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Memorializing Last Years Memorial Day

I just wanted to remind everyone what happened to our intrepid leader (great, I just vomited on my keyboard...must...keep...typing...) last year when he tried to celebrate this day.


Obama Mastertard on Memorial Day


It's nice to see that he's gracing Arlington National Cemetery with his presence this year as a perfectly timed poll on the military's opinion of him is released.

Speaking for the side of the political spectrum that never feels like they have to fake it...



Happy Memorial Day. Thank you to all the soldiers and their families who have sacrificed for freedom we too often take for granted. God bless you.

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Looks Like Anthony Weiner Got Caught Thinking With His Namesake

Between the stories at Red State and Doug Ross, you can get a pretty full picture of what seems to be going on with Anthony Weiner appearing to be the latest technologiclaly inept congressman to flaunt his marital infidelity via social networking.

Check out those links or you can read the story in a nutshell, pardon the pun (you'll understand in a second), below:

  1. Anthony Weiner's Twitter account posted a link in the form of a direct message (as opposed to a general @ mention that is meant for all to see) to a 21 year old woman in Seattle. The link was image of a male figure in underwear, and bulging from the crotch area is a New York congressman's intellect.

  2. Weiner claims his Twitter AND YFrog accounts were hacked, but like every argument he makes when he debates anyone on Fox News, there is no evidence any of this is true (as explained at the Red State link). To make matters worse he has tweeted messages that seem directed to the same 21 year old woman in Seattle, who then retweeted his message.

  3. The recipient, as mentioned, is a 21 year old college student from somewhere in Seattle, who once tweeted that Weiner was her boyfriend. I would love to link to her Twitter or Facebook accounts, but both have reportedly been deleted to remove all suspicion of guilt.

I'm not one to jump to conclusions, but I also don't believe in coincidence. So the only question I have left is what was this moron thinking? Thanks to the same modern technology that busted him, I have my answer.



If the light being shed on this is real, then the DemocRats in Weiner's district better start their engines, because this seat is opening up many years sooner than they anticipated.

***UPDATE***

The 21 year old girl gives her unbelieveable (not even a little) explanation here.

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The International House of Obama Gaffes

So much for president perfect eh libs? I thought this was the guy that was going to restore our standing in the world! From the conservative standpoint his trip to Britain was a smashing success. A shorter way to put that is, "we told you so!"

He should open up a business...



The menu would be pretty robust:

    France: Enough already! If I wanted red "whine" I'd go to my local party meeting.

    India: "I'm not going anywhere near those dots, I've never had to connect any and I ain't starting now!"

    Japan: "Seriously? Just because I'm bowing in this gay bar doesn't mean I'm desperate!"

    Germany: "So whats up with Israel? Someone should really do something about them...am I right?"

    Israel: "Umm, the Palestinians didn't cross the border, the border crossed them."

    Finland: "The camera crews are here now, what do you mean you didn't have time to build my ancestral home?"

    Turkey: "Michelle thinks it's probably unsafe for Americans to visit until they change their name to "Tofurkey."

    China: "I'm not going to lie, I can't tell the difference between Chinese debt and their food. I can't get full on either."

    Vietnam: "Man, that war sure does bring back America's good ol' days..."

    Greenland: "Is it safe to say that when I'm in that country my approval rating there is 100%?"

    Mexico: "If votes were money this joint would be my broken ATM"

    Canada: "Riddle me this...what's Canadian for the N-word? Hockey puck."

    Saudi Arabia: "Respect different cultures my ass! I'm not putting on that burka."

    United States: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America..."


Which ones did I miss?

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Obama To Start His Own Champagne Brand?


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Would People Really Prefer Having Lunch With Obama? Really?

There is a new poll out that shows a majority of people would rather have lunch with President Obama over any of his would be GOP challengers.

Seriously? In fairness to the poll respondents this was probably taken well before Obama's state dinner with the Queen of England, where he showed that the only toast he doesn't screw up is the one he makes himself for breakfast.

I sort of understand the preference to have breakfast with a president over the wannabes. I personally wouldn't go that way with THIS president....

    He'll help himself to your food, especially if it tastes better than his...and ESPECIALLY if it was more expensive.

    Do you really want to see him bicker with Michelle as she whips out her calorie calculator? And on that note.....

    Forget desert, unless Diet Coke now counts.

    He'll assume your server is a Democrat, or....

    He'll go on some unsolicited rant about how "the manifesto" probably exempts them.

    He may excuse himself to brainstorm arguments for the Dream Act in the kitchen, regarless of its demographic.

    Be prepared to have him tell you all the dumb things Biden does when they go out to eat, like the time he mistakened hors d'oeuvres for French prostitutes.

    If he talks about his political views you may have to suffer throught frequent bathroom breaks, you can only be full of s**t for so long.

    To make sure the meal doesn't drag on forever you should make TOTUS your plus one to help the president order his food. This guy took 16 hours to decide whether or not he wanted to off Osama bin Laden, what do you think he's going to do with a menu in his hands?

