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Donald Trump Should Stick to Two Things: What He Knows, and The Hair On His Head

So Donald Trump fired Chloe Kardashian on Celebrity Apprentice for no reason other than she had to attend some class for DUI. Having gone to jail and paying a fine and going through all the other things that someone who gets a DUI has to go through, none of it being pretty, Trump saw it as an invitation to administer a most sanctimonious morality lecture that can only come from someone who trades in wives more than Expedition owners are trading in for Prius's.
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Speaking Power to Truth

The special olympics is a series of sporting events in which special, handicapped, disabled, Dancing with the Stars audition rejects, and retarded people - wait...is that word allowed? - Lets ask dictionary.com

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If Nickelodeon was our judicial system....

Despite the fact that his public persona is now blacker than the bruises he left Rhianna, The network that brings the intellectual clarity of Dora the Explorer, not surprisingly, still wanted to prop Brown up as a role model for its young viewers by refusing to remove him from consideration for a Kids Choice Award.

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At her graduation her vagina should get hooded too

22 year old Natalie Dylan is selling her virginity so she can have money to pay for school to get her Master’s Degree.

She got the idea from her sister, who prostituted herself for three weeks and earned enough money to fund her entire college education....where she majored in shamelessness and minored in dignity.

Nasty Natalie on the other hand, wants to get her advanced degree in family and marriage therapy. She already has a bachelors in women's studies, which tells me exactly why she needs a masters degree since she has an undergraduate education that has prepared her to do nothing useful with her life. (on a side note, I've be studying women since puberty kicked in...where's my damn degree?)

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George W Bush final report card

Successes:

Having a creativily use of vocabulation: A

Keeping the job of copy editors, comedians, and english translators recession proof (until now): A

Avoiding conducting press conferences: B

Avoiding putting his fingerprints on the veto pen: B+

Good looking twin daughters: A

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Some Republicans are Getting Blue with Envy

There once was a time when the Republican Party was associated with the color blue, and since 2000 it has been red at the dictation of the news media and quickly adopted into pop culture. That has drawn complaints from some the new party of "no" because everywhere else in the world blue is the color of conservatism and red is attributed to more left-wing parties.

Joseph Farah of World Net Daily wrote a particularly whinny column about this after the last election...and as a result WND has courageously announced it will no longer be using the red state blue state paradigm, period (the punctuation, not the connotation).

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