Just askin'...Now that they get to fight they can and will get a say in other things, right?
Obama thanks Putin for thank you card sent after START ratification, adds he didn't know Russian for "thanks" was "dosvedanya".
Dems propose new Don't Ask Don't Tell policy that allows Congress to never find out what is in bills after voting for them.
Dems say they might agree to GOP demand to read the Constitution in next Congress if someone would explain to them what it is.
Attorneys issue CIA cease and desist order upon creation of the WikiLeaks Task Force citing ownership of "WTF" branding by Obama Administration.Add a comment
Potential GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee says Sarah Palin’s wrong and Michelle Obama’s right, at least when it comes to the first lady’s push to combat childhood obesity.
“With all due respect to my colleague and friend Sarah Palin, I think she's misunderstood what Michelle Obama is trying to do,” the former Arkansas governor said Tuesday on the “Curtis Sliwa Show.”.....
(said Huckabee) “Michelle Obama's not trying to tell people what to eat or not trying to force the government's desires on people,” Huckabee said. “She’s stating the obvious, that we do have an obesity problem in this country.”
Yeah, this is why anyone with the name Huckabee shouldn't be elected president.
Remember when "Just Say No" had the force of law behind it? The Obama family is not merely "stating" anything. They are "telling" people what to do about it. I would say that Huckabee would be smart enough to know the difference, but his name is Huckabee.
How is the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act NOT an imposition of "the government's desires on people?" It's now law! I think the flashy lights of his Fox News studio are making Mikey a little blind to what is really obvious.
I know this is an issue near and dear to his heart, but if personal baggage made good law then toilet seats would be narrower than the human head and 10 year-old bed-wetters will be eligible for a presidential medal of honor when I'm in charge of this joint.
How about this? If anyone can tell me which federal law Huckabee used to guide him in dropping his 100 pounds I'll back off the issue, and because I'm a nice guy I wont make beeping sounds while I do it.
All Palin is doing is playing a little gander to Michelle's goose by employing Obama's BFF Saul Alinsky's fifth rule:
"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage."
This kind of nonsense needs to be ridiculed until election day, when it can be defeated.Add a comment
This is kind of meant to be a companion piece to A Yuletide Target of Michelle Obama's War On Obesity?...
Biden is left despondent after realizing FCC Net Neutrality will do nothing to help his beloved L.A. Clippers.
Jon Stewart laments he could help preclude the 9-11 health bill by bestowing the healing power of laughter on first responders that are liberal.
Sen. Coburn says he would end opposition to 9-11 health compensation bill if it could be made deficit neural with "good intentions and pixie dust."Add a comment
Fears sparked Don't Ask Don't Tell repeal that Barney Frank will celebrate by "showing off his privates" ease with revelation he meant his harem of enlisted men.
Obama Administration says president rebounding from bad 2010 citing one poll that actually touts 75% approval among his immediate family .
Michelle Obama rejects warning of START treaty critics that it's passage is greater threat to national security than missiles carrying warheads made of ding dongs.Add a comment
"I want to say one thing about the budget that didn't get passed, the omnibus bill. You know, we talk a lot about – we just passed this huge tax cut in part because business said, you know, we have to plan, we have to know what kind of tax cuts we have. Well, these agencies, including the Defense Department, don't know how much money they've got and for what. And I was at – forgive the expression – a Christmas party at the Department of Justice and people actually were really worried about this," NPR's Totenberg said on PBS this weekend.
See the video at Real Clear Politics
Wait a second. Christmas is now an expression? Don't get me wrong, I'm kind of open to the idea because thinking of Christmas as the day the Son of God was born was...forgive the expression...heavier than growning gravitational pull threatening the objects that orbit Michael Moore.
While we're at it what other expressions should we forgive?
Barack Obama should be in a certain type of database for the way he – forgive the expression – molests those teleprompters.
Joe Biden could never be a teacher because he – forgive the expression – is sharper than a deflated soccer ball.
Before becoming a justice on the Supreme Court Elena Kagan should have – forgive the expression – gained some relevant experience on American Idol.
Michelle Obama is a very stylish and modern First – forgive the expression – Lady.
Harry Reid fought really hard for the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell because he is – forgive the expression – tired of only wearing the uniform for his Village People cover band.
The BP oil spill created a – forgive the expression – marine habitat for liberals.
Nancy Pelosi is not – forgive the expression – biodegradeable.
Rahm Emanuel wishes everyone – forgive the expression – a Merry F-ing C#*@$%mas.
NPR radio kind of – forgive the expression – makes my brain bleed out of my ears.
Luckily for Nina do you know who would forgive the expression of "Christmas Party?"......
Why the heck not?!? Even though it's not illegal actors can't smoke on screen anymore without someone having a fit. How could something like this not be next?
Hey! We could finally recognize Santa as a threat to national security! How progressive!Add a comment
Dems warn nation that unintended consequence of failed trillion dollar omnibus bill was line that would have prevent Helen Thomas from purchasing or using mistletoe.
After abrupt handover of press conferences to Bill and later Hillary Clinton, media calls Obama "comeback kid" upon hearing the former first couple shouting it.
Liberals support Reid in insistence Congress work through the holidays to hammer out liberal agenda since Christmas isn't when Obama was born anyway.Add a comment
In the spring of 2009, a Republican strategist settled on a brilliant and powerful attack line for President Barack Obama's ambitious plan to overhaul America's health insurance system. Frank Luntz, a consultant famous for his phraseology, urged GOP leaders to call it a "government takeover."
"Takeovers are like coups," Luntz wrote in a 28-page memo. "They both lead to dictators and a loss of freedom."
The line stuck. By the time the health care bill was headed toward passage in early 2010, Obama and congressional Democrats had sanded down their program, dropping the "public option" concept that was derided as too much government intrusion. The law passed in March, with new regulations, but no government-run plan....
By selecting "government takeover' as Lie of the Year, PolitiFact is not making a judgment on whether the health care law is good policy.
The phrase is simply not true.
Read the rest at PolitiFact.
Lie of the year? If there was a kid who failed kindergarten, and the school insisted that he be passed on to the next grade over the teachers protests that he never learned the basics, and therefore will be on the path to being illiterate as an adult, would that school say the teacher is telling the "lie of the year" because the child is not yet the grown-up idiot his teacher promises he'll be?
How do I know this isn't the lie of the year?
Well, I can start with Bawney up there...
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
...and I can end with the fact that mankind wasn't born yesterday.Add a comment
Just 23% of Likely U.S. Voters now say the country is heading in the right direction, according to a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey taken the week ending Sunday, December 12. Down three points from last week, it's the most pessimistic finding since January 2009.
Read the rest at Rassmussen Reports
I don't mean to be getting crazy with technical terms here, but who are these "looney tunes" who...
Are waiting with bated breath for directives from the government on what to eat so the good stuff can be reserved for them...
Want to be forced to use lightbulbs that look like they were designed by artists inspired by Helen Thomas...
Don't feel the only appropriate place to erect a statue memorializing Pelosi as the first female Speaker would be next to a pidgeon farm...
Think the government could eventually save money by mandating you cough when they grab your testicles by merging ObamaCare with the TSA...
Believe the economy is just ROCKIN' relative to not having one at all...
Are only frustrated when they wake up in the morning and they find the economy is barely treading water because the people aren't being taxed enough?
I can't believe this report doesn't start with "An astounding 23% of likely U.S. voters now say the country is heading in the right direction..." If this poll came out AFTER Harry Reid took back that monstrous omnibus bill I could begin to try understanding why this number is so high.
By the way where did the extra 10 points come from?
I think I got my answer on the 23% here.Add a comment
Bracing for Don't Ask Don't Tell repeal a new group, Gays for Armed-forces Remaining Straight Exclusive (Gays for ARSE), ask heterosexuals for advice on "legitimate" ways to say no to military recruiters.
Environmental groups announce new initiative to save trees by banning college diplomas after Washington DC area is found to contain the nation's most "educated."
Revelation from detained terrorists that Al Qaeda is planning attacks on Christmas triggers demand by the ACLU that the terrorist organization not steal their thunder.Add a comment
I try on most days to write "headlines" with a humorous or satirical twist that reflect what is going on that day. Here is a round-up of what are my personal favorite/best 30-ish headlines(in chronological order) that give a view of how 2010 went.
I know there is still some time in the year, so I may add to the list as we approach the end of the year.
Attorney For Underwear Bomber's Advises Against "Not Bomb Just Happy To See Allah's Virgins" Defense - January 11
Elizabeth Edwards Successfully Removes Tumor Without Surgery According To Her Divorce Lawyer - January 21
Critics Hail Obama's First State Of The Union As The Feel Good Comedy Event Of The 2010 Campaign Season - January 28
After Pick Of Colts To Win Super Bowl, Obama Laments That If Feces Were Like Gold He'd Be King Midas - February 8
Biden Hypes Obama Version Of Health Care Bill As So Simple Even A Child Will Be Able To Explain It To Him - March 2
When Asked Why It No Longer Covers The Iraq War The Mainstream Media Says Its All Bush's Fault - March 4
Passage Of ObamaCare Decides Wager Between Barney Frank And Obama On Who Can Blow The Democrat Majority Faster - March 22
Barney Frank Declares Love Of Dictators Until Aide Informs Him They’re Not Penis-Shaped French Fries - March 25
NYT Poll Finds 9 In 10 Tea Partiers Unhappy With Obama, 1 In 10 Want The Times To Stop Lying About Them - April 14
Obama Orders Biden To Stop Calling Environmentalists A Bunch Of Crazy "Earthers" - April 23
Obama Rescinds Giddy Approval To Pursue A Tax On Iran After Realizing His Generals Said "Attacks" - April 27
Following Times Square Bombing Attempt Napolitano Issues Statement Assuring "The Department Of DSH Is Not Incompetent" - May 3
News Media Befuddled By Poll Showing Conservatives Don't Hate The Oil-Flooded Gulf Coast Now That It Is Black - May 6
Obama Orders Halt To Cleaning Of Gulf