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Conservative Satire Headlines May 10-14

Here are the latest additions to the Satire Headlines Archive (starting with the most recent):



COLLEGE STUDENT CLAIMS SSN WAS STOLEN AS IRS SAYS SHE OWES BACK TAXES ON EARNINGS FROM BEING U.S PRESIDENT - May 14

ATTORNEY GENERAL ANNOUNCES PLAN TO FILE A LAWSUIT CHALLENGING THE CONSTITUTIONALITY OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION - May 14

KAGEN INFORMS A DEJECTED BIDEN THE GAYDAR HE BOUGHT TO USE ON HER IS JUST A REMOTE FOR XBOX - May 13

PELOSI GIVES EMOTIONAL FAREWELL TO DC COLLEAGUES AS HER FACE PREPARES FOR ANNUAL SUMMER HIBERNATION - May 13

OBAMA ORDERS HALT TO CLEANING OF GULF OIL SLICK, DECLARES WATERS PROTECTED FOR LIBERAL BAPTISMS - May 12

OBAMA "LESS IS MORE" IN MEDIA SPEECH REPORTLY GIVEN WITH TELEPROMPTERS IN THE SHAPE OF KETTLES - May 11

CATHOLIC BISHOPS TELL DEMS PENANCE FOR SUPPORTING ABORTION IS 7 OUR FATHERS 3 HAIL MARY'S AND 294 RESIGN NOW'S - May 11

OBAMA SCOTUS PICK KAGEN SAYS SHE MAKES UP FOR A LACK OF EXPERIENCE ON THE BENCH WITH AN EXPERTISE IN CHAIRS - May 10

ALCOHOL MAKERS LOBBY TO LOWER DRINKING AGE TO 16 TO MAKE UP FOR SALES LOST FROM TED KENNEDY'S DEATH - May 10