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Conservative Satire News February 2, 2011

Gore issues dire global warming warning to Egyptian protesters that if they don't put out their fires blasting carbon all over the country they may find themselves buried in snow.

Civil rights groups beg President Obama to take a stand against the blizzards blanketing the nation and the brazen lack of diversity in the snow.

Various Hollywood celebrities have pledged to help the Egypt's children escape the violence plagued country by either hosting telethons, or adoption.