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When Will The NAACP Denounce Actual Racism?

"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs—partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs…There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don’t want the patient to get well, because as long as the disease holds out they have not only and easy means of making a living, but also an easy medium through which to make themselves prominent before the public.”

Booker T. Washington

So the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People votes that the Tea Party is racist a day after the first black woman to be First Lady in the country's history speaks on increasing intensity against apparent continued racial inequality. Isn't that like the pot calling no no...I don't hate a sufficient amount of cracka iotas to be allowed to go there....

It really sucks that conservatives are so intellectually inferior compared to liberals that we are the only ones that see the irony of Michelle Obama telling the NAACP that black people still have a tough road to hoe in America as if her husband's name is Jim Crowe.

Honestly, I don't care to be lectured by someone who only became a fan of America after she realized she could be its first lady. This is America, Michelle, not the 2005 Chicago White Sox no fairweather fans allowed.

To be fair to the NAACP they do say they are not condemning the entire Tea Party, just its racist fringe...

"We don't have a problem with the tea party's existence. We have an issue with their acceptance and welcoming of white supremacists into their organizations."

NAACP President Ben Jealous

If only the Tea Party were considerate enough to be more like the Black Panthers, it would save the NAACP the trouble of having to make any distinction in the first place.

The Department of Just Us

How about we get a resolution denouncing the racist elements of the Obama Administration, known as...the Obama Administration. Or is the next phase of "Advancing" colored people actually having a Department of "Justice" that drops charges of already convicted Black Panthers who obstruct the electoral process and publicly advocate the murder of white people and their babies?

This is madness! How are the Obama's not embarrassed by any of this? I know the media protects them, but I'm pretty sure even Paris Hilton has more self-respect.

I don't know...Maybe I'm being too harsh, in fact, I know I am. I'm sure Michelle Obama left the NAACP and went to visit the oil spill in the gulf and brought her class and dignity with her there, finally.... shirt Michelle........ What did you do? Ask your fashion czar what goes best with oil spill?

Man oh man, is it 2013 yet?

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Obama Picks on King Samir Shabazz

Ok its not what you probably thought by the post's title....

Obama picks Shabazz's Nose

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Pelosi's Unemployment 'Stimulus' Gaffe In It's Proper Context

This is a fantastic cartoon from Right Change. Check out their website here. What I love most about this is its all in her own words! By the looks of their site these guys came to play, so check them out!

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The Friends of Obama League

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I know his approval rating is dropping faster than Pelosi's face after some bad botox, so this piece may seem obsolete, but having an approval rating in the 40's is still significant. A lot of people still don't get it about this guy. If 40% of your body was suffering from 3rd degree might not make it.

This was based on one of my satire headlines I wrote about a year ago:

Obama Announces Establishment Of Official Fan Club: Friends Of Obama League (FOOL)

I know its not the typical smart ass piece people are coming to expect from yesterday's post...but I enjoyed doing it, I do graphic design for really boring subject matter for a living, so it was fun nice to "design" something artistic to my liking for a change.

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I Am America

I know this is a big snore for liberals who prefer whiney rock ballads done in a "progressive" light that don't actually say anything real or inspire the listener to fight for change that is better. This song and video is none of that, and its pretty awesome, if you like this then click here to check out Krista Branch at iTunes.

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I Hope To Someday Wake Up To This News About Robert Gibbs

Robert Gibbs gets replaced with a monkey

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When Haiku Attacks Liberals

I like doing haiku's from time to time because I love the challenge of trying to cleverly and/or humorously make a point within the very strict confines that the rules of a haiku provide. It's a really fun challenge. After all, as Shakespeare put it, "brevity is the soul of wit."

Since I've been doing the haikus I have received many written by readers who wanted to share their haiku skills with me. I often find myself humbled and realizing I'm not that great at them. Below are some of the best others have shared with me.

Dem’s lower taxes ?
Just like the plugs in Joe’s head
‘Tis an illusion.

Obama the ass,
Crapping on America,
Like we’re his toilet.

My ObamaCare
All Doctors Flee in Terror
Hope you don't get sick.

