So much for president perfect eh libs? I thought this was the guy that was going to restore our standing in the world! From the conservative standpoint his trip to Britain was a smashing success. A shorter way to put that is, "we told you so!"
He should open up a business...
The menu would be pretty robust:
France: Enough already! If I wanted red "whine" I'd go to my local party meeting.
India: "I'm not going anywhere near those dots, I've never had to connect any and I ain't starting now!"
Japan: "Seriously? Just because I'm bowing in this gay bar doesn't mean I'm desperate!"
Germany: "So whats up with Israel? Someone should really do something about them...am I right?"
Israel: "Umm, the Palestinians didn't cross the border, the border crossed them."
Finland: "The camera crews are here now, what do you mean you didn't have time to build my ancestral home?"
Turkey: "Michelle thinks it's probably unsafe for Americans to visit until they change their name to "Tofurkey."
China: "I'm not going to lie, I can't tell the difference between Chinese debt and their food. I can't get full on either."
Vietnam: "Man, that war sure does bring back America's good ol' days..."
Greenland: "Is it safe to say that when I'm in that country my approval rating there is 100%?"
Mexico: "If votes were money this joint would be my broken ATM"
Canada: "Riddle me this...what's Canadian for the N-word? Hockey puck."
Saudi Arabia: "Respect different cultures my ass! I'm not putting on that burka."
United States: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America..."
Which ones did I miss?Add a comment
There is a new poll out that shows a majority of people would rather have lunch with President Obama over any of his would be GOP challengers.
Seriously? In fairness to the poll respondents this was probably taken well before Obama's state dinner with the Queen of England, where he showed that the only toast he doesn't screw up is the one he makes himself for breakfast.
I sort of understand the preference to have breakfast with a president over the wannabes. I personally wouldn't go that way with THIS president....
He'll help himself to your food, especially if it tastes better than his...and ESPECIALLY if it was more expensive.
Do you really want to see him bicker with Michelle as she whips out her calorie calculator? And on that note.....
Forget desert, unless Diet Coke now counts.
He'll assume your server is a Democrat, or....
He'll go on some unsolicited rant about how "the manifesto" probably exempts them.
He may excuse himself to brainstorm arguments for the Dream Act in the kitchen, regarless of its demographic.
Be prepared to have him tell you all the dumb things Biden does when they go out to eat, like the time he mistakened hors d'oeuvres for French prostitutes.
If he talks about his political views you may have to suffer throught frequent bathroom breaks, you can only be full of s**t for so long.
To make sure the meal doesn't drag on forever you should make TOTUS your plus one to help the president order his food. This guy took 16 hours to decide whether or not he wanted to off Osama bin Laden, what do you think he's going to do with a menu in his hands?
Most importantly, don't forget to make sure you have a tub of this on the table...
Just sayin'...I'd rather hang with someone who would let me try moose meat. Mmmmm...Add a comment
This is, like, strike 4 or 5 with the Obama's and the royals. I forget liberals, how much of an international embarrassment was President Bush again?
My pal on Twitter, Scott on Cape Cod, created this gem. Visit his blog here.Add a comment
The Dems picked off a strong GOP seat last night, and they want you to think it was about Medicare?
The Associated Press: Medicare Overhaul Proposal Causing GOP Stress
The New York Times: Democrat Wins GOP Seat; Rebuke Seen To Medicare Plan
Los Angeles Times: Medicare Proposal May Have Cost GOP A House Seat In New York
The Associated Press: Medicare Key To Shocking Dem Win In NY House Race
ABC News: Referendum On Medicare? Democrat Wins Special Election In GOP-Leaning NY-26
CBS: Kathy Hochul's Special Election Triumph Sends Republicans Ominous Medicare Message
h/t Mr. Pinko at iOwnTheWorld
Simple common sense should tell anyone that it would be complete nonsense that a seat that went GOP last fall to the tune of 73% would flip on Medicare. Especially in a Congressional election, one freshman member of congress has about as much clout as Al Gore would in asking the sun to turn it's thermostat up so he can stop looking like a liar.
An overwhelmingly Republican district simply isn't flipping it's vote by 23% on a singular issue that the person elected wont be consequential in deciding. It simply doesn't work that way.
There are two reasons the Democrats picked up NY-26 last night...
I know liberals think when I say "math" they believe they can solve the equation by taking truth and spinning it like its a plate on a stick....but I'm talking real numbers, not the ones they use to say ObamaCare will reduce the our deficit...
