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Biden Wants You To Keep Him In Mind For 2016

While guys like Bill Kristol are still "waiting for Superman" with the GOP presidential field. Biden is telling Dems to...

Vice President Joe Biden surprised a gathering of donors in Cincinnati last week when he floated the prospect of his succeeding President Barack Obama in the White House.

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..."wait for Stuporman"

I know that actually a quite an unspecific request for the Democratic party. Then again, maybe not anymore. This is a guy who blew it two other times running for president, and was chosen to be the VP for his foreign policy credentials <--(name one thing he's done in this department since 1-20-09) to help make Obama look even mildly mature enough to be the top guy.

This guy's primary primary opponent would be his mouth, and we'd have the birth certficate situation all over again, only instead of a piece of paper people would demand proof the guy has a brain in that head of his.

Don't even get me started on his running mate...

And he wants to try again in 2016?!?

iOwnTheWorld has a Biden for President slogan contest going on, check it out and enter your suggestion. I've got humble offerings, including "waiting for Stuporman" and the following:

    No matter how deep Soros's hand goes I'll still say what I want.

    Biden-Tourettes 2016

    Damn, prezident is way harder to spell than VP

    I may be a step down from Obama, but it's a baby step.

    Keep the hop and chainj comin'.

    You'll never see me golf or play basketball because I can't do math

    I'll reduce our dependence of foreign oil by forcing Americans to pump their gas in f**kin' America!

    Make me the first VD to be prez since Bush.

    I put the "ass" in "U ASS A"

    Who wants to get shot with Stupid's arrow?

    Make me the next American Idle

A few of my favorites from iOwnTheWorld:

    Four words: Vote for me!

    Hugs For Plugs! 2012 & 2016

    ” Smarter than the average pear “

    Cleaner and articulater!

    Biden the bullet for America!

    SNL needs me

    Keep on PLUGGING 2016

    Biden 2016: It’s time for America to take a #2!

    I like the Oval Office. No one can tell me to sit in the corner.

    As seen on TV – just like FDR!


See the winners here, the grand prize winner is by far deserving of the distinction...

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It Looks Like Obama Is Having Fun In Ireland

It's his first state visit to Great Britain!!! (yay)

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A Chat With Obama About Israel

Here's a semi-satirical take on Obama's problem with Israel.

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Obama Gets Hair Extensions?

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What Kind of Ringtones Do Liberals Have?

Newt Gingrich can't catch a break, he recently got caught with "Dancin' Queen" as the ringtone on his phone! Really Newt? Your name, your hair, your marital history, your RINO grazing...those aren't enough to make you look unpresidential?

The silver lining to this is it did make me wonder what ringtones liberal politicians would (or should) have...


Harry Reid: The Village People - "Macho macho man, I want to be a macho man."

Barack Obama: Carly Simon - "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you..."
Men at Work - "Do you come from the land down under?" (no...not Austrailia)

Michelle Obama: Weird Al Yankovich - "Just eat it....Get yourself an egg and beat it, have some more chicken, have some more pie...."

Joe Biden: "A B C D E F G...."

Al Gore: Journey - "Don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling" (only during blizzards)

Nancy Pelosi: Lady Gaga - "Can't read my poker face" (she likes it when she gets calls at her Botox "consultations")

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Ludacris - "I've got hoes in different area codes"

Ted Kennedy: The Bangles - "Is this burning an eternal flame?" (yes, he got to keep his phone)

Anthony Weiner: "I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener..."

Charlie "Slumlord" Rangel: Pras and Mya - "Ghetto superstar, that is what you are..."

Barney Frank: Somewhere over the rainbow, is some guy... (its a custom ringtone)

Dennis Kucinich: Radiohead - "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here, I don't belong here..."

Bill Clinton: Garth Brooks - "I've got friends in low places"
Jimmy Soul - "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife..."


I know the possibilities are endless with this. Let me know what I missed.

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An Obama 2012 Campaign Sticker For Liberal Jews

It seems liberal Jews are starting to wake up and smell the Holocaust on Obama with regards to his insane treatment of Israel. Here's a sticker just for them...

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What Do Liberal Free Speech And Hannibal Lecter Have In Common?

One is in a movie called "Silence of the Lambs".....

The other is in a movie I like to call "Silenced by the Lambs"...

Here's another fantastic video from Oliver Darcy, the man behind the video shared here showing students refusing to allow their higher GPA's to be redistributed to student who need them and liberals refusing to accept our national debt belongs to them.

He and his partners now have a site called Exposing Leftists.

Watch what liberals do when given the chance to sign a petition to silence conservatives...

Liberals, new rule, if you see a camera, and someone asking you to give your opinion in front of said away...quickly...pretend your Obama during a crisis.

This isn't anything new. We've always known the only "free speech" they support is their own, and only their own. It is, however, a whole new low to watch them sign the petition while professing support for the first amendment.

I don't know, maybe they think free speech is the outrageously high price we have to pay to hear their opinions...

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Summing Up Obama's Real Position On Israel

So is it 2012 yet, because it would be really awesome to have a president who had a sane policy on how to treat Israel again...


    Israel: Hey Barry!

    Obama: Don't call me that, it's very disrespectful, and nobody calls me that.

    Cornell West: Hey Barry! Whut up my brotha from a honky mutha!

    Obama: What is up CW. Hey look, I've been working on my fist pump.

    Cornell West: Almost got it my BHOreo...try putting your pinky down, you're not drinkin' tea with the Queen.

    Obama: Oh yeah! I keep forgetting that part, thanks!

    Cornell West: Peace in the middle eashhhhahahahahahaha!

    Israel: ........right....

    Obama: Isn't he the coolest Israel? We call him CW because he's got enough drama to start his own a teenage soap opera.


    Obama: So, what is up?

    Israel: Why you coming at us all twisted on Palestine?

    Obama: Huh?!?

    Israel: (Cornell said that would work) .......So, what's this crap about you wanting our borders to go back to...

    ...just because you're all yellow doesn't mean we have to be.

    Obama: Look, I just want Israel live in pieces...peace...

    ....with it's neighbors.

    Israel: By drawing up borders that leave us so vulnerable it will ensure our ultimate destruction?!? Whose side are you on anyway?

    Obama: Allah

    Israel: What what WHAT!!!

    Obama: I mean...I'll, uh.....have to think my mouth moves faster than my teleprompter.


Think that aside with Cornel West was out of line? Think again, and again, and again.

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Hey Environmentalists, Are $50 Light Bulbs A Bright Idea? Really?

I was going to do a post about this, but Bob sums up my sentiments perfectly, and better than I could've done it...

Get more rants like this one at Drinking With Bob

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Top 10 Newt Gingrich Campaign Slogans

Even though it's practically over before it started, I thought I would give this a shot. This post is probably the first one I've done that has something for both sides of the aisle...


10. To paraphrase the silver medalist in the 2004 presidential campaign. I was for the individual mandate before I was against it.

9. Who doesn't want a president with Janet Reno hair?

8. Horny as a three-wife RINO.

7. Doing with words what Trumps hair couldn't, disqualify myself.

6. It's time I got a new marriage certificate Contract with America.

5. At least I married MY intern.

4. America, I solemnly swear not to leave you on your deathbed for something younger and hotter, like China.

3. On inauguration day your new Vice President will have been running mate number three.

2. GOPublic Frenemy #1

1. Hey conservatives, prepare to get Newtered

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