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Why Is The Right To Vote An Exception To Abuse and Physics?

If America is still the land of opportunity then I want to be allowed to perform at least one brain surgery before I die. I don't have a medical degree, and I don't ever intend to go to school to learn anything that would be important to know before grabbing a scalpel....but I am tired of people telling me something "isn't exactly brain surgery" while I remain completely in the dark about whether or not it's actually true.

If you're a high school senior the only thing you should need to receive your diploma is a pulse, because nobody deserves to spend a life sentence stuck in burger flipping hell for taking civics and geometry seriously.

In fact, any level of expectation, testing, and certfication, we impose on each other to be qualified to do anything should be abolished in the name of the Constitution's "pursuit of happiness clause."

Why is this worth mentioning? Well, because Newt Gingrich ripped off his face to reveal the pointed white sheet underneath it when he expressed what is being interpreted as a return of the poll test that was outlawed by the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

I know the key difference between everything listed above, and voting, is that voting is a right that is protected by law. It should be protected. It's important that tampering with such institutions remain limited to making sure people registered to vote and live in parking lots and abandoned buildings, people who live in convalescent homes and aren't in their right mind, and the dead all vote Democrat.

We have tests for everything, but voting for people, who will essentially be trusted to rule over our lives without letting their power turn them into Darth Vader, is something that should be unconditionally granted to people who would beg for hints if you asked them to spell USA.

Liberals think those people should not have to prove to us they are intelligent enough to understand what wielding that kind of power means.

Rights that do not flow from duty well performed are not worth having.
-Mohandas Gandhi

What a bunch of crap...unless he can show me his long form birth certificate who gives a rip what this guy has to say...right?...

"Whenever the people are well informed, they can be trusted with their own government; that whenever things get so far wrong as to attract their notice, they may be relied on to set them to rights."
-Thomas Jefferson

Great, another guy who wasn't an American citizen when he was born.

With the second amendment being the sole exception, liberals are the only ones who act like rights are allowed to be abused, because they're the beneficiaries of the abuse. Liberals can hide behind race all they want, but stupidity isn't one, and I'm going to go out on a limb and say Newt Gingrich would agree.

I could go on and on, or we can take a trip down memory lane and see why liberals don't want even basic political intelligence to be a factor in whether people should be allowed to have a voice in a Democracy.



These Obama supporters, and President Obama himself have proven that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction...is not the case here.

Idiots who vote don't elect competent geniuses. Liberals don't care about the second part of that equation, and count on the first part.

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The Determining Factor In Trump Declining A Run For President

So Donald isn't running for president after all. SURPRISE SURPRISE!

A lot of people believed it would be so. The polls wouldn't have put him at/near the top of the heap otherwise.

It's obvious to me why he was going to say no all along....

    It's not the fact that this was all really about pumping up his show.

    It's not the fact that this isn't the first time he has strung the country along like this.

    It's not the fact that he can't take a joke even as he continues to expects the country to take him.

    It's not the fact that the Obama birth certificate issue, the gravy that hid the way he really tastes, was more or less over.

    It's not the fact that his wife can't be hot, first lady, and a trophy wife...that's like walking, chewing gum, and counting out her breasts. That's a lot of pressure for a Manhattan socialite.

    It's not even that he blew himself up last month in Las Vegas giving a speech that was little more than an f-bomb laced tirade confused for a tribute to Rahm Emanuel.

He had a lot of support to run, but I don't think he could get it from his loudest advocate, who is simultaneously his greatest asset and weakness.



I think Donald realized it wouldn't hold firm to the rigors of a national campaign....having to live in a campaign bus, shake hands with it's fans, kiss babies, bite it's tongue around bald people....

Truth be told, I don't think we would be able to take it either.

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A Chat With Obama About Immigration Reform

Inspired by this story.



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Top 10 Titles in Osama bin Laden's Porn Collection

That's what ewe said

So Mr. Osama liked himself some forbidden fruit. Here are some possible titles....I'll try not to be too gross here....that makes it really hard.

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10. Burka Bombshells and the Women Who Wear Them.

9. Poke A Hole in My Burka And I'll Show You My Eye Rack.

8. Girls Gone Wild: Naughty Nubile Kneecaps.

7. Two Chicks, One Dynamite Stick

6. Wives Swap

5. Oh My Ewe Can Blow Me Up Anytime

4. Raid my Compound, starring PakAssStan.

3. Wrappy Headed Hoes

2. H-c-c-c-ustlers Married, Prepubescent and Fairly Legal.

1. My Husband Had Me at Hell No.

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The Obama Seal Team 6 Action Figure!

Someone has never seen a picture of Obama shirtless, and thus decided it would be great to make him into a Seal Team 6 action figure.



Some of the features on it include the following:

    When it fires the gun from a pitchers mound the bullets don't reach home plate.

    The hands cling to the gun with an adhesive that tastes really bitter.

    The parts of the toy are easy to detach so it can be spread around to kids whose parents can't afford one.

    Can only be played with if other Seal Team 6 figures are around, since it refuses to be anything but lookout.

    As a promotional gimmick to sell more of them there is a compartment in the butt, and 1 in 1000 toys has an ObamaCare waiver in it.

    Can double as a human shield for the version with Biden.

    A bit of trivia, the artwork on the shirt was the original logo for Obama's presidential campaign.

    Last, but not least, it can also talk...



    See the rest of what it says over at American Glob.

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Al Qaeda's Attitude Toward Biden...Going Once...Going Twice...

Turns out if Biden was on eBay Al Qaeda wouldn't place any bids. Being the president's understudy isn't that impressive to them.

I'm sure being from Delaware doesn't help. I'd bet most people forget it's a state. Guam is in the news more than Delaware.

Poor Biden, he just can't get no respect...ya know?


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Ron Paul Is Like Political Cyanide

Sorry Ron Paul supporters, I know you howl like a dog whistle factory in a tornado when he gets criticized, but this is exactly why Trump said he'll never win...

Ron Paul says he would not have authorized the mission that led to the death of Osama bin Laden, and that President Barack Obama should have worked with the Pakistani government instead of authorizing a raid.

"I think things could have been done somewhat differently," Paul said this week. "I would suggest the way they got Khalid [Sheikh] Mohammed. We went and cooperated with Pakistan. They arrested him, actually, and turned him over to us, and he's been in prison. Why can't we work with the government?"

Read the rest at Poltico

Even if he's right, for the sake of argument, these are statements that make a person patently unelectable. Focus groups have found that this ranks right up there with child molestation, the difference being at least those Chesters know they shouldn't run.

For 10 years this psycho hid from us, and Pakistan could've made the search only 10 days if they wanted. Yet Ron Paul thinks we should've ripped the steering wheel out of the column, handed it to them and said "here, you drive."

I usually bite my tongue with this guy for the sake of his supporters that may patronize this blog, and for the sake of his son, who I like.....so far....but this is just too much, even for the guy who thinks even the Civil War was unnecessary.

He shouldn't be president, period. He should follow in his twin brothers footsteps....



....and be the cartoon he really is.

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Osama, Before He Was Famous...



    International terrorist.

    Public enemy number.

    Pakistan's public frenemy number 1.

    The Michael Jordan of hide-and-seek.

All of those sound way better than "movie villian understudy." Maybe Osama didn't hate America so much as the Hollywood rat race made him snap.

Some people find self destruction, I mean, "winning", with sex and drugs. Others find it in jihad.

Dont judge >:-(

Really though, this is one of those "man, i wish I thought of that!" pieces.

Found this at iOwnTheWorld (where else?)

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On The Heels of bin Laden's Death, Lord Vader Makes a Historic Announcment

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock....

“For over two decades, Kenobi has been the Jedi rebellion’s leader and symbol,” the Lord of the Sith said in a statement broadcast across the galaxy via HoloNet. “The death of Kenobi marks the most significant achievement to date in our empire’s effort to defeat the rebel alliance. But his death does not mark the end of our effort. There’s no doubt that the rebellion will continue to pursue attacks against us. We must and we will remain vigilant at home and abroad.”

Read the rest at The Galactic Empire Times

I don't know who created this page, but it's simultaneously awesome and offensive. The United States is like the Galactic Empire, HA! The United States isn't that awesome.

    Unless it's the real reason we are trillions in debt, we don't actually have the force. Though I will concede somebody learned the Jedi mind trick back in November '08.

    Nobody has any lightsabers, unless you count these...

    I mean, really, they look like soft serve ice cream...and who's afraid of frozen treats?

    Al Gore, and his global warming minions are the only real American Stormtroopers. Even though they're a bunch of weiners, they're not clones, but if we wanted to get super technical then their intellect is pretty artificial.

    Also, it was SO hilarious when the Vader mantle was hung around Cheney's neck, but hanging a guy like Vader around the neck of a black president is super racist. To say nothing of the hanging reference.

I fixed the picture so people don't focus on how racist it is to equate the blackness of Darth Vader to a president like Obama.

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Hey Now, Michael Moore Can Make Gutsy Calls Too!

Apparently Obama owns the word "gutsy" now. If you type "gutsycall.com" into your browser it used to take you to his website, but now it goes to some news story about how gutsy he is.

I've heard Michael Moore is less than impressed with Barack's skills...



That's actually not the gutsiest move he can do. Actually, it's making a complete ass of himself on Twitter.



All these years later and NOW someone tells me that al Qaeda kills innocent people in the name of the fabulously wealthy?!? So Islam really is a religion of peace in the middle east? Humph....

THAT is a gutsy call. If I cared I might envy Moore, he could be the only American that could go to that part of the world and nothing would happen to him because they refuse to touch pig.

h/t Lori Ziganto (via iOwnTheWorld)

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