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Conservative Satire News February 14, 2011

Winning another straw poll Ron Paul hopes he has now won enough of them that the primary elections that he refers to as "the big bad wolf" wont blow it down so easily next time.

Nations liberals prepare to celebrate true love this year with Valentines festivities  that include a deluge of flowers, chocolates, and morning pills.

After submission of 3.7 trillion dollar budget Obama denies he "doesn't get it," pointing out that the unusually verbose title of this years budget is "The Number of Reasons, In Dollars, I Should Not Be Re-elected."