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Obama Gets Caught in Joe Friday's Dragnet

Class is now in session...



h/t Patrick Richardson from DBKP and Pajamas Media.

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Taxation Against The Deficit is the Real Voodoo Economics

"Tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree.'"
-Russel B. Long

A new Marist poll (page 19) shows a majority support raising taxes on people making $250K and up to close the deficit. The same poll suggests we should establish an an individual mandate on MC Hammer pants because we are apparently also saying "can't touch this" to entitlements.

What the hell is wrong with you America? Have we become a nation of teenagers? Rich people aren't our parents so put your damn hands away and get a job.

Crap, I know I know...jobs are hard to come by these days, because people aren't spending money on business so they can say "holy smokes people are buying too much stuff from me, help wanted!"

If the reverse were true we wouldn't need to raise taxes because a revived economy, through something akin to tax cuts, would raise tax revenue like putting ice cubes into a glass of water. Not only will it rise, but once the "ice" melts the levels will remain.

Besides, rich people don't have time to be your parents, they're too busy using their money as country's economic monkey grease (I don't see poor people putting up the capital to invent cool stuff like iPads)....and stop asking the government too.

$14 trillion dollah make you hollah?

Asking government to be your "parent" won't actually end well because it's hard to be all about liberty when it constantly reminds you that your living under its roof, and you are not going out looking like some kind of freedom floozy.

No? That's not true? When we asked Uncle Papa Sam, not the marketplace, to fix health insurance costs he came up with ObamaCare. Now, not only are costs expected to NOT go down, BUT we also have to pay a fine if we don't want even want to have insurance in the first place.

We placed the solution in government hands and now we're being "taxed" just for being alive.

Meanwhile the idiots who are "yes on taxes" want to stiff wealthy people with the bill for everything when their net worth can't even cover this year's deficit, much less taxing them at a higher rate.

Talk about voodoo economics! Hey! Is THAT why we have Obama action figures?


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The Other Time Obama Messed With Texas

President Obama vs Ross Perot


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If you're not the news junkie that I am get the context for this piece here.

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Let Obama Finish His Sentence...Unless You Have Tissue Handy

Is he a message control freak? See here and decide for yourself. Even Mediaite concedes

Obama’s interview style is often so disciplined — and prone to filibuster on even the most basic questions...

To be fair, it's hard to really tell how exactly things went down, because the video is heavily edited. Also, Presidents do need to have a firm grip on what they're trying to say to the public. However, to the chagrin of the liberals who support him, Obama ain't God either.

Anything he says can and should be challenged not matter how much of a local yokel the reporter questioning him might be. Especially since his predecessor had to wear a spit guard with all the venom Brad Watson's colleagues used to hurl W's way.

So the guy got a little sassy...What? Is Obama bummed he didn't get to break in his new panty-catching mitt?

So not all media genuflects at the altar of dope and derange. All this reporter really did was take a note from liberals' own playbook that dissent is patriotic. Why, it's the highest form of patriotism there is!

So Watson was actually telling all you Obamaton's out there who say you love Obama that you really need to step up your game.

Hit him BECAUSE you love him.

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Fashionable Burkas for Liberals?

Too many creative types these days conduct themselves like toddlers without the diaper, unless wearing one is the new thing in fashion.

Hey did I write that to segue into how fashion designers are starting to fetishize burkas? Why yes I did!

How quaint is that, Europe starts moving to ban them and that turns it into the forbidden fruit of high fashion. Anyone who has even seen a glimpse of a fashion show knows modesty at any level is not exactly the goal of the runway. So this will present an interesting conundrum because making burkas sexy is sort of missing the point.

Celebrities often help move a fashion trend forward by being the first to sport the new "it." One direction I think the designers should try is styling the burka for different personalities. I came up with a few ideas to demonstrate this...

Joy Behar

This burka, frankly, makes her look REALLY good, it looks like she wants to wear it in the same way she thinks...backwards

Perez Hilton

I might get blasted for homophobia here, but I didn't invent the stereotype clearly on display here. Don't shoot the messenger, gay men like of pink.

Joe Biden

It looks like he went ahead and copied Perez's idea...I think it would be a good idea that for once he keep his mouth shut.

Michael Moore

Going for sustainability! Double chins are way more ecofriendly than organic cotton (by the way I didn't know cotton wasn't organic already)

Anthony Weiner

I suppose this counts...

