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The Pima County Psychiatric Test

In an unexpected twist to the Arizona shootings, a man wounded in the attack was arrested and taken for a psychiatric exam after an outburst at a town hall meeting, during which he took a picture of a tea party leader and yelled “you’re dead,” authorities say.

James Eric Fuller, 63, was detained on misdemeanor disorderly conduct and threat charges Saturday during the event taped for a special edition of ABC’s “This Week,” Pima County sheriff’s spokesman Jason Ogan said

More at Politico (h/t Memeorandum)

Hopefully nobody will tell this guy shooting pictures isn't the same thing...

Clearly the man is under some kind of duress if he remained a Democrat while suddenly becoming a fan of talk radio and influenced by the rhetoric of Sarah Palin....

 “It looks like Palin, Beck, Sharron Angle, and the rest got their first target.”

I know it seems like mixed signals, shouting "you're dead" to conservatives after criticizing them for teaching him the virtues of that kind of rhetoric.

You can make crosshairs out of the "x" in Marxist

That's why Sherrif Dupnik has taken in him in for psychiatric help. You can't be saying you're a liberal and then tell individuals "you're dead," it doesn't work that way. Revolution doesn't focus on the individual.

This guy is either a DINO, or a closet conservative, obviously. Only a mental exam can help figure that out. They have to make sure it's open ended and probative so they can have a chance to really see into this guy's mind. Here's how the exam (written by Sheriff Dupnik) should go:

  1. Who is your favorite conservative talk radio host?
  2. When did you "like" Sarah Palin's Facebook page?
  3. When did you first realize Obama wasn't a citizen?
  4. How violent would you get if you went to a tea party that just served tea? (On a scale of 9-10)
  5. Do you like, like like, or love unconditionally the "double n" in Glenn Beck
  6. When you take a bath do you bring in all of your talk radio action figures to play with, or just your favorites?
  7. Spell "PMSNBC"
  8. True or false: The "P" is silent
  9. Chris "Tingle-Tangle" Matthews, liberal bedwetter or jockeying for a lucrative deal endorsing catheters?
  10. True or false: Ed Schultz is related to the great Charles Schultz because his brain is the size of a peanut.

It's a proof-fool test.

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Funny U.N. Slogans

I've been a semi-regular visitor to the hilarious and smart IMAO for quite a while now. I LOVED their Top 10 Democratic Party Slogans, and I just now noticed this.


Top 10 U.N. Slogans


If you want this in t-shirt form go here...do it now!

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Conservative Satire Headlines January 14, 2011

Conservatives claim Reagan never had Alzheimer's, he just lost a little bit of memory every time he gave liberals a beating they would never forget.

Poll finds liberals more likely embrace the new zodiac sign, criticize conservatives for their "war on science."

Photos of Jared Loughner posing with a gun in a red g-string clearly solidify his credentials as a conservative according to a statement from the LGBT community.

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Liberals Better Hope Reagan Didn't Have Alzheimer's As President

2011 is a big year for Ronald Reagan fans, being the centennial of his February 6 birth in Tampico, Ill. But youngest son Ron Reagan is spoiling the good cheer with a new book that suggests the Gipper suffered from Alzheimer's disease while in the White House, a claim dismissed by Reagan's doctors and outside experts....he saw hints of confusion and "an out-of-touch president" during the 1984 campaign and again in 1986, when his father couldn't recall the names of California canyons he was flying over.

Get the rest at U.S. News and World Report (h/t Memeorandum)

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Even dead the media (and apparently his own son) can't let a good Ronald Reagan moment go untarnished. Is there a paternal term for the Oedipus complex that we can use to describe Ron trying to screw over his father?

What a snoozer of a story! What's the purpose of knowing whether Reagan had Alzheimer's while being president that doesn't make the left look less competent than a woman standing up to pee?

Basically, what Ron is telling the world is that his father beat communism with, to quote Rush Limbaugh, "half his brain tied behind his back."

Ron Reagan is telling the world that his father was brain damaged and liberals STILL couldn't beat him...not in debates...and obviously not at the ballot box. The only victory they could claim electorally was that they barely prevented the electoral college from voting unanimously for Reagan.

This has become a recurring pattern in modern history, the left also lost to George W. Bush, the dumbest president ever, twice. Not bad for the self-appointed smarted people in the room. You're just too good for America I guess.

All that's missing is a souvenir t-shirt

I don't want to question in any way his love for his father, but I can't help but continue wondering why the hell he wants to pop a squat on his memory, and especially on the eve of his 100th birthday. It's just so weird to me.

In any case, this is one of those moments where lefties of the world should unite to keep this one to themselves. Their revelatory conduct over the Tucson tragedy was bad enough, and now they want us to know that if they ever developed Alzheimer's it would be an intellectual blessing for them?

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Astrologers Deem and Pass a New Zodiac Sign

It's true...Google it!

There is a 13th sign that has apparently always been around but not used under western astrology. The new sign is called out...not that you wont be able to recognize it, ObamaCare is easier to read...

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

I'd feel more comfortable assigning blame for murder to Palin

I'm not going to elaborate any further because I'm not a trained astrologist. I don't want to pontificate on these things because your astrological sign has a lot to do with your identity. Which is worrisome for me because Socrates said "know thyself," and that's a problem because my new sign is the new guy on the list. I can't even pronounce it, let alone know what it will do to my soul.

......I don't even know who I am anymore.

Another reason this stinks is if you thought Leos, for example, were douches because a certain sitting president - who shall remain nameless - was one, and you hit your knees praising God that you are a and still get to be a Cancer....after you explain to Him what a Zodiac is...following this change, do you think he'll answer your prayer to change it all back because said president is now a Cancer too?

People actually use this crap to determine their futures via horoscope and figure out their relationships with other people based on which sign they're most compatible with.

And now it's all about to change with the snap of a finger because of some sign nobody can even begin to pronounce, which is probably why they left it out in the first place.

For people who believe this stuff, this should put truth to the lie that it's totally meaningless. Not that most people needed to be told that in the first place, but a lot of people believe in its power.

My horoscope will tell me how much you hate science

Considering that astrologers are a typically liberal bunch, I wonder what they think this all means relative to they way they poop themselves over the so-called "war on science" conservatives wage against issues like global warming.

On a different note...Hey University of Arizona...what's your new sign?



Too soon?


***UPDATE***

Apparently it all may be a hoax...standing by...

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Conservative Satire Headlines January 13, 2011

Liberal pundits resent notion that comparison of their Tucson analysis versus conservatives as being "apples to oranges" respectively is only accurate if one holds their tongue while saying "apples."

U of A officials express gratitude for whistles and catcalls from crowd during the Tucson memorial as welcome alternative to their malfunctioning laugh track.

PETA outraged at Palin confession that she finds it calming to drown out liberal punditry with the sound of cats in blenders.

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Comparing Obama's Speech to Palin's Is Like Comparing Apples to "Bloody" Hands

It's never going to end. People like Jonathan Martin at Politico will see to that...

At sunrise in the East on Wednesday, Sarah Palin demonstrated that she has little interest — or capacity — in moving beyond her brand of grievance-based politics. And at sundown in the West, Barack Obama reminded even his critics of his ability to rally disparate Americans around a message of reconciliation....

But for much of the eight-minute talk she was defensive and showed little interest in doing anything other than channeling the understandable resentment of her ideological kinsmen over the blame-casting. And that won't appeal much to a political center that — even while they may not think Palin is in any way responsible for Tucson — preferred more conciliation even before the jarring attempted assassination of a member of Congress.

Get his entire diatribe here

Sarah Palin is not the president.

Barack Obama, despite some incendiary rhetoric (by liberals standards) he has spewed over the last couple of years, has not been dragged in to any discussion about blood being on his hands, he hasn't had to endure even a hint of hypothesizing his culpability in the Tucson shooting.

It should be needless to say that their roles in politics and the circumstances surrounding them are worlds apart. Their speeches served different functions and for obvious reasons.

It should be needless to say...but it isn't for some people, maybe Politico should start instituting intelligence tests as a condition of employment.

Sorry if this harsh language causes a run on glocks and a spike in interest over where MENSA meetings are held, but left has spent the last 5 days making complete fools and hypocrites of themselves. Instead of absorbing a message to all about civility and toning down the pervasive "us versus" them attitude the nation is engulfed in, they choose to funnel it in to a message stream that is directed exclusively at conservatives.

Those willing to be intellectually honest realize that Sarah Palin actually did many of the things Obama did, but she also worked in a defense of herself and a criticism of monkeys in the media who continued to fling their poo until Obama delivered his oratorical banana....naptime should start any minute now...

Like I said yesterday, the left's zeroing in on the use of "blood libel" and pretty much nothing else illustrates how their pronouncement that her speech was a "missed opportunity" is based entirely on their say so only.

I dare anyone reading this to find a quote from Palin's speech outside of the non-issue of her "blood libel" utterance that demonstrates the "missed opportunity" liberals have been carping about.

Place it in the comments section...and explain yourself.

Man oh man, be careful what I wish for, right? I hope I have enough bandwidth for the coming onslaught. :-/

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Sheriff Clarence Dupnik's Mentor...

Every hero has an origin story...


Sheriff Dupnik mentor


...and a mentor that helps them realize their potential.

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Conservative Satire Headlines January 12, 2011

Jewish groups denounce Palin's use of "blood libel," adding they would forgive the apparent insult if she became a Democrat.

"God Hates Fags" church cancels picket of funeral for the 9 year-old girl killed in Tucson massacre after residents offer to finally introduce them to Him.

Attempting to announce 2010 as tied for warmest year on record NOAA official is asked to speak up or take off the scarfs.

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Maybe Palin Should Have Said "Blood Slander" Instead

My schedule today delayed my ability to hear Palin give her her video statement on the Tucson shooting. I did however, get to see a lot of analysis on it before hand, and until a little bit ago I was left with the impression that she totally blew it. The reason for this ended up being something beyond childish.

Ezra Klein's take on Palin's "Blood Libel" quip.

I just don't care if Palin thought "blood libel" was a vivid way of saying "nasty smear" instead of a description of the once-common anti-Semitic trope that Jews murder Christian children because their blood is needed to bake matzoh. I'm Jewish, so I know the term well. But I imagine the history of it is more obscure to those who didn't attend Hebrew school. This is not worth the headlines it's been getting.

I have to confess I was unfamiliar with this phrase and the fact it is supposed to be some sort of a Jewish version of the "n-word" to non-Jewish "progressives." I'm glad the left has finally found a reason to defend Jews now. Here is Alan Dershowitz thanking them for this defense.

There is nothing improper and certainly nothing anti-Semitic in Sarah Palin using the term to characterize what she reasonably believes are false accusations that her words or images may have caused a mentally disturbed individual to kill and maim.

How's THAT for gratitude?

There was so much good in Palin's speech, the fact that "progressives" and the media have become apoplectic about a creative (and technically correct) way to describe the smearing she has had to endure speaks volumes on how unassailable 99.99% 100% of what she had to say really was.

They damn well know it too. Which is why they're doing what they do best now. Even the "reputable" ABC news can't help themselves

Sarah Palin, once again, has found a way to become part of the story.

.......um........Do I live in the freakin' Matrix or something? That video was made to address and denounce how the left made Palin part of the story. Palin - at the risk of inciting sex offenders to spring into action - let them rape her reputation for 4 days before responding to their making this about her. Was the idiot who wrote that sentence born yesterday?

The American left is becoming some kind of childish version of Jersey Shore. No I'm not being redundant, it's the childish version. When I look at analysis from the likes of Andrew Sullivan and Howard Kurtz I'm beginning to feel like the Snookis of the world are more capable of processing its perils than people like those two.

Maybe Palin should've come up with something that would apparently be less assailable than "blood libel." I'm not sure what that something would be since these weiners find phrases like "nucyoolar," "vote Republican" and "In God We Trust" to be offensive.

Maybe she should've said "blood slander" so the media wouldn't have been able to do their sniping from behind the Jews' skirts.

It's a futile task anyway, because everything conservatives say is a "big f**king deal" to these people. That's because they don't understand why they can't just blame her for the actions of a man operating on vaporized sanity. The concept of personal responsibility is above their paygrade because they view all things conservative through hate tinted lenses.

It's the same reason they won't let her defend herself now, it would force them to see the real blame lies in the reflection of a mirror.

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