In a phone call to PETA a sobbing Biden is informed the Senate passage tax cut compromise isn't literally filled with "slaughtered innocent piggies."
Following lower court ruling on ObamaCare's unconstitutionality the liberal wing of SCOTUS asks with smirk veiled pouted lips, "what's next? The second amendment?"
Confusion stirring speech by Obama hailing the lower court strike down of ObamaCare revealed to be prank by teleprompters resentful they're not going to Hawaii this year.
While viewing data showing spiking support for ObamaCare the aides request that an ecstatic Obama not view the chart while doing a handstand.