Lets keep this really simple so liberals can keep up.
So it looks like the final score goes something like: Good guys 4, bad guys 2...
Last time I checked that's a spanking, so maybe that fist should open up while libs assume the position.Add a comment
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Is that too harsh, I mean, he should get to celebrate his 50th birthday, right? He has to party for all the 50 year old unemployed guys whose age makes them practically unemployable in the modern times we live in. That's a lot of pent up frustration to party out.
Besides, in Winston Churchill years it's the 10th anniversary of him surviving without a brain. From the point of view of someone standing on their head, it only goes up from here!
There's that, and more from today's Newsbusted.
A friend on Facebook posted this to her wall, it's too good not to be shared...----------
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call."Add a comment
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Don't start panicking, it's just a question. He hasn't made the move, because it would expend too many calories, and he's trying to keep his burlish figure.
The question remains, would make him want to join the Tea Party? For the artificial sweetener? Come on liberals! I thought that's what Obama's rhetoric was for.
Anyway, there's the answer to that, and more from today's Newsbusted.
John Zacchio, an artist from Vermont created this painting meant to glorify Obama...
White Christmas is a movie my wife loves to watch at Christmas time at least once before the holidays are over. There's a lot of great stuff in that movie, but one of the things that sticks in my mind is a joke about how there are no Democrats in Vermont...hmmm...
Now we get obnoxious portraits of liberal presidents from that state...for the sake of restoring balance to the universe, I "fixed" it...
Powerline put on a contest to see who could come up with the best, most creative way to demonstrate the severity of the debt. At stake was a $100,000 grand prize.
Below is the deserving winner with a brilliant story titled "The Spending Is Nuts."
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I've always wanted to do a 6 degrees of global warming piece. Truth be told that's really hard to do, because liberals have made it nearly impossible to have such an astronomical number of separations between anything and their little 40 year inside joke.
For example, a circumcised penis releases heat that would normally be bottled up, and that contributes to global warming.
One degree, that's it folks. Don't ask me to come up with 5 more contrived steps, please. I refuse to make a mockery of science.
So, there's that, and more from today's Newsbusted.
As we all know at this point, liberals had a meeting on Sunday, and on Monday they dropped the bomb (pun intended) that the Tea Party are a bunch of terrorists!.
There's a lot that could be said, but sometimes the most thoughtful retort is also the most simple...