Michelle has two butts
one, directly behind her
one is president

Throwing out a pitch
gives the measure of a man
when tossed like a bitch

My name is Al Gore
Come to me for salvation
Blameless: Carbon-free.

Global warming, Not!
Climate change bovine scat, Jack!
Algore, idiot.

Alahu Akhbar!
Jihad, Jihad, and Jihad!
“...Earth has a fever.”

A gaffe a minute
Lifelong public employee
Vapid comb-over

Ancient Proverb Says
Man who puts Hairplugs on ass
Still left with an ass

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The Secret to Black Panther King Samir Shabazz's Hatred of Crackas

If you've been passed out for the last couple of weeks here's an important video on the New Black Panther Party that you should see...

What the hell makes this guy tick? I would be fascinated to know how/why he became so psychotic...but I think there is something deeper. Hitler hated the Jews...but he was one...this guy hates "crackas ass crackas"

Hmm, I have a theory.....

King Samir Shabazz in Cracka Asses Magazine

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The Haiku About Harry Reid's Son

While there's no animosity between Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and his son, the younger Reid's use of his first name on his campaign's website and television ads is telling, a veteran political observer in Nevada said.

Obviously he's trying to downplay his last name," said Jon Ralston, a columnist for the Las Vegas Sun and publisher of the Ralston Report. "In so obviously downplaying it, he's called even more attention to it."

-from this story on CNN

What is in a name?
Rory! Rory! Rory....Reid?
Go with Mud instead

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Scholars Should Rank The Presidents With A Roulette Wheel

I don't do mad very often, because I save it up for posts like this.

With internet porn and sex being flashed in front of our faces constantly I'm sure its getting tougher for nerds, who have to work harder than ever, to find activities that allow them to avoid wanting to lose their virginity...but...It looks like the nations elite squad of presidential scholars have found a way to remain preoccupied...

According to Politico a new poll of presidential rankings has found President Obama to be in a stratospheric 15th place (no I didn't view that number through a mirror...I wish) compared to all of his predecessors.

The Siena College poll, which surveyed 238 presidential scholars at U.S. colleges and universities, asked scholars to rate the nation’s 43 chief executives on 20 attributes ranging from legislative accomplishments to integrity and imagination.

Imagination? The way Jimmy Carter judges George W. Bush as his inferior he must've scored first place on that account. (Well...actually he ranked 21, Teddy Roosevelt was first)

Now, I know exactly what you're thinking.....How did William Henry Harrison rank?

Well he was 30th in party leadership, 27th in handing the economy, and 24th in executive appointments, and then he was IS THIS LIST !$^$&#*# FOR REAL!?!

Why why why WHY WHY WHY is William Henry Harrison even allowed to be on the list? The man was president for ONE MONTH. The nations so-called leading "scholars" placed this guy 35th overall. The guy who presided for a month, got really sick and then DIED beat out 8 other guys!

In the category of "luck" this one-month pony got 42nd out of 43.....what happened to 43rd place? Did that guy get caught eating manure or something?

A more accurate list could've been put together using only a roulette wheel.

As an astronaut, look out for MY rankings on the best galaxies to visit

Do we really have to call these lefty morons who judge our presidents "scholars?" If so then words clearly don't have meaning anymore. I'm no expert on presidents so it's obviously I need to get a phD (get, not earn, I'm convinced the schools these idiots went to were just giving them away) to understand how feeble minded I am right now to think that men who never actually had time to be president SHOULDN'T BE ON THE DAMN LIST!

Conservatives will have their hearts warmed to know that George W. Bush, the man who navigated, with moderate success, one of the biggest geo-political toilet plunges in history, ranked 39th...four places below the guy whose only accomplishment, literally, was being inaugurated.

Meanwhile, President Teleprompter's highest ranking was 6th ....for imagination...a hah...a hah hah hah....and at 15th he beats Ronald Reagan's 18th place.

I could keep going, but I think the point has been made that the worlds best comedians couldn't write jokes that could even begin to overtake the comedy that is this list.

If you're REALLY bored, or in a very good mood and you want to put an end to either of these things, or if you've ever wondered what bad mental masturbation looks like, then go ahead and check out all of the actual rankings here.

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