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BP's new toy Obama yoyo


Big Thanks to Oceander over at Free Republic for sharing this.

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The Biden v. Holder Rivalry Escalates

The saga continues, if you don't know what I'm talking about click the thumbnails at the bottom of the post to see the first parts of it and get up to speed.

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Obama Is Presented With His First Ass to Kick


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Poor Misunderstood Helen Thomas!

If only she could have that anti-semetic moment on camera back....


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That could get the Jews off her back.

I guess as a disclaimer I should mention this is pure satire...if its not ABUNDANTLY apparent.

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Asses Barry Kicked

A fun trend on Twitter called #AssesBarryKicked has been making the rounds, here's a partial and evolving list (a mix of humor and serious):

My List

Hope
American Medicine
The Dem Majority
Media whores
Clean oceans
Golf tees
Capitalism
Government Motors
Presidential decorum
Glistening presidential pecs
Respect for Supreme Court
National Security
Accepting fault (Bush's fault)
His daughters at Stratego
America's backbone
Martha Coakley’s Senate Campaign
Staying classy
Jihad (the word, not the ideology)
Tax cuts
Leadership
The Olympics in Chicago
Memorized speeches
The dollar
Jimmy Carter's legacy



My favorites from Twitter:

NASA
The salute
37 bowling pins
“The fools who voted for him”
Employment
Marine “Corpse” men
Mom Jeans
The idea that experience doesn't matter
Israel
Jon Corzine's gubernatorial campaign
Democrats on November 2, 2010
America's 57 States

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NOW Obama Wants to Kick Ass?

Is this President Obama when he's angry? Seriously?


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Once again he breaks the boundaries of presidential decorum. This guy isn't the president of a college fraternity. He is one of only 43 people in the history of a nation of hundreds of millions who have had the honor and privilege to hold one of the greatest positions of power in the history of mankind.....and he's looking for an "ass to kick?"

Yeah, Matt Lauer prodded him, but THATS MATT LAUER. He is the PRESIDENT. Shouldn't someone be the adult here? Whats worse is Lauer said "kick butt," Obama turned it into "ass." It was totally gratuitous for him to do that.

I'm starting to miss TOTUS

If he wants to talk like that behind his beloved closed doors then by all means go for it, but knock it off with the foul language on national television. Children look up to you and I'm sure their parents don't want to compete with your mouth.

Can you imagine if either President Bush or Ronald Reagan talked like that? ME NEITHER! It wouldn't happen! It didn't happen!

Thats how the DNC moves their agenda forward

For crying out loud Reagan couldn't bring himself to take off his jacket when he was in the Oval Office, meanwhile Democrats get oral sex, drop f-bombs on hot mics, and say "ass" on national television like its on their presidential bucket list.

If Obama thinks he was on this from the beginning then he should hand that memo to Bobby Jindal and David Vitter, who demanded dredging and sand berms for WEEKS before they got permits Obama could've had issued in an instant. Instead, they come after oil hits that states coast.

The reaction to this has been a joke, literally, because when this all broke Obama was playing around with the Jonas Brothers at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

NOW Obama wants to KICK ASS?!? He can't have it, he's not a fit for that part, but I have another role in mind for him...


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Holy Smokes! Did You Know Our National Anthem Has More Than One Verse?

I had a vigorous internal debate about posting this video, because I don't want liberals to see it and launch a lawsuit to strike the Star Spangled Banner Down as unconstitutional.

I actually did know, but I have to admit I wouldn't be able to begin telling it to you. Thanks public education!



And who said we're not a Christian nation?

"One of the great strengths of the United States is … we have a very large Christian population -- we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation. We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values."

- President Obama, April 6, 2009

Oh, uhhhhh, ok.....Pardon me for getting in the way of Captain Ambiguous.

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Obama Endorses Identity Theft Protection?

President Obama celebrated the 66th Anniversary of D-Day by ignoring it and going to the Ford Theatre, the theatre where Abraham Lincoln was assissinated.

The whole event was being taped to be aired for some July 4th special, so a lot of VIP's were there, including a Lincoln impersonator who got to meet Obama. Since Obama has been compared to one of our greatest presidents (if not THE greatest) since BEFORE he was even elected I thought of the perfect product endorsement to commemorate the meeting.



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A Different Look At Obama's Meeting With Jan Brewer

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Conservative Satire Headlines June 1-4

Here are the latest additions to the Satire Headlines Archive (starting with the most recent):



OBAMA ANNOUNCES NEW JOBS STIMULUS PLAN TO HIRE MORE CENSUS WORKERS, DEMAND RECOUNTS UNTIL 2012 - June 4

AFTER REVIEW OF LAST RESORT OPTIONS TO DEAL WITH OIL SPILL OBAMA IS ADVISED TO REMOVE FROM LIST "GIVE SPEECH FROM '08 ELECTION" - June 4

AFTER MEETING WITH ARIZONA GOVERNOR OBAMA PROMISES HER JOB OFFER IF SHE DOESN'T ASK FOR HIS PAPERS, AGAIN - June 3

OBAMA FEARS CREDIBILITY IS SLIPPING WHEN LAUGHTER ERUPTS AFTER SAYING HE IS GOOD AT PLAYING "CLUE" - June 3

JAMES CARVILLE DECLINES CHANCE TO CAMPAIGN FOR DEMS WITH OBAMA, SAYS HE’LL BE TOO BUSY WASHING HIS HAIR - June 2

GORES END 40 YEAR MARRIAGE WHEN TIPPER FINDS OUT "EL NINO" IS AL'S LOVE CHILD WITH MOTHER NATURE - June 1

"MISS ME YET" MOVEMENT GETS MAJOR BOOST AFTER GEORGE W. BUSH ANNOUNCED HE OFFICIALLY MISSES HIMSELF  - June 1

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