Lets keep this really simple so liberals can keep up.
So it looks like the final score goes something like: Good guys 4, bad guys 2...
Last time I checked that's a spanking, so maybe that fist should open up while libs assume the position.Add a comment
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Is that too harsh, I mean, he should get to celebrate his 50th birthday, right? He has to party for all the 50 year old unemployed guys whose age makes them practically unemployable in the modern times we live in. That's a lot of pent up frustration to party out.
Besides, in Winston Churchill years it's the 10th anniversary of him surviving without a brain. From the point of view of someone standing on their head, it only goes up from here!
There's that, and more from today's Newsbusted.
A friend on Facebook posted this to her wall, it's too good not to be shared...----------
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call."Add a comment
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