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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call."Add a comment
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Don't start panicking, it's just a question. He hasn't made the move, because it would expend too many calories, and he's trying to keep his burlish figure.
The question remains, would make him want to join the Tea Party? For the artificial sweetener? Come on liberals! I thought that's what Obama's rhetoric was for.
Anyway, there's the answer to that, and more from today's Newsbusted.
John Zacchio, an artist from Vermont created this painting meant to glorify Obama...
White Christmas is a movie my wife loves to watch at Christmas time at least once before the holidays are over. There's a lot of great stuff in that movie, but one of the things that sticks in my mind is a joke about how there are no Democrats in Vermont...hmmm...
Now we get obnoxious portraits of liberal presidents from that state...for the sake of restoring balance to the universe, I "fixed" it...