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Liberals Who Label The Tea Party As "Terrorists" Are Forgetting Something...

As we all know at this point, liberals had a meeting on Sunday, and on Monday they dropped the bomb (pun intended) that the Tea Party are a bunch of terrorists!.

There's a lot that could be said, but sometimes the most thoughtful retort is also the most simple...



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What You Need To Raise A 14 Trillion Dollar Debt Limit



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Harry Reid Is A Sideshow...

Not "has become a sideshow," he is one...

We don’t know all the details of the negotiations between Mitch McConnell and the White House which apparently are closing in on an agreement, but one thing is clear, Harry Reid has become a sideshow....

McConnell went around Reid, as had John Boehner, and there was nothing Reid could do about it.

From Legal Insurrection

He could give up shaving and leave the DC circus to join another more serious one...



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Should Obama Be On The Lookout For Killer Bunnies?

From Pajamas Media.

In a Tweet no president could love, political analyst and University of Virginia professor Larry Sabato, raises the specter of yesteryear, and not in a good way:

@LarrySabato Larry Sabato

And Obama? POTUS looks weak, irrelevant, Carter-ized–at least for now. Any day, I expect him to be attacked by a killer rabbit.

When Larry Sabato sees a killer rabbit looming ahead, the White House should be worried.

The reference is to an April 1979 episode when then President Jimmy Carter returned to the White House after a solo fishing trip to his native Georgia.  He claimed he had used his paddle to fend off a berserk rabbit swimming right at his boat....The Washington Post ran the story on the front page under a banner headline: “PRESIDENT ATTACKED BY RABBIT.”

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Maybe when considering cuts liberals for the first time will leave defense alone so there can be money for research and development for an actual Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. The weapon used to defeat the Killer Bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Below is a replica...



Of course there is a major design flaw that liberals will never be able to look past. I don't want to say what it is, but I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with "Christian cross." So we'll definitely need federal funding to figure out how to get around this....



To make it work you have to count to three, so entrusting it to Biden will be considered a treasonous offense.

h/t to Patrick Richardson at Pajamas Media Tatler for the inspiration for this.

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One Reason Fixing The Government Debt Is So Impossible...

Let's keep this really simple...



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Did You Know That Obama Really Is a Budget Cutter?

There's that, and more from today's Newsbusted.



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What does John McCain Have Against Tea Party Hobbits?

The fiery, independent version of the Republican senator from Arizona took to the floor of the Senate Wednesday morning. Demanding “straight talk,” Mr. McCain accused conservatives of abandoning reason by opposing the House Republican leader’s plan to resolve the debt crisis.

Mr. McCain mocked Tea Party-allied Republicans in the House for believing — wrongly, he said — that President Obama and Democrats will get the blame for a default if Republicans refuse to increase the nation’s debt ceiling.

By that flawed logic, “Democrats would have no choice but to pass a balanced budget amendment and reform entitlements and the Tea Party Hobbits could return to Middle Earth,” he said, quoting a Wall Street Journal editorial.

From The New York Times

Maybe this is some liberal psyche out, they're not too sharp when it comes to anything related to the Tea Party anyway. Maybe the Wall Street Journal thinks they're ignorant of of Tolkien mythology as well.

Think about it. "Tea Party Hobbits?" Is that supposed to be an insult? The Hobbits win in the epic Lord of the Rings story!

Well, not all of them. There are RINO's, and then there's...



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Liberals Might Start Saving the Planet If They'd Loosen The Cape A Little

Oxygen to the brain is your friend liberals! I promise!

Anyway, here's the quote of the day from Nancy Pelosi...

“What we’re trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We’re trying to save life on this planet as we know it today.”

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Being a Democrat must be SOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard! I mean, saving the world is a BIG EFFING DEAL you know.

What a burden they must shoulder. Not the saving of the world, but the having to share Earth with Republicans who are literally trying to destroy it like we've got some secret escape pod will take us back to Krypton, unaware that we destroyed that planet too. (The way Superman is being written these days you'd think what I'm saying wouldn't necessarily be taken in jest.)

Hey, a nugget is a nugget, it doesn't matter what it's made of...

The only super power morons like Obama and Pelosi have is comparable to King Midas, except everything they touch turns to s**t.

Everything is apocalyptic with these people, and every leader they scrape from what seems to be an increasingly bottomless barrel becomes more and more comically messianic in their eyes.

Even as we stare squarely at a downgrade in our AAA rating, or a total default. They insist that digging the hole even deeper is literally saving the world. Even children know you can't actually reach communist China that way.

Want to know how you can be sure something isn't earth shatteringly dire? Check to see if it turns liberals into basket cases. For example, while these doomsday doctors diagnose panetary fevers new data is out, again, proving the threat of global warming is the paper tiger reasonable people knew it to be.

Nancy Pelosi needs to spend more time outside of Washington and San Francisco so she can understand what a foreigner she is to the rest of the country, and that nobody understands the language she is trying to speak.

 

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Biden's Unintentional Eco-Friendly Commute


Good thing there's a propellor on the helment, because considering they're for protection against head injuries, I'm not quite sure why he'd need it.

h/t to Awkward Family Photos for the picture. It's one of my new favorite sites, and a gold mine for material.

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If Obama Thought The GOP Leaving Him At The Altar Was Bad...Just Wait


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