A picture is worth 1,000 words, so lets find a few of 'em...
When I a was a boy my teacher asked me to spell "plagiarism" and I said you tell me first, then I'll tell you...
Did you know you can't star 69 a text message?
No no, this is how you say it...."why so socialist?"
Did you know the red phone in the Oval Office isn't for Batman....or phone sex?
Barney said I can be his fruit fly!
Farting makes me sound smart!
Nancy had me at her Botox party, can you tell I just had my cheeks done?
My hairplugs tickle!
I think my eyes are smiling too.
Even though we lost the House Barack said I can still have a puppy!
Comment with your best shot(s)!