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Are We Now Going To Have Queer Eye for the Soldier Guy?

Just askin'...Now that they get to fight they can and will get a say in other things, right?

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Conservative Satire Headlines December 22, 2010

Obama thanks Putin for thank you card sent after START ratification, adds he didn't know Russian for "thanks" was "dosvedanya".

Dems propose new Don't Ask Don't Tell policy that allows Congress to never find out what is in bills after voting for them.

Dems say they might agree to GOP demand to read the Constitution in next Congress if someone would explain to them what it is.

Attorneys issue CIA cease and desist order upon creation of the WikiLeaks Task Force citing ownership of "WTF" branding by Obama Administration.

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Huckabee vs. Sarah P Over Michelle Obama's Unjust Desserts

Potential GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee says Sarah Palin’s wrong and Michelle Obama’s right, at least when it comes to the first lady’s push to combat childhood obesity.

“With all due respect to my colleague and friend Sarah Palin, I think she's misunderstood what Michelle Obama is trying to do,” the former Arkansas governor said Tuesday on the “Curtis Sliwa Show.”.....

(said Huckabee) “Michelle Obama's not trying to tell people what to eat or not trying to force the government's desires on people,” Huckabee said. “She’s stating the obvious, that we do have an obesity problem in this country.”

See the entire article at Politico (h/t Memeorandum)

Yeah, this is why anyone with the name Huckabee shouldn't be elected president.

Remember when "Just Say No" had the force of law behind it? The Obama family is not merely "stating" anything. They are "telling" people what to do about it. I would say that Huckabee would be smart enough to know the difference, but his name is Huckabee.

How is the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act NOT an imposition of "the government's desires on people?" It's now law! I think the flashy lights of his Fox News studio are making Mikey a little blind to what is really obvious.

...and stolen milk money will be made taxable income

I know this is an issue near and dear to his heart, but if personal baggage made good law then toilet seats would be narrower than the human head and 10 year-old bed-wetters will be eligible for a presidential medal of honor when I'm in charge of this joint.

How about this? If anyone can tell me which federal law Huckabee used to guide him in dropping his 100 pounds I'll back off the issue, and because I'm a nice guy I wont make beeping sounds while I do it.

All Palin is doing is playing a little gander to Michelle's goose by employing Obama's BFF Saul Alinsky's fifth rule:

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage."

This kind of nonsense needs to be ridiculed until election day, when it can be defeated.

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The Lump of Coal Santa Regrets Giving America

This is kind of meant to be a companion piece to A Yuletide Target of Michelle Obama's War On Obesity?...

Santa lump of coal for America

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Conservative Satire Headlines December 21, 2010

Biden is left despondent after realizing FCC Net Neutrality will do nothing to help his beloved L.A. Clippers.

Jon Stewart laments he could help preclude the 9-11 health bill by bestowing the healing power of laughter on first responders that are liberal.

Sen. Coburn says he would end opposition to 9-11 health compensation bill if it could be made deficit neural with "good intentions and pixie dust."

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2010 The Musical

As usual the guys at Jib Jab nail it.

h/t iOwnTheWorld.

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A Christmas Card From The Bidens?

Biden Christmas Card

I know...a little weird, but the thought popped in my head, and it made me laugh...Merry Christmas....

If it's tough to read you can click the image to see a larger version.

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Conservative Satire Headlines December 20, 2010

Fears sparked Don't Ask Don't Tell repeal that Barney Frank will celebrate by "showing off his privates" ease with revelation he meant his harem of enlisted men.

Obama Administration says president rebounding from bad 2010 citing one poll that actually touts 75% approval among his immediate family .

Michelle Obama rejects warning of START treaty critics that it's passage is greater threat to national security than missiles carrying warheads made of ding dongs.

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Now Christmas Is Just An "Expression"

"I want to say one thing about the budget that didn't get passed, the omnibus bill. You know, we talk a lot about – we just passed this huge tax cut in part because business said, you know, we have to plan, we have to know what kind of tax cuts we have. Well, these agencies, including the Defense Department, don't know how much money they've got and for what. And I was at – forgive the expression – a Christmas party at the Department of Justice and people actually were really worried about this," NPR's Totenberg said on PBS this weekend.

See the video at Real Clear Politics

Wait a second. Christmas is now an expression? Don't get me wrong, I'm kind of open to the idea because thinking of Christmas as the day the Son of God was born was...forgive the expression...heavier than growning gravitational pull threatening the objects that orbit Michael Moore.

While we're at it what other expressions should we forgive?

Barack Obama should be in a certain type of database for the way he – forgive the expression – molests those teleprompters.

Joe Biden could never be a teacher because he – forgive the expression – is sharper than a deflated soccer ball.

Before becoming a justice on the Supreme Court Elena Kagan should have – forgive the expression – gained some relevant experience on American Idol.

Michelle Obama is a very stylish and modern First – forgive the expression – Lady.

Harry Reid fought really hard for the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell because he is – forgive the expression – tired of only wearing the uniform for his Village People cover band.

The BP oil spill created a – forgive the expression – marine habitat for liberals.

Nancy Pelosi is not – forgive the expression – biodegradeable.

Rahm Emanuel wishes everyone – forgive the expression – a Merry F-ing C#*@$%mas.

NPR radio kind of – forgive the expression – makes my brain bleed out of my ears.

Luckily for Nina do you know who would forgive the expression of "Christmas Party?"......


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A Yuletide Target of Michelle Obama's War On Obesity?

Why the heck not?!? Even though it's not illegal actors can't smoke on screen anymore without someone having a fit. How could something like this not be next?

Michelle Obama fat Santa anti child obesity psa

Hey! We could finally recognize Santa as a threat to national security! How progressive!

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