Most importantly, don't forget to make sure you have a tub of this on the table...



Just sayin'...I'd rather hang with someone who would let me try moose meat. Mmmmm...

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Michelle Obama's Bad Hair Day In Britain Is Bush's Fault

Literally...




This is, like, strike 4 or 5 with the Obama's and the royals. I forget liberals, how much of an international embarrassment was President Bush again?

My pal on Twitter, Scott on Cape Cod, created this gem. Visit his blog here.

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Obama's First Attempt To Toast The Queen


Click the image to view the full size. If you haven't seen the video this "clipping" references you can see it here

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New York's GOP Is Doing A Great Job Keeping The Elephants Away

The Dems picked off a strong GOP seat last night, and they want you to think it was about Medicare?

The Associated Press: Medicare Overhaul Proposal Causing GOP Stress

The New York Times: Democrat Wins GOP Seat; Rebuke Seen To Medicare Plan

Los Angeles Times: Medicare Proposal May Have Cost GOP A House Seat In New York

The Associated Press: Medicare Key To Shocking Dem Win In NY House Race

ABC News: Referendum On Medicare? Democrat Wins Special Election In GOP-Leaning NY-26

CBS: Kathy Hochul's Special Election Triumph Sends Republicans Ominous Medicare Message

h/t Mr. Pinko at iOwnTheWorld

Simple common sense should tell anyone that it would be complete nonsense that a seat that went GOP last fall to the tune of 73% would flip on Medicare. Especially in a Congressional election, one freshman member of congress has about as much clout as Al Gore would in asking the sun to turn it's thermostat up so he can stop looking like a liar.

An overwhelmingly Republican district simply isn't flipping it's vote by 23% on a singular issue that the person elected wont be consequential in deciding. It simply doesn't work that way.

There are two reasons the Democrats picked up NY-26 last night...

  1. Like all politics, it was local. Erick Erickson explains this beautifully at his Red State post here
  2. Simple math

I know liberals think when I say "math" they believe they can solve the equation by taking truth and spinning it like its a plate on a stick....but I'm talking real numbers, not the ones they use to say ObamaCare will reduce the our deficit...

On Tuesday, she captured 47 percent of the vote to Ms. Corwin's 43 percent, according to unofficial results. A Tea Party candidate, Jack Davis, had 9 percent.

From The New York Times

Any idiot can see reason the GOP really lost last night. If the Tea Party didn't have a dog in the fight Corwin would've won if she received even just half of that vote. It would've been WAY closer than last November, but there were other mitigating factors that caused this.

Yes, Medicare is undeniably one of them as Houchul made it an issue and Corwin proved to be apparently quite feckless in her messaging, but all of this makes my point, the liberal media's headlines lyingly suggest this was a one-issue campaign.

I wonder how much they'll be gloating when Houchul will be forced to defend her seat against a Republican candidate that Republican voters in an overwhelmingly Republican district will get to choose, and not some buffoon hand picked by the party elites.

If the New York GOP continues to insist on special election nomination by pigheaded committee can they at least perform some kind of test to make sure the person they pick doesn't completely eff up a slam dunk? I don't care what it is....

    Catch a falling feather

    Count to 1

    Blink their eyes

    Be checked for a pulse

Anything...but please NY GOP, stop selecting candidates for these special elections that are proving they are less qualified for Congress and more qualified to be Vice President.

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A Chat With Obama About His Chances To Win In 2012

Here's satirical conversation about his odds for reelection.


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Code Names For Liberals

More than one person has wanted to call Barack Obama a 'smart alec', and now British police will get the chance to do so without getting reprimanded.

That's because Scotland Yard has tapped the codename 'Chalaque' to refer to the U.S. president for security reasons during his upcoming state visit to the United Kingdom May 24-26.

Indarjit Singh, a Punjabi speaker in the UK who is director of the Network of Sikh Organisations, told the Sunday Times the word 'is sometimes used when we want to denigrate someone who we think is too clever for their own good'.

More at The Daily Mail (via Memeorandum)

What other code names could the Brits give Obama and other liberals? For security purposes...of course...

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President Obama: Premature Emmaculation, Czar Czar The-bore, Ceczar Hapless, Liar Woods, Pinko Stinko the BO Pinko, Blight Tard Deodorant, Sloucho Marx

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Code names for other liberals...

Joe Biden: Stupid's Arrow, The Ding of England

Michael Moore: The Hefty Lefty, Bovine Intervention, Jaba The Nut

Joy Behar: The Dude (even though Jeff Bridges had better looking hair in that movie)

Harry Reid: The Silver Buffoon, Lame Newton

Nancy Pelosi: Botox Barbie, POP (Paper Over Plastic)

Rahm Emanuel: Master and Commander of F-Poop, Dancin' Queen

John Edwards: Johnny Crappleseed

Hillary Clinton: Cat Blender, The Real Other Woman

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