner and articulater!
Biden the bullet for America!
SNL needs me
Keep on PLUGGING 2016
Biden 2016: It’s time for America to take a #2!
I like the Oval Office. No one can tell me to sit in the corner.
As seen on TV – just like FDR!
See the winners here, the grand prize winner is by far deserving of the distinction...
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Newt Gingrich can't catch a break, he recently got caught with "Dancin' Queen" as the ringtone on his phone! Really Newt? Your name, your hair, your marital history, your RINO grazing...those aren't enough to make you look unpresidential?
The silver lining to this is it did make me wonder what ringtones liberal politicians would (or should) have...
Harry Reid: The Village People - "Macho macho man, I want to be a macho man."
Barack Obama: Carly Simon - "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you..."
Men at Work - "Do you come from the land down under?" (no...not Austrailia)
Michelle Obama: Weird Al Yankovich - "Just eat it....Get yourself an egg and beat it, have some more chicken, have some more pie...."
Joe Biden: "A B C D E F G...."
Al Gore: Journey - "Don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling" (only during blizzards)
Nancy Pelosi: Lady Gaga - "Can't read my poker face" (she likes it when she gets calls at her Botox "consultations")
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Ludacris - "I've got hoes in different area codes"
Ted Kennedy: The Bangles - "Is this burning an eternal flame?" (yes, he got to keep his phone)
Anthony Weiner: "I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener..."
Charlie "Slumlord" Rangel: Pras and Mya - "Ghetto superstar, that is what you are..."
Barney Frank: Somewhere over the rainbow, is some guy... (its a custom ringtone)
Dennis Kucinich: Radiohead - "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here, I don't belong here..."
Bill Clinton: Garth Brooks - "I've got friends in low places"
Jimmy Soul - "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife..."
I know the possibilities are endless with this. Let me know what I missed.Add a comment
It seems liberal Jews are starting to wake up and smell the Holocaust on Obama with regards to his insane treatment of Israel. Here's a sticker just for them...
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One is in a movie called "Silence of the Lambs".....
The other is in a movie I like to call "Silenced by the Lambs"...
Here's another fantastic video from Oliver Darcy, the man behind the video shared here showing students refusing to allow their higher GPA's to be redistributed to student who need them and liberals refusing to accept our national debt belongs to them.
He and his partners now have a site called Exposing Leftists.
Watch what liberals do when given the chance to sign a petition to silence conservatives...
Liberals, new rule, if you see a camera, and someone asking you to give your opinion in front of said camera...run away...quickly...pretend your Obama during a crisis.
This isn't anything new. We've always known the only "free speech" they support is their own, and only their own. It is, however, a whole new low to watch them sign the petition while professing support for the first amendment.
I don't know, maybe they think free speech is the outrageously high price we have to pay to hear their opinions...
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So is it 2012 yet, because it would be really awesome to have a president who had a sane policy on how to treat Israel again...
Israel: Hey Barry!
Obama: Don't call me that, it's very disrespectful, and nobody calls me that.
Cornell West: Hey Barry! Whut up my brotha from a honky mutha!
Obama: What is up CW. Hey look, I've been working on my fist pump.
Cornell West: Almost got it my BHOreo...try putting your pinky down, you're not drinkin' tea with the Queen.
Obama: Oh yeah! I keep forgetting that part, thanks!
Cornell West: Peace in the middle eashhhhahahahahahaha!
Obama: Isn't he the coolest Israel? We call him CW because he's got enough drama to start his own a teenage soap opera.
Obama: So, what is up?
Israel: Why you coming at us all twisted on Palestine?
Israel: (Cornell said that would work) .......So, what's this crap about you wanting our borders to go back to...
...just because you're all yellow doesn't mean we have to be.
Obama: Look, I just want Israel live in pieces...peace...
....with it's neighbors.
Israel: By drawing up borders that leave us so vulnerable it will ensure our ultimate destruction?!? Whose side are you on anyway?
Israel: What what WHAT!!!
Obama: I mean...I'll, uh.....have to think about...um...sorry...sometimes my mouth moves faster than my teleprompter.