Travel back in time to an era where these three would be watched on TV for laughs and not because they were entrusted to be in charge of adult stuff.
Roll over the names of these Three Stooges to see my caption for each of them, leave a comment below with yours.
You can click on the image to see a larger version of it.
The judges for this caption would have also accepted Holders insistence on the KSM trial being in New York, or the role of "radical Islam" in terrorism, or accusing Americans of being cowards on race while being part of a political party that gives out the race card like candy at Halloween.
Some tests are multiple choice, but with this administration stupid seems to come in multiple answer.Add a comment
Governor Chris Christie dresses down a reporter for knocking his knees about him being a "combative" politician.
The Democrats wanted to mock Chris Christie for his big stomach, but he has to be a big guy. It takes A LOT of heart to get elected governor of Dirty Democratland and his body desperately needed to make room for it.
In New Jersey he only thing dirtier than the prostitutes are the hookers. The corruption in that state is more notoriously bad than Eric Holder giving a book report on the constitution.
I'm a strong believer in the sanctity of life, which is precisely why I'm in favor of making an exception to human cloning, because Governor Christie needs to replace all GOP politicians until they all graduate from the same school of backbone he attended.
The life of the the party and the country is at stake and we desperately need people who can be half as honest and direct with the voters as Governor Christie has been with this reporter.
Utah got the message, and now they've sent their long time Senator Robert Bennett packing and crying like a
The media has been beside themselves on the matter...."Why, he didn't do anything, he was one of the most conservative members of the senate, he was a reliable conservative vote!"
Precisely. We need need more than just votes now, we need boat rockers. Captain Obama and his Democrat Titanic have a rendezvous with destiny, and we need massive icebergs like Chris Christie, not bed-wetters like Robert Bennett.
GOP voters are done with conservative politicians who fold like Biden holding a royal flush.Add a comment
This piece was inspired by an awesome rant from Bob at www.drinkingwithbob.com during March Madness. Click on the image to open a new window and view it at full size.
You can check out the rant below.
Here are the latest additions to the Satire Headlines Archive (starting with the most recent):
COLLEGE STUDENT CLAIMS SSN WAS STOLEN AS IRS SAYS SHE OWES BACK TAXES ON EARNINGS FROM BEING U.S PRESIDENT - May 14
ATTORNEY GENERAL ANNOUNCES PLAN TO FILE A LAWSUIT CHALLENGING THE CONSTITUTIONALITY OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION - May 14
KAGEN INFORMS A DEJECTED BIDEN THE GAYDAR HE BOUGHT TO USE ON HER IS JUST A REMOTE FOR XBOX - May 13
PELOSI GIVES EMOTIONAL FAREWELL TO DC COLLEAGUES AS HER FACE PREPARES FOR ANNUAL SUMMER HIBERNATION - May 13
OBAMA ORDERS HALT TO CLEANING OF GULF OIL SLICK, DECLARES WATERS PROTECTED FOR LIBERAL BAPTISMS - May 12
OBAMA "LESS IS MORE" IN MEDIA SPEECH REPORTLY GIVEN WITH TELEPROMPTERS IN THE SHAPE OF KETTLES - May 11
CATHOLIC BISHOPS TELL DEMS PENANCE FOR SUPPORTING ABORTION IS 7 OUR FATHERS 3 HAIL MARY'S AND 294 RESIGN NOW'S - May 11
OBAMA SCOTUS PICK KAGEN SAYS SHE MAKES UP FOR A LACK OF EXPERIENCE ON THE BENCH WITH AN EXPERTISE IN CHAIRS - May 10
ALCOHOL MAKERS LOBBY TO LOWER DRINKING AGE TO 16 TO MAKE UP FOR SALES LOST FROM TED KENNEDY'S DEATH - May 10Add a comment
There is an important creed that Attorney General Eric Holder and his boss, President Obama, live by...
"It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle."
Oh wait, that's not it, maybe this one?
"The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about."
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Play both videos at the same time if you want to hear stupid in stereo.Add a comment
Is she or isn't she? Ever since the Wall Street Journal published a photo of Supreme Court Justice in waiting Elena Kagan playing softball everyone has wanted to know which team she bats for.
Why is it these kinds of fights only really get picked by the left? Aren't we supposed to be adults here? Why when Democrats are in power must there always be an air of immaturity.
That said, lets raise the bar a little higher here and lament on the fact that this wouldn't be an issue if gaydars actually existed.
Hey! Obama could keep Biden busy and out of his hair by naming him his Gaydar Czar!
If at first you don't succeed...
Ever since its full scale assault on interrogation tactics such as waterboarding, the Obama Administration announced a while ago that it would form an elite interrogation unit for high value terrorists in captivity. This has left me wondering what type of person they would look for to be in the unit, and what the methods they would employ might be....
Nice to see the good former congressman taking his lemons and making tickled lemonade.
If you don't know or remember the Elmo reference then click here and you're welcome.Add a comment
I never even heard of this show "Undercover Boss" until this morning, but I heard this story about a man named Igor from Kazakhstan working for a 7-11 and was so pleasantly amazed by his story that its too good to not share...
If you wanted to measure Igor's patriotism by the amount of hair he has on his head, he would be more American than all of Washington DC combined. If "comprehensive immigration reform" included injecting this guys spirit into all immigrants, legal and otherwise, I would fight for amnesty, like, tomorrow.Add a comment
Too much media is bad?
Um, no shit Sherlock