On Tuesday, she captured 47 percent of the vote to Ms. Corwin's 43 percent, according to unofficial results. A Tea Party candidate, Jack Davis, had 9 percent.
From The New York Times
Any idiot can see reason the GOP really lost last night. If the Tea Party didn't have a dog in the fight Corwin would've won if she received even just half of that vote. It would've been WAY closer than last November, but there were other mitigating factors that caused this.
Yes, Medicare is undeniably one of them as Houchul made it an issue and Corwin proved to be apparently quite feckless in her messaging, but all of this makes my point, the liberal media's headlines lyingly suggest this was a one-issue campaign.
I wonder how much they'll be gloating when Houchul will be forced to defend her seat against a Republican candidate that Republican voters in an overwhelmingly Republican district will get to choose, and not some buffoon hand picked by the party elites.
If the New York GOP continues to insist on special election nomination by pigheaded committee can they at least perform some kind of test to make sure the person they pick doesn't completely eff up a slam dunk? I don't care what it is....
Catch a falling feather
Count to 1
Blink their eyes
Be checked for a pulse
Anything...but please NY GOP, stop selecting candidates for these special elections that are proving they are less qualified for Congress and more qualified to be Vice President.Add a comment
Here's satirical conversation about his odds for reelection.
More than one person has wanted to call Barack Obama a 'smart alec', and now British police will get the chance to do so without getting reprimanded.
That's because Scotland Yard has tapped the codename 'Chalaque' to refer to the U.S. president for security reasons during his upcoming state visit to the United Kingdom May 24-26.
Indarjit Singh, a Punjabi speaker in the UK who is director of the Network of Sikh Organisations, told the Sunday Times the word 'is sometimes used when we want to denigrate someone who we think is too clever for their own good'.
What other code names could the Brits give Obama and other liberals? For security purposes...of course...
President Obama: Premature Emmaculation, Czar Czar The-bore, Ceczar Hapless, Liar Woods, Pinko Stinko the BO Pinko, Blight Tard Deodorant, Sloucho Marx
Code names for other liberals...
Joe Biden: Stupid's Arrow, The Ding of England
Michael Moore: The Hefty Lefty, Bovine Intervention, Jaba The Nut
Joy Behar: The Dude (even though Jeff Bridges had better looking hair in that movie)
Harry Reid: The Silver Buffoon, Lame Newton
Nancy Pelosi: Botox Barbie, POP (Paper Over Plastic)
Rahm Emanuel: Master and Commander of F-Poop, Dancin' Queen
John Edwards: Johnny Crappleseed
Hillary Clinton: Cat Blender, The Real Other WomanAdd a comment
If you're Marty McFly, and you run into President Obama, don't rely on him to tell you when you are...
This signature is from today. New York Magazine has the story here.
But hey, its not like he misspelled P-O-T-A-T-O...and looking at that signature I'll have to give him the benefit of the doubt on his name.Add a comment
I know there was a lot of mocking and hoopla about the rapture last weekend. Well, I want to say the world mocked this guy, but the news reports and constant chatter about it revealed an uneasy sense of "what if."
Like many, I knew that it was nothing to worry about. So I paid no attention to this quack, Harold Camping, who now is saying he was off by a few months.
Oh...no kidding....this guy should give up "preaching" and become a politician.
All serious Christians knew this guy was full of it...
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
And if the words of Jesus aren't enough, consider that Family Radio, at least in 2009, has assets valued over $100 million in total. Nothing says the end is near better than hoarding paper, right?
In the end kooks like this are ignored by all but a few unlucky dupes, but too many of us who ignore Harold Camping aren't any more enlightened for it. How many broken promises of utopia do we have to hear from liberals before we start treating Washington DC with the same disbelief that we give greedy apocalypse-mongers?
They're essentially doing the same thing. If we don't take (fill in the taxpayer funder boondoggle here) then the sun wont shine again, rainbows will go on strike, Nancy Pelosi will age "gracefully" and Barney Frank may give women a try. It would get THAT bad.
When we see how much of a drain the government becomes to our way of life, and someone like Paul Ryan comes along to address that problem, those same liberals might as well put on a Harold Camping mask when they "argue" it's defense.
How much bigger does government need to grow? How much more debt do we have to incur? How much more money needs to be wasted on bureaucracy? How many times does the welfare state need to be discredited before the nation realizes that the Democratic party should change it's mascot from a donkey to a lemon?
Liberalism has had Harold Camping's track record for 70 years and counting. President Obama has a nasty habit of going on "trips" and vacations during massive natural disasters. Maybe he should finally take a vacation from his ideology.Add a comment