After a 4 month break I'm going to bring the satire headlines back! I know I know, you're all super excited!!!!
It's going to be a little different from before. I'll package them into little posts instead of tweets and status updates (I'm only going to do that for my favorites). Before I would do 1-2 per day, but I'm going to shoot for 3-5 a day.
Rove tells Der Spiegel Obama is an "utter disaster," Biden fires back "Dammit Karl he's a president not a dairy farmer!"
Sarkozy now worried conflict in France over lifting retirement age may be never-ending as white flag makers join strikes
9th Circuit stays overturn of Don't Ask Don't Tell policy over emerging interest in transferring the policy from "gays serving" to "terrorist rules of engagement."
Obama cancels trip to Sikh temple during trip to India, being reassured that Sikhs are not Muslim the president replied, "exactly."
Pelosi swears off botox to prove point that things can indeed go lower than her latest approval rating.