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Osama, Before He Was Famous...

    International terrorist.

    Public enemy number.

    Pakistan's public frenemy number 1.

    The Michael Jordan of hide-and-seek.

All of those sound way better than "movie villian understudy." Maybe Osama didn't hate America so much as the Hollywood rat race made him snap.

Some people find self destruction, I mean, "winning", with sex and drugs. Others find it in jihad.

Dont judge >:-(

Really though, this is one of those "man, i wish I thought of that!" pieces.

Found this at iOwnTheWorld (where else?)