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Top 10 Reasons to Make Donald Trump President

I can't leave this freakin' guy alone, but neither can anyone else right now. I'll tell you what, if this guy doesn't run it will be the most brilliant way to promote the finale of The Apprentice (when he is supposedly making his decision) ever..

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10. Hail to the Chief can be replaced with The Apprentice theme song.

9. It's the ultimate lesser of two evils: The entrepreneur who once bankrupted his company vs. the world citizen who bankrupted his the country.

8. Melania Trump could be the first First Lady ever to champion the cause of raising "taxes" to "strengthen" our "bottom line."

7. He'll shrink the government with weekly Cabinet meetings in the boardroom, televised with ads, where a department will be fired.

6. Any news story that involves Ivanka Trump by any news source will have to be referred to as Fox News.

5. The country will upgrade from a president who is a golfaholic to the guy who owns the courses.

4. No more bowing to foreign leaders, because it's too risky with a combover.

3. Nothing tells the world America is back better than a gold plated Air Force One.

2. A President Trump could do the job for free, saving the country at least $1.6 million, AKA the maximum Democrats will cut from the deficit.

1. He wont take a running mate so when he beats Obama he'll make him Vice President and call him The Apprentice.

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Maybe Obama and Trump Should Just Switch Jobs

If lightning strikes a winning lotto ticket and Trump becomes the 45th president...why not? Obama has enough friends at GE that it may already be in the works...



**UPDATE** Can Obama get majority support from the country in a matchup with Trump? Survey says....no)

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But..."Progressive" Students Don't Want To Redistribute Their GPA?

“By ignorance we mistake, and by mistakes we learn”
-Unknown

So what happens when open minded progressive students get a chance to put their mouth where other people's money is?



Why is it different? These girly boys are not man enough to admit their hypocrisy, that's why.

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Obama Answers To God



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When Voting For President...What Would Costanza Do?

It will be a long time before we will ever have another moment in politics where "I told you so" is so tangibly thick that you can cut it with a knife than the one conservatives gave the country 3 years ago when we warned Obama was the second coming of the messiah of bad presidents.

Or we could've just started with his bowling score

It's too bad we cant trade his popularity with our debt, because his numbers are dropping everywhere.

Now that we've gotten the budget out of the way, and the Dems basically won because they got to keep their deficit, we're on to the next fight. Election time!

Why not. People are throwing in, even Donald Trump wants to run, now he just needs to talk his hair into it.

Can you imagine Melania Trump as the first lady? She's probably pissed because she just wants to be left alone to do her thing as a rich New York house trophy wife, and the Secret Service can't hide her from the every attempt from the paparazzi recording the fact that she spends her days pampering herself at spas and walking red carpets. Then we would have debates over the legitimacy of making her FLOTUS cause the greater awareness for the Photoshopping of models, because her naturally 10 ass is tired of competing with the 6's and 7's that wouldn't even make the cover of Readers Digest before the dawn of the digital age.

Of course, if we the people want to go there we have to go through good 'ol Barack first. Which causes a dilemma for my brain, because even to the casual observer Obama looks presidential like a Big Mac looks medicinal.

This has caused the GOP to froth at the mouth like they're throwing a foam party, and now guys like Donald freakin' Trump, who hasn't even declared his candidacy, is being taken more seriously than the real deals out there.

I refuse responsibility for any need for therapy this might incur, but imagine if Obama is reelected....who we would look to for leadership in 2016...by that point we'd be pretty desperate...



So can he win? I think he can, but it's most definitely the GOP's election to lose. Some on the right see it my way, others think it's not in the cards for the GOP in 2012.

The serious GOP candidates really need to start getting it together, because to win they need to go from un-Obama to the anti-Obama....don't just be the other guy, be everything he isn't and people will see how much better the stark contrast is from what we've got now and.................holy crap...............

I just realized a vote to put Trump in DC is like pulling a George Costanza when he started having good luck doing the opposite of every instinct he had....Trump is in no way shape or bank account the everyman presidents try to tell us they are, he has horrible horrible horrible hair, his (current) wife is a knockout, his mouth has no filter whatsoever, and he doesn't even care if it offends people. So he'll instantly reduce the deficit when we save money on his need for a PR staff.

With that kind of logic a vote for Snooki would be like taking our debt, doubling down, and winning...

Then again, we kind of went the Costanza route with Obama didn't we? I feel so lost...

Too bad Mary Poppins isn't real, if she was born here and eligible to run she'd be the perfect president because she's practically perfect in every way.

It would be a lot of fun to say President Poppins too.

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