Public enemy number.
Pakistan's public frenemy number 1.
The Michael Jordan of hide-and-seek.
All of those sound way better than "movie villian understudy." Maybe Osama didn't hate America so much as the Hollywood rat race made him snap.
Some people find self destruction, I mean, "winning", with sex and drugs. Others find it in jihad.
Dont judge >:-(
Really though, this is one of those "man, i wish I thought of that!" pieces.
Found this at iOwnTheWorld (where else?)