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How Can Obama Be "Bi" When He Only Wants To "Lead From Behind?"

It's always entertaining to watch liberals like Maureen Dowd in her latest column trip over their own brilliance. Starting off with...

HE was born this way.


Not bisexual. Not even bipartisan. Just binary.

Our president likes to be on both sides at once.....

...and conclude with...

With each equivocation, the man in the Oval Office shields his identity and cloaks who the real Barack Obama is.

He should draw inspiration from the gay community: one thing gays have to do, after all, is declare who they are at all costs.

On some of the most important issues facing this nation, it is time for the president to come out of the closet.

Wasn't that SO clever how it wasn't about being gay.....and then it was? Is there any wonder why liberals get out of their leaders what their ideology puts into our system?

All they ever are is a confused hot mess of indecision, so of course the president they propagandize for would be too.

That's because liberalism at its core is something that doesn't sell well to most of the country. Obama's "obviously Christian" views on gay marriage are "evolving" because most of the country disagrees with his actual support for it.

He commits our military to action in Libya so he can point to at least one instance where America doesn't have a timid wilting flower of a President, and riding Bush's coattails on Afghanistan and Iraq isn't cutting he flexes this manhood while hiding behind the NATO skirt being worn by France.

He likes to lead from behind because it's not in liberalism's DNA to lead for real. Now we're stuck with President Buttsniffer. That's why his unofficial tag line when he bows before foreign leaders is "turn around."

When you think about it, it does kind of make sense that "leading from behind" is the only way to really guide gay marriage policy, or force rich people to "spread the wealth."

"Leading from behind" is actually the perfect way to nutshell liberalism's effect on America.

I guess the point is that "bi" means "gay in denial" and Obama should just join the side they're on already. So he should heed Dowd's advice and...

    Trade in the blue ties for pink ones

    Stimulate the economy by signaling it's time to buy stock in the company that owns Virginia Slims.

    Hatch a deficit reduction scheme that includes participation in a special edition of some Home and Garden show with a "partner" as they work with a real estate agent to sell the White House. (not sell out, he's already done that)

He needs to just be himself, then the rest of the nation can finally join conservatives in realizing that we have leadership we can believe in...changing.