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What Darrell Issa Should Be Investigating...

The official list is out...

1. Impact of regulation on job creation …
2. Fannie/Freddie & the Foreclosure Crisis …
3. Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission and the failure to identify origins of the financial crisis …
4. Combating corruption in Afghanistan …
5. WikiLeaks …
6. FDA/Food & Drug Safety." .

From Politico (via Memeorandum)

I'm going to be honest, I'm a little disappointed. There were other "mysteries" I personally wanted solved first, such as:


Who is fatter: America's children, or Democrats when they lie.

The per capita usage of botox in the Pelosi household.

Whether or not Michelle Obama will systematically confiscate junk food from America's schools and why Michael Moore is listed on the Let's Move payroll as a "storage consultant."

Is Harry Reid's claim to being boxer code for he played a lot of Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots?

Are Barney Frank and Anthony Weiner related?

Do dogs ever wonder if Democrats go to heaven?

The emerging arms race between Joe Biden and Rahm Emanuel and their stockpiles of F-bombs.

When the media talks about the first dog, Bo Obama, should they be allowed to shorten his name to "BoOb?"

I know this will make the Birthers froth at the mouth...but maybe we should try to verify Biden's JD from Syracuse first.

Where does job growth fall on Obama's list of priorities? Somewhere between bogeys and rim shots?

Can the government save money by combining plexiglass basketball backboards with teleprompters?

Why has Janet Napolitano scheduled daily flights for herself since instituting the TSA enhanced patdown policy?

Could the deficit really be wiped out with the Albert Gore Global Warming Windfall Income Tax Act?

Has Nasa figured the physics of zero gravity prayer mats and prayer toward Mecca yet?


Yes, I am well aware that there is a reason I don't get to be in charge of stuff...