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Satire Headlines Archive Update March 1-14

Here are the latest additions to the Headlines Archive



TOYOTA REFUSES TO ACCEPT BLAME FOR THE DEMOCRATS STICKY HEATH CARE REFORM ACCELERATOR - March 12

NEW POLL FINDS MAJORITY NOT SURE IF OBAMA'S LOGO REPRESENTS HIS LAST INITIAL OR ZERO - March 11

INSURANCE INDUSTRY TELLS OBAMA THAT IF THERE WERE REELECTION INSURANCE HIS APPLICATION WOULD BE DENIED - March 11

HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES TO CONSIDER MAKING "LIBERAL" AN UNINSURABLE PRE-EXISTING MEDICAL CONDITION - March 10

MASSA AND EMMANUEL'S FIGHT IN SHOWER PROMPTS BARNEY FRANK TO CALL FOR A THOROUGH, STEAMY INVESTIGATION - March 9

OBAMA DISPUTES HE IS LIKE A 3D MOVIE THAT WAS OVER-HYPED, OVERSOLD AND FULL OF THIN AIR CALLED "CRAPITAR" - March 9

RAHM EMMANUEL SAYS HE CONFRONTED REP. MASSA AT GYM NAKED BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME TO PUT ON THE WARM-UP TUTU - March 8

ACADEMY TELLS OBAMA THAT WHILE FULL OF GLAMOR AND MAKE-BELIEVE HIS SPEECHES WILL NEVER QUALIFY FOR AN OSCAR - March 8

REID SAYS 36,000 LOST JOBS IS "GOOD," PROMPTS NATIONS JOBLESS MEN TO STOP BEATING WIVES SO THEY CAN GO BEAT ON HIM - March 5

FEDERAL BUDGET DEFICIT PUTS CENSUS IN JEOPARDY AS PUBLIC BEGINS TO DOUBT GOVERNMENT'S ABILITY TO COUNT - March 5

HARRY REID'S HOME TOWN OF SEARCHLIGHT VOTES TO HONOR HIS INTELLIGENCE BY RENAMING THE TOWN "NIGHTLIGHT" - March 5

OBAMACARE MAY FAIL DUE TO DEMS WHO OPPOSE ABORTION EXCEPT FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND NATION DESTROYING LAWS - March 4

WHEN ASKED WHY IT NO LONGER COVERS THE IRAQ WAR THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA SAYS ITS ALL BUSH'S FAULT - March 4

BIDEN SPECULATES HE IS VP BECAUSE HE IS LIKE OBAMA'S CIGARETTES, UNFILTERED, ODDLY ADDICTING, AND SMELLY - March 3

CHILEANS PUT EARTHQUAKE WOES IN PERSPECTIVE AS THEY REALIZE ITS NOT LIKE THEY GOT HIT WITH OBAMACARE - March 2

BIDEN HYPES OBAMA VERSION OF HEALTH CARE BILL AS SO SIMPLE EVEN A CHILD WILL BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM - March 2

NEW "FASHION FORWARD" SHIRT WORN BY OBAMA REVEALED TO BE MASS COVERING OF NICOTINE PATCHES - March 1

COMPLAINTS HIT NEW YORK TIMES THAT ISSUE WITH GORE'S GLOBAL WARMING DEFENSE HAVE A WEIRD FECES-LIKE ODOR - March 1