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Literally Doubting Biden On The Economy

QUARTERS! GET YOUR POOPY QUARTERS HERE!

If I was unemployed and given the choice of selling sacks of crap covered quarters for a dollar apiece, commission only....without gloves...in a bikini or defending democrats, which job do you think I would want to take?

So apparently Obama had a headache and popped stupid pills instead of Tylenol, because he sent Joe Biden to respond to Minority Leader Boehner's call to fire the Obama economic team (via the Chicago Tribunes political blog The Swamp).

"For eight years before we arrived in the West Wing, Mr. Boehner and his party ran the economy literally into the ground," Biden said.

Now I'm talkin'!

Literally...into the ground....literally guys. For two years before the crash of 2008 the powerless GOP minority took the economy and buried it in the ground...literally...so that the democrats, in the majority and running congress, couldn't find it. This is clearly why Obama wanted the "stimulus" to produce "shovel-ready" jobs last year.

As if that's not enough. Here comes the money shot...

Biden conceded that the economic recovery was not proceeding as fast as the administration had hoped, but claimed there was "no doubt we're moving in the right direction."<----(PSSST! click here).

doubt [dout] - noun
Slang for "brains" in the Biden family

We are approaching a point where the world would rather use poison ivy than the dollar, spending is so out of control jealous drunken sailors want their expression back, everyone expects a double dip recession because of the impending tax hikes, and Joe Biden thinks there is NO DOUBT we are moving in the right direction?

"We've seen this movie before, Mr. Boehner. We've seen it before and we know how it ends."

What movie, pray tell, is that? Yeah, ok, Bush was president. But everything started turning to crappy quarters after the Dem takeover of congress in 2006, so my guess is Joey B thinks Boehner's movie is something Disney

Deliverance

Which begs the question if they're the anti-GOP then what the hell kind of movie have they been playing?

These pigs have been telling us to squeal for them for 4 years, and only fools mainlining MSNBC into the crater in their head where their brain would normally be believe Democrats are actually pulling us out of a ditch dug exclusively by the GOP.

If they keep this up the only demographic that will be left for them to persuade will be babies literally born yesterday.