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Shock Of The Day: NOW Endorses A Democrat Whoremonger

Jerry Brown announced he has received the endorsement of the National Organization for Women, less than 24 hours after the emergence of a recorded message in which Brown can be heard in a conversation with advisors in which someone calls Whitman a "whore." Coincidence? You be the judge.

Read the rest at the LA Times (via Memeorandum)

Or Pelosi endorsing Halloween

Coincidence?!? No, its not a freakin' coincidence that NOW endorsed the Democrat in an election. It is a liberal organization, its the natural thing for them to do. Its like snow endorsing winter, or the "pro-choice" group NARAL endorsing wire hangers over those useless plastic ones....

A coincidence would be if NOW candidly admitted that they will, for the first time ever, endorse a Republican, and that this exception to the rule came after receiving a hefty donation from a woman whose name rhymes with Meg Whitman.

Whitman's campaign naturally called NOW a partisan organization and this was the Brown campaigns response...

"It's not surprising they would manufacture some excuse about why they didn't get NOW's endorsement" said Brown spokesman Sterling Clifford.

A person afflicted with narcolepsy holding their hand over the button that would blow our nukes would get the endorsement of NOW over any Republican, all they have to do is be registered Democrat. The only thing being manufactured here is this notion that NOW endorsing a Democrat is supposed to be news.

If NOW wants to do something worth talking about I've got a great suggestion for them...they should try changing their logo to something like...

New NOW logo

This simple yet fantastic modification came from iOwnTheWorld <---so check 'em out!

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Bo Obama Endorses the Official Credit Card of the Obama Administration

Bo Obama MasterTard

The poll mentioned is real. Check out the story at CNN.<------here (via Memeorandum)

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If You're Not Angry Then You're Insane!!!

I didn't say it...Drinking With Bob did<---(more videos here)...

If you're not angry then you're not paying attention, right?

This is one of my favorite video blogs out there, if you haven't gone to his site GO NOW!

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Updated Conservative Humor/Satire Art Page

I just did a massive update of the art page. I weeded out some of the weaker pieces and organized everything in a way that makes more sense, especially for the casual visitor. If you've never taken a look at the "gallery" there has never been a better time than now! The link is in the right nav (for the liberals reading this I'll help you out...the link says "Art").

I'm also making an effort to do a little cartoon every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. As a result I added a new link in the top nav for the "Webcomic" (for the liberals reading...the link says........ready?......"Webcomic"). The entire collection can always be found there.

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The Party of Misunderstanding Food Stamps

Newt Gingrich recently called the Democrats the "party of food stamps," and it looks like one of them really took it to heart... :-(

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Obama In 'Hand to Hand Combat' with GOP?

GOP Obama Hand to Hand Combat

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If You Wanna Be VP You Gotta Fight For It...

He said...

Biden the BOOBIES

She said...

Hillary Better Than BILL

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VP War or Mid-Term Distraction?

A tantalizing notion has gained steam around Washington in recent months: President Obama will toss Vice President Biden off the ticket in 2012 and replace him with Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The most recent perpetrator of the idea was Bob Woodward, who said in a CNN interview Tuesday that the possibility is "on the table." The logic, according to Woodward and many others - mainly pundits - is that Obama could energize the Democratic Party in 2012 and install an heir apparent for 2016 if he engineered a job swap between Biden and Clinton, thereby making the most of his former rival's stratospheric approval ratings.

But there's a problem with this scenario: Despite all the chatter, no one has offered any evidence to suggest it's true. The White House, not surprisingly, flat-out denies it.

Read the rest at the Washington Post here (via Memeorandum)

Of course the White House denies it, a change like this always puts a president in a position of weakness reserved for bowing to foreign leaders.

Are they crater seeds?

It also telegraphs to the world that there is truth to the worry that Biden has been nothing but a distraction from the seeds of hope being sown by the president over the ash heaps of our debt, and health care, and national security.

Hillary is saying no too. Why wouldn't she want to put herself in a win-win situation like that? If he wins in 2012 she is set up to be the heir to the Dem nomination in 2016, if he loses she's out of a job no matter what.

Its not like she'll be allowed to have more power anyway. Its just a ruse to trick Dems into thinking something big is being done. It doesn't matter who the VP is when the idiot in charge remains the same.

This whole thing had to have started because someone was going through the White House annonymous suggestion box and found...

This job sucks! Would you make her VP already? Sincerely, anonymous Joe.

And now the rumor mill is churning.

I don't know, I'm thinking this is really meant to distract from the impending paddle thrashing thats about to meet the Dem's ass. Either that, or they're trying to ignore the other suggestions in the box...

Can we please use more than one square of toilet paper again?

If you haven't made the institution of President ugly enough, may we suggest solar panels on the White House

When's recess?

When are you going to plug the damn hole?

(Its been a while since the box has been opened)

Please stop divot testing your clubs on the east lawn

Give America a chance to see your brilliance without the teleprompters.
Sincerely, annonymous Hillary

Can we start using the limo for trips to the store, Air Force 1 needs a rest

This place blows, I'm gonna go run for mayor

Why do they look like they came from a fortune cookie? Where did these really come from?!?

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A Roasting of Liberals

So iOwnTheWorld is honoring the life of the late comedian Greg Giraldo by conducting a roast (one of the things he was known for doing) of liberals. They made it a contest and the top 20 picks will be selected.

WARNING: There is a little bit of rough language in this post. If you've ever seen a roast on Comedy Central, or wherever, that's how they are. I promise my stuff is WAY more tame than theirs.

Below are my submissions to their contest (you may recognize some of the jokes from other posts...whatever, why reinvent the wheel, eh?):

When Pelosi goes to Disneyland does everyone ask her why she hates dalmatians?

Barack bashes Bush so much he should date Barney Frank

Is it just me or would Biden sound a lot smarter if we surgically fused his mouth to a kazoo?

Hey Alan, you sure your last name isn't short for "Graysonovabitch?"

Isn't it time to change the term "bald faced lies" to "telling a load of Carville's?"

Hey Barack, Halloween is coming up, why don't you dress up as something cool, like, a REAL president

Joy Behar is so unladylike she’s practically Barney Frank’s type

Did anyone hear that ObamaCare was actually part of a wager between Barack and Barney over who can blow a Dem majority faster?

Biden literally has to have shit for brains so the plugs can have something to take root to.

I'm not saying Michael Moore is fat...his ass is...

Harry Reid thinks unemployment leads to spousal abuse, but that wont happen to him because his wife will show mercy

Helen Thomas is really hot, for an ugly bitch

Its interesting that Van Jones thinks the GOP are a bunch of "assholes," because I heard his mouth is registered Republican.

I swear, if John Edwards fathers any more bastard kids we'll have to start calling him "Johnny Crappleseed."

I don't wanna make Barney Frank's mouth water, but if the saying "I am what I eat" is true then Jimmy Carter is what he farms


Check out the HUNDREDS of other submissions here...below are some of my favorites (some of them I expect to be among the 20 winners):

I’m not saying Harry Reid is old, but if his balls hung any lower he could play hacky sack.

Worst day of my life, I was down at the beach with the Obamas. Michelle was walking away and I accidentally accused her of sitting on my bag of milk duds.

I’d rather be a Conservative nut job, than a liberal with no nuts and no job.

Progressives are such an accident, they needed their own insurance company.

Nancy Pelosi once entered a donkey in a race, and it won. The next day the local newspaper headline reads: Pelosi’s ass best in town.

What do you get when you offer Biden a penny for his thoughts? Change back.

AIDS, Herpes, gonorrhea, Obamacare, which word doesn’t belong?
Gonorrhea, there’s is a way to get rid of it.

Obama is so clueless. Walter Mondale had to tell him he was an idiot.

I heard Nancy Pelosi was recently brought into the hospital for horrendous pain in her urinary tract. When asked by the doctor why she refused any medical tests she replied, “I want to pass it before I see what it is.”

Anyone hear about Vice-President Joe Biden’s suicide attempt? Apparently he sat in an enclosed garage with the motor of his Chevy Volt running.


UPDATE: Check out the winners at Moonbattery.

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Taking A Big Fat MSNBC

Dems enthusiasm crap

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