For all these years we've been told it's "Osama," like he's part Irish. Now I've been seeing Fox News (and other news sources I'm sure) using "Usama." I've had a friend on Facebook ask me what the proper spelling is. Apparently it's both, so I devised a way to help people figure out which version should be used.
**UPDATE** Check out the companion to this post here.Add a comment
A tale of two victory laps...
When I learned of Osama's death I said he should R.I.H....some people thought the "h" was "hillbillies," others thought "Heather Locklear," which would really bend him out of shape after counting and recounting only 71 virgins.
Others yet thought it was Hervana, which is Nirvana for Buddhist chicks, which is what I read on Wikipedia after I posted it.
Steven Crowder knew what I was getting at.
A lot of people have admonished me for wishing Osama is in Hell. I want to clear the air. I don't wish he's there. I'm ASSUMING he is. I've made educated guesses in my life that haven't panned out, like when I thought even a socialist wouldn't try universal health care with the kind of deficits we have....ha...ha...ha...
I'm not the judge, I'm not a judge. I'm not even qualified to pick out what I'm going to wear to work much less which souls are "in" and which ones are "out." However, I think this is a guess that will probably hold water. Part of me wants to be wrong, because if non-Christian mass murderers don't go to Hell then I'm going to loosen up my life a bit and add jaywalking to my bucket list.
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Frank J at IMAO has it right when he says we've really lost sight of the point of this whole freedom thing. President Obama doesn't waste anytime balancing out his victory over Osama bin Laden by bringing his "crappy president" meter back to 0 with his new proposal to tax on how much we drive.
"The power to tax is the power to destroy" is something people with a brain keep in mind every time the word comes up. That's why liberals love to play in that lion's den, they just don't get it.
Since I guess there is nothing off the table for the government to tax maybe we can put just more than our latest odometer reading on the table...
All the stuff we can tax is certainly not limited to the above, the sky is the limit, really. If you want to be honest about it this is really one of those Sputnik moments Obama told us about.Add a comment
Was finding Osama bin Laden child's play? Maybe the crack team of national security experts our government employs should ask some undergrad geography students...
College kids at UCLA put their beer bongs down long enough to guess with an almost 90% likelihood that Osama was hunkered down where he was found...and they did it TWO YEARS AGO!
In Obama's speech announcing they got him he said he received intelligence of his whereabouts months ago. So something doesn't smell right.
In fact something about all of this stinks, bad, like Michelle Obama's steamed cabbage for the kids bad.
Either the government knew where he was, but they didn't want to go busting down the door of
every the mansion standing in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Or they were two years behind a bunch of college kids who should have counter-terrorism jobs lined up for them the second they graduate.
Is it just me or did anyone else notice how everything turned into a big cluster *@*# the second the Seals passed the ball back to this administration?
Let's give him a funeral in accordance to
how he killed our people Muslim tradition
Don't release the pictures...release the pictures...what if people photoshop them....what if they tag their friends to it on Facebook, will people know it's not really them?
If we show the photo then that puts to rest a bunch of conspiracy theories, and how could we possibly keep count then?
Nobody can divulge the identities of who conducted the raid....ok....good.....wait, JOE DID WHAT?!?....
The military did a fantastic job of taking care of Osama.
Meanwhile, the government has been flawlessly protecting its reputation of incompetence.Add a comment
Frank J over at IMAO has been keeping score on who gets credit on the war on terror.
The current tally is Obama 2, Bush 4.
See why he "generously" gave Obama 2 points here.
So really that's like Obama scoring in his own goal, thrice. If it's true the real tally should be.
Obama , Bush 7.
Since, liberals fight terror like they're playing air hockey, the game would technically be over at this point, and they just got skunked.Add a comment
A friend on Facebook asked what was going through the mind of the Seal who killed Osama bin Laden. My response was:
The line from the song Kelly Clarkson sang when she won American Idol...
"I can't believe it's happening to me. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this."
Obviously this isn't what really what was going through his head...I don't think they're supposed to allow such wimpy songs into their brains.
However, it did get me wondering...before he died what was the last thing that went through bin Laden's head...other than the bullet...
10. Oh look, an E-vite to the ribbon cutting of the Ground Zero Mosque.
9. Seriously, if I ever accidentally allow my iPhone to "use my current location" I'm gonna blow my brains out.
8. I wish Biden was president, then my videos would only have to be two words, "meep meep!"
7. My dear wife I'm married to you, not my work. I would never let anything come between us.
6. Alright, more fan mail! I sure am glad Hollywood celebrities can keep a secret.
5. WTF...why did Facebook delete my "If I get 1 million fans I will legally change my name to Osama Sandiego" page?!?
4. Hey, can someone tell me why Biden just tweeted "toomorow is goin 2 b a big f**king deel?"
3. Let's see if I have any new followers on Twitter....when did the CIA start a profile?
2. I swear, seals are so freakin' cute! I hope I actually see one before I die.
1. I have to get ready, that call girl I found on Craigslist will be here any minute.Add a comment