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You Might Be a Liberal If...vol. 3

A year ago I came up with a list of ways you might be a conservative, AKA volume 1.

A few months later I had volume 2.

Here's a few more
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If you thought "The Kings Speech" was a documentary about the invention of teleprompters...

If you're afraid to go on a show called "Are You Smarter than the Vice President?"...

If you think social networking is a government program that requires your neighbor share their smart phone with you...

When you hear "Always with Wings" and you think maxi pads...instead of how Al Gore travels between mansions...

If you think saying "thats a bright idea" is discriminatory against the blind visually impaired and Joe Biden.

If your favorite sexual position is Democratic legislation.

If you get your news from The View.

If you've ever had dead brain cells reactivate because of The View.

If you attend a book club in which members only discuss written transcripts of what happened on The View.

If Meghan McCain is your favorite conservative intellectual...

If you'd draw a Hitler moustache on your own face if you ever disagreed with yourself.

If during the Glenn Beck show he discusses his paranoid connection between mid east rebellions and the Muslim Brotherhood and you start screaming "OH YEAH? WHAT ABOUT SCOTT WALKER?"

If you think the second amendment only applies to a well regulated militia and television coverage of the Palins...

If you're so environmental that you literally go green recycling bath water...

If Sarah Palin's crosshairs make you so nervous you now maintain a shaved head...

If the only right to a private education for children you're willing to defend in court is the kind provided by NAMBLA...

If you think Charlie Sheen did more to ruin the meaning of "winning" than Democrats in 2008...

If you're freaking out because you've always thought Obama losing reelection would be the end of the world...and you just realized the election is in 2012....

You might be a liberal.