Everyone knows how this works, if I missed any good ones let me know by commenting below!
10. Didn’t know about the spill because the teleprompters were on vacation.
9. Someone challenged him to see how many rounds of golf he can play before people get pissed.
8. Didn’t want to act until his team created an oil spill graphic that incorporated his logo
7. Was too busy waterboarding Rahm Emmanuel for answers on why his cabinet calls him President Jenga.
6. Didn’t know where to go because “Caution Slippery Floor” signs wont stand on water.
5. Wasn’t sure it was actually that bad after seeing gulf residents with “this is what change looks like” signs.
4. Clean up the ocean? Pssh he was just waiting for the iPhone to release the app for that.
3. Wanted to test Keith Olbermann’s theory that rednecks would avoid the beach if the ocean was black.
2. Hasn’t cared about oil since Air Force One was retrofitted to run on the magic of the 2008 election.
1. Being asked “did you plug the hole yet daddy” at least 50 times while being president was actually an item on his "bucket list."
You probably know by now what the Chairman of BP Carl-Henric Svanberg has had to say about who BP cares about...
Small people, small people, we care about the SMALL people...who are these small people? The leprechauns dancing in his head?
The collection of Barack action figures that the president forgot to gift to the queen?
In any case, to quote the great Paul Harvey, here is the REST of the story...
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You've likely seen cartoons from conservative cartoonist Michael Ramirez in the past, this is the best political cartoon I've seen in a while. This guy is awesome. Check out more of his work here.
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As a graphic designer this is a subject that has been interesting and frightening to me for a long time now. Check out this fascinating and important video on iconography from Bill Whittle of Pajamas TV its 8 minutes long, but its so good it feels like 30 seconds.
I actually saw this video months ago, and it has served for inspiration and motivation for several pieces I've done (and can be found on my art page) since viewing it...Add a comment
I think I'm starting to understand one of the reasons why President Amateur Hour slaps his logo on EVERYTHING. To give the perception that HE is in CONTROL. I'm not sure that tactic is going to actually work for him for too much longer....
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I think this could help explain why North Carolina Democratic Congressman Bob Etheridge attacked those college students the other day...click the respective years to see the "before and after" of the whole story.
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We conservatives like to gag when Obama, almost half way through his presidency (note I didn't say first term) continues to blame Bush for everything except the hangnail on his finger.
I don't know how much conservatives can really quarrel with this excuse.
We may "miss" W now, but there's something to this. Reagan's success got George H.W. Bush elected, and Clinton's "success" did get more people to vote for Al Gore.
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Here are the latest additions to the Satire Headlines Archive (starting with the most recent):
DURING VISIT TO GULF OBAMA CALLS DIBS ON TARBALLS SO HE CAN SAVE MONEY AT HIS DRIVING RANGE - June 11
HELEN THOMAS CONFESSES RESENTMENT OF JEWS BEGAN AS A LITTLE GIRL GETTING "JERKED AROUND BY THIS MOSES GUY" - June 11
HARRY REID POINTS OUT SAME RASMUSSEN POLL SHOWS HIM BEATING SHARON ANGLE IF THE DECIDING FACTOR WAS FEMININITY - June 10
PETA FILES CLASS ACTION SUIT CHARGING IRAN WITH SLANDER AFTER CALLING UN SANCTIONS "ANNOYING FLIES" - June 10
CAUGHT IN ANOTHER CASE OF SELECTIVE HEARING BARNEY FRANK APOLOGIZES TO OBAMA FOR OFFERING UP HIS "ASS TO SLICK" - June 9
BIDEN'S IDEA TO CLEAN OIL SPILL BY DUMPING "GAS GUZZLING" SUV'S IN OCEAN REJECTED AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION - June 9
FLORIDA OIL CLEAN UP CONTINUES AFTER MAGIC GENIE GRANTS A CHOICE BETWEEN THE SLICK OR A RETIRED HELEN THOMAS - June 8
MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCING RETIREMENT HELEN THOMAS IS OFFERED JOB AT DISNEYLAND AS THE WITCH FROM SNOW WHITE - June 7
OBAMA SAYS DEALING WITH OIL SPILL RATES SOMEWHERE ON HIS "BUMMER SCALE" BETWEEN RIM SHOTS AND DOUBLE BOGEYS - June 7Add a comment