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If Chris Coons Could Debate Christine O'Donnell Again...

Coons's Constitution

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Caption Fun: Obama On His Dorky Bike

Apparently this picture is a bit old, but I just found it and its too good to not comment on!

Obama on his dorky bike

They say a picture says a thousand words...lets see if I can find a few of 'em....

Michelle MADE me paint it blue...and she said that I can't buy pink bikes ever again :-(

I stopped letting Barney borrow it because he forgets to put the seat back on.

For Joe's birthday I slapped some chicken wings on it, gave it to him and called it Air Force 2.

I wanted to get a basket for Bo, but there's not enough room for him and my ego.

Even though I took off the flame stickers I still think this helmet makes me look too macho...

I call the tires hope and change because they constantly go flat.

The shoes and helmet match the bike, and gay people still give me crap?!?

So how awesome are these training wheels?!?

This would be a lot easier to ride if Michelle let me wear my bike shorts instead of her "gardening" jeans...

I can't talk about government spending while riding this thing...for some reason the breaks stop working...

This seat would be really uncomfortable if I had balls...

The sunglasses make me look bad ass, but shouldn't I be wearing safety goggles?

Al Gore would be pissed because Michelle's cooking makes this a high emissions vehicle...

Alright guys, show me what you got!


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Its Nice To Know Pelosi Wont Have Democrat Support When They Lose The House

My "editorial" comments will be embedded into news articles in yellow.

A House Democratic lawmaker said late last week that he'd heard Nancy Pelosi wouldn't seek another term as Speaker. Dems are losing the house so it doesn't matter

Rep. Mike McIntyre (D-N.C.) said that not only would he not back Pelosi (D-Calif.) for Speaker again, but also that he'd heard she would not seek another term in that position.  I said it doesn't matter, the minority doesn't get the position

"From what we're hearing, she's probably not going to run for Speaker again," McIntyre told WWAY-TV in North Carolina. "And if she does, I'm confident she's going to have opposition, and I look forward to supporting that opposition." ARE YOU PEOPLE @#@#!#$ RETARDED!?!

Read the rest at The Hill...if you must

Do you see what this is?!? Its as if the Democrats don't realize they're about to win the silver medal in a two man race.

Why is this a story? Are these flying monkey's trying to start a rumor that will encourage independents to give them another shot because they're finally going to reject that botox addled harpy they call a leader?

Its almost here people....We're going to pry that gavel from her cold, dead, hands...and then we're going to allow her to plant her ass in the cheap seats with her parting gift from the GOP (a flask filled with formaldehyde) so she can preserve herself long enough to end her career with what's left of the Democratic peons that were decimated by her tactics.

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Obama Thinks The (GOP) Empire Strikes Back?

For rebuttal, this calls for me to bring back a piece from last month...because it bears repeating...

Obama Terrorist Sponge

(To see the little stuff you can view the full res version by clicking the image)

Love the scratchy voice Barack, seriously. It reminds me of the Scooby Doo show...Shaggy sounded the same way when he was really scared.

Obama Shaggy zoinks

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The Progressive Anti-10 Commandments

You Cannot! from Right Change.

The Ten Cannots (via Wikipedia)

  1. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
  2. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
  3. You cannot help little men by tearing down big men.
  4. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
  5. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
  6. You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money.
  7. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
  8. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn.
  9. You cannot build character and courage by destroying men’s initiative and independence.
  10. And you cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they can and should do for themselves.

Pass it on....

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Liberals Don't Know Why The Tea Party Would Celebrate Like It's 1773

Sarah Palin wisely warned Tea Party activists to keep working hard right up until Election Day — and not to “party like it’s 1773″ yet.

Intellectually superior leftists from Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas to PBS “moderator”/Obama cheerleader Gwen Ifill took to Twitter to snicker about Palin’s historical illiteracy.

But it’s the Palin-bashers who humiliated themselves, via Cuffy Meigs.

From Michelle Malkin (via Memeorandum)

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I think these morons party like its 1973...thats why they think like their brains have VD.

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Could Obama Even Count To Quadrillion?

New deal I'm going to try out...editorial comments by me will be embedded into news articles in yellow. Starting with this article from the LA Times...

Sarah Palin, that reputed Republican rebel who's supposed to be at odds with the national party When the hell did this happen? Is this what liberals' Ouija boards them?, swung through California this past weekend to rouse Republicans at a Republican National Committee rally in Anaheim...

...(at the rally) Palin said, please, nobody should tell the Democratic president what number comes after a trillion. (It's quadrillion.) Oooh goody the LA Times can use Google Obama will bring Air Force One back to California later this month to help incumbent Sen. Barbara Boxer  so she doesn't have to go back to being called "Ma'am" in her effort to avoid all things feminine except being registered Democrat against Republican Carly Fiorina -- and drop into Nevada again to do the same for embattled Harry Reid vs the GOP's Sharron Angle because nothing says re-elect like an endorsement from dope and derange.

Read the entire column from the LA Times here

Maybe they're trying teach whats left of their readers to count

This shows the clear bias the LA Times has FOR the president. She specifically asked that nobody tell him and they did it anyway.

I don't know, maybe they were just trying to brag that they know because thats about how many times the media tries to make us choke down the liberal line a day.

Part of me thinks its as if they were suggesting SHE didn't know. What if she doesn't know? What would that mean?

Basically President (Republican name here) can't count to quadrillion, so they won't spend that much.


Obama Biden quadrillion

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What Are Parents Thanking Obama For?

Unfunded Liability

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The Looking Spoon's You Might Be Conservative If...

I've also done lists of ways you might be liberal Check out volume 1 <---- here and volume 2<----here

I have to admit, some of these are a bit salty, but I never set out to make this site for kids...

If it feels like going from GOP to Democrat rule is like going from tax cuts to tax sluts...

If you think the Democrats changed their logo to a "D" so Biden knows who to root for while watching TV on election night...

If you thought handout was just a move from the hokey pokey until the Dems took over...

If you think taxes, regulation, and an Uncle Sam blowup doll are all you need to make a Democrat snuff film...

If you think Nancy Pelosi is kinda hot for a bride of Frankenstein...

If you think Harry Reid modifies his voice to sound more masculine than he is...

If you suspect monkeys have a saying that goes something like "that's so easy Robert Gibbs could do it"...

If Meghan McCain only makes you feel horny because she is such a RINO...

If you suspect that Alan Grayson's last name is short for Graysonovabitch...

If you think watching MSNBC constitutes charitable giving that should be tax deductible...

If you'd call a gathering of Dems for an Obama bill signing an "Uncle Sam gang bang"...

If you thought food stamps was postage made out of food...

If you know a lot about creating jobs and nothing about giving them...

If you hear Nancy Pelosi say on a summer day "I'm melting" and you're hoping someone finally threw a bucket of water on her...

If you think tax day is only in April so the IRS can do spring cleaning on your bank account....

If you'd bet global warming would feel a lot more real if Al Gore would just fire up the heaters in all his mansions to full blast for a few minutes...

You might be conservative!

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Bursting Obama's Bubble

Bursting Obama's Bubble

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