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The Entire Obama Presidency Has Become One Big "Sideshow"

I kind of didn't want to get into the issue because the rest of the world has been going on and on about it, but people really do care about Obama's birth certificate.

It ceased being a fringe issue because even people like Donald Trump were starting to wonder, three years later, why Obama had this keep-away-like-a-school-yard-bully attitude about it. Now everyone wants to know why it took him so long to release it.

Is that really a mystery? The man is a narcissistic a-hole who thought the birthers could be made into kooks who would only get crazier the longer he ignored them.

He finally had to blink because the honeymoon for him was over, and he finally figured it out. Even his own reflection doesn't approve of the job he's doing. Just like in any relationship, familiarity with someone brings a heightened sense of awareness of their flaws. Yet, he wants us to think that he released it because we're being distracted by "sideshows."

Sideshows? SIDESHOWS?!? This man's entire presidency has been a big circus of political freakishness, his birth certificate was just the opening act...

    The insistance to add a trillion dollar entitlement to our fiscal house of cards when people wanted a focus on the economy.

    The vacations and golfing during times of crisis.

    The constant humiliation of Israel, our ONLY real friend in the middle east.

    The hypocritical lectures on shared sacrifice while his wife vacations on our dime.

    The insistance on a civilian trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in New York City.

    His support for a mosque called Cordoba House (until people caught on and they had to change the name to Park 51), a word symbolic of Muslim conquest, blocks away from Ground Zero.

After two years of seeing this guy be aloof to the things Americans actually care about, the royal "we" (conservatives knew all along) have started to wonder whose side this real American idiot is really on.

People see the crap he's done and the idiotic positions that he takes, and they see how nothing in the country has improved. They're not even seeing a hint that it might improve. In fact, they see tangible evidence that the age of America is over, and the doubt planted 3 years ago begins to understandibly take root.

Our narcissist-in-chief lived in a bubble of media love for so long he began to overestimate the patience the American people have for even the leaders they like.

While I sincerely hope this ends the issue for birthers it must be pointed out that it didn't have to come to this. Then again, President Obama's hubris couldn't really allow him to handle this debacle any differently.

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Obama's New Golf League!

Hmmm...what does the "C" stand for?

Unlike other golf leagues, the handicap system in the CGA is really simple:

  1. Every point under par get is given to players who go over par.

  2. If a player is still under par after all points are redistributed that player is banned from the league until they adjust their level of skill to no longer be so excessive

  3. If he so chooses, President Obama is allowed to keep his points under par

Other rules include:

    Use of the term "mulligan" is prohibited because President Obama has called dibs on it as his official 2012 campaign slogan

    The CPA is a green-friendly league that is constantly making efforts to have as minimal a carbon footprint as possible. As such, all golf carts are fueled by pedal power.

    For transportation from hole to hole the president gets to use a special golf cart popularly known as Air Force One

    Per the first lady's instructions, all grass captured from the lawnmowers is recycled so it can be served in the nation's school cafeterias

    Because "sand trap" may be offensive to middle east Muslims, they will be referred to as an "oasis of jihad"

    Membership includes an iPod filled with recordings of pep talks the President has gives to his golf clubs

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The Video America Needed To See Before Electing President Obama

All I can say is Bill Whittle has outdone himself again. His videos are becoming some of the most important contributions to conservative discourse that can possibly be offered. Can anyone imagine what 2008 would have looked like if we knew even 25% of the information in this video at any point during the campaign? And this is just PART 1!!!

Birthers should take notice that he doesn't even touch the issue of his birth, which (depending on how reasonable you want to be) may have finally been put to bed today since the White House FINALLY releases a copy of the long form birth certificate. He doesn't go there because he doesn't need to, who his parents actually are is WAY worse than where he was born.

This is explosive stuff, liberals have been accusing the right of name calling whenever we say Obama is a socialist...and little did WE know that WE WERE PULLING OUR PUNCHES!

You can bet your ass I'll be posting part 2 when it's available.

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Is Obama Really Unbeatable?

After months and months of talk Haley Barbour decided yesterday he wasn't going to aim for the presidency. Leaving the the New York Times to wonder why this could be, and concludes, between the lines, that Obama is somewhat unbeatable (something echoed in the articles comments).

They offer a who's who of people that turned down a shot at challenging Obama...or as I call it, the "GOP Owl Call"

John Thune (who?)
Mike Pence (who?)
Bob Corker (WHO?!?)

I do actually know who those three are, but most people don't.

They round off the list with Chris Christie, who isn't even halfway done with his first term as New Jersey's governor, and Jeb Bush who for everyone would end up being a big "Who? Oh HELL NO!"

I know Jeb has his fans, but it's just impossible to sell YET ANOTHER Bush to the country. Sorry. Nobody will care if Jeb is like a shiny state-of-the-art Blu-ray disc, everyone is still pissed that his brother turned out to be a useless LaserDisc throwback.

Truth be told there will be Republican's who want to challenge Obama, and there's A LOT to challenge. His signature initiatives have been disaterous failures for the country, and the Democratic party especially.

It seems to me that the trick is not just to have the right message, but to have a message period. President DingleBarry won in 2008 for being nothing more than a media tingle-fairy. His numbers suck because people are figuring that out. So I think even having a modicum of substance and a base willing to shout it from the rooftops to the voters residing in the middle could overcome Obama's expected billion-dollar war chest.

There is no doubt the media is in overdrive trying to rehabilitate Obama's public perception...they should work on their subtlety a little more...

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The Father of the Teleprompter Has Passed Away

It's a dark day for the country one special guy.

A man by the name of Hubert "Hub" Schafly, passed away, and he is a man who made at least one president...

He can be considered a sputnik moment decades in the making when he invented the teleprompter way back in the 40's.

I've heard that Obama was in a meeting when he found out, so there were no camera's present. However, a sketch artist with help from an anonymous witness was able to capture the president's reaction...

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Why Believers in PETA Are The Dumbest Type of "Progressive"

The recent effort by Evo Morales's ridiculous movement to grant Mother Earth civil rights really highlights how people who believe him, and organizations like PETA, are particularly idiotic sectors of the "progressive" universe. While other desitinations of progressive Nirvana, like communism, arguably still live in theory (ha ha ha), the goals of these people is so fantasitically self-contradicting that the only debate to be had is how tight the straight jacket should be for them.

If nothing else tells you these people are complete whack jobs then let PETA's president speak for them...

Instead of seeing all the other species on Earth as ours to convert into hamburgers, handbags, living burglar alarms, amusements, test tubes with whiskers, and so on, we need to respect them as fellow beings, as other individuals and families and tribes who have the same basic interests in experiencing joy and love and living without needless pain and harassment as we do.

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Wow....that's beautiful...they could really drive this point home by having members who have had abortions sign this statement like it was the Constitution.

Now does this iron clad way of viewing animals apply to the ones that are natural carnivores? Or are they allowed by PETA to "convert" animals into hamburgers?

I know the P in PETA stands for pointless ppreposterous peabrains poopyhead "people," so obviously membership doesn't include lions, and tigers, and bears. Presumably only humans are expected to treat other animals as "fellow beings," because we are the only "animals" on the planet that who are sentient enough to that we think, therefore we are.

If that's the case we're not exactly "fellow beings," are we? We're actually something different...something better.

I wonder if there is any data on how many of these a-holes own pets

That's what makes their cause so bloomin' idiotic. People shouldn't harm animals because they're equal to us, but animals can harm other animals because we can't fight against their nature....but we are exempt from this because we are capable of being exempt....because we are better than other animals....

Hamburger meat has more cerebral activity than the average member of PETA. Who would've thought the idea of vegan zombies WASN'T science fiction?

Fine PETA, go ahead and join your "fellow beings"...

By the way, that sign is real, I didn't photoshop it into existence....see? <---

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Our "Obviously Christian" President Honored Easter This Year!

Oh wait no...he didn't.

For Easter 2010, President Obama issued a proclamation that invited members of all other faiths, including atheists, to the resurrection party. Throughout the year he fawned on Muslim holidays, which he apparently let them keep to themselves.

This year for Easter President Obama gave Jesus a big thumbs up and told him to sit on it.

Barney Frank is obviously Christian because he turns the other cheek all the time...

That's right, our "obviously Christian" president didn't find the time to hat tip our savior to the nation on His (and everyone else's) most important day of the year.

Ok, he did have lunch with some pastors, and he also went to church, which is a clear indicator of his sincere faith...right....


Far be it from me to judge another's faith, especially when I don't know Obama as well as Friar Suck up there does, but when do "obviously Christian" people find the time to praise every faith but their own?

Conservatives aren't casting his faith in doubt, his actions are.

Why no Easter proclamation? Did his printer run out of ink? Did his copy of Word crash when he tried writing it in Arabic font (because NASA's outreach efforts just aren't good enough).

Liberals get in such a tizzy when polls show people think he's Muslim. The man has been quackin' like a Muslim, and this is a shock to them?!?

There's a reason we have labels, and nobody appreciates or exploits that better than liberals. In fact, their labels are their identity. Obama has always been liberalism's man of mystery, and they don't want the seduction to lose its magic...which may be why they are so allergic to the truth that he's not "obviously Christian."

Lets put it this way, when Barney Frank is in a room full of coeds does anyone doubt which kind of cleavage he's checking out?

Then Obama needs to stop giving the elevator eyes to Mohammed, because I'm not a big believer in coincidence, and the American voter isn't the only one taking notice...

That was from Easter Sunday night! No joke, you can see a couple more pictures of this "random" event here.

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When Obama Met The Jeffersons

When Obama met the Jeffersons

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The Real Meaning of Easter...Hollow Chocolate Messiah Bunnies

So....after spending time creating this piece I did a Google search for candy ads to see if there was anything else I could do for this, and I came across this...

So much for my original idea...thanks for beating me to it iOwnTheWorld. On the plus side, if my brain goes where they go on ideas I must not be doing that badly with them.

Happy Easter! Let's not let some dumb chocolate bunnies...↑...get in the way of celebrating the rising of the real messiah.


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Donald Trump? Donald Duck Would Be A Better President Than Obama!

I didn't say it, Bob did...

Get more rants like this one at Drinking With Bob

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