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Satire Headline Archive Update March 15-31

Here are the latest additions to the Headlines Archive



INTERNAL FACEBOOK POLL FINDS USERS FEEL HAVING BOTH A DNC AND AN IRS FAN PAGE IS REDUNDANT - March 31

SARKOZY EXPLAINS TO BIDEN IRAN IS THE NAME OF A ROGUE NATION AND NOT OFFICIAL FRENCH FOREIGN POLICY - March 30

INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE "THE BLIND SIDE" OBAMA APPLIES TO BE THE LEGAL GUARDIAN OF HIS TELEPROMPTER - March 30

OBAMA DELIVERS ULTIMATUM TO KARZAI TO STOP AFGHAN CORRUPTION OR ACCEPT A POSITION IN HIS ADMINISTRATION - March 29

FOCUSED U.N. MOVES SWIFTLY ON SINKING OF SOUTH KOREAN SHIP BY PASSING RESOLUTION DENOUNCING ISRAEL - March 26

GROWING TIRED OF SAYING OBAMACARE IS PEOPLE'S VICTORY OBAMA HIRES SARCASM CZAR - March 26

DEMS WANT CONGRESSIONAL "DON'T ASK DON'T TELL" LIFTED SO THEY CAN SAY HOW THEY REALLY FEEL ABOUT AMERICA - March 25

BARNEY FRANK DECLARES LOVE OF DICTATORS UNTIL AIDE INFORMS HIM THEY’RE NOT PENIS-SHAPED FRENCH FRIES - March 25

PRO-CHOICE GROUP INADVERTENTLY SUPPORTS OBAMACARE PROTESTERS CHANTING "KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY" - March 24

BIDEN SAYS "BIG F-ING DEAL" NOT OVER HEALTH CARE BILL, OBAMA PROMISED HE CAN COME INSIDE WHITE HOUSE NOW - March 23

STUPAK SAYS DEMS OSTRACIZED HIM LIKE HE WAS ROSIE O'DONNELL IN A POLICE LINE-UP OF WOMEN - March 23

BIDEN CHANTS "WE HAVE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE" AS BEMUSED DEMOCRATS WONDER WHO "WE" IS SUPPOSED TO BE - March 22

BARNEY FRANK LOSES BET TO OBAMA ON WHO CAN BLOW THE DEMOCRAT MAJORITY FASTER - March 22

DEMS SUPPORTING OBAMACARE BECOME UNDECIDED WHEN THEY REALIZE THE PROCEDURE IS "DEEM AND PASS" NOT "DEMON PASS" - March 19

OBAMA'S DELAY OF TRIP TO SOUTH PACIFIC FOR HEALTH VOTE HAILED BY DEM LEADERS AND CHIROPRACTOR DR. NOBOWMA - March 19

BIDEN CANCELS TRIP TO HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AFTER READING ON WIKIPEDIA HE CAN ONLY BREAK TIES IN THE SENATE - March 19

THREATS AGAINST DEMOCRATS OPPOSING OBAMACARE GRADUATE FROM WATERBOARDING TO ERIC MASSA TICKLE SESSIONS - March 18

BIDEN SUFFERS "WICKED" ST. PATTY'S DAY HANGOVER, SWEARS HE'LL NEVER DRINK GREEN ODOULS AGAIN - March 18

WHITE HOUSE ST. PATRICKS DAY FESTIVITIES END WHEN BIDEN GETS SO DRUNK HE CAN EXPLAIN QUANTUM PHYSICS - March 17

DEMS SUPPORTING OBAMACARE BECOME UNDECIDED WHEN THEY REALIZE THE PROCEDURE IS "DEEM AND PASS" NOT "DEMON PASS" - March 16

POLL FINDS LIBERALS FINALLY CONQUER BUSH DICTATORSHIP FEARS IF DEMS "DEEM" HEALTH CARE BILL "PASSED" - March 16

HIGH COURT UPHOLDS "UNDER GOD" IN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, CAUSES ATHEIST CRACK-UP, CRIES OF "WHY GOD WHY?" - March 15

OBAMA'S DELAY OF TRIP TO SOUTH PACIFIC FOR HEALTH VOTE HAILED BY DEM LEADERS AND CHIROPRACTOR DR. NOBOWMA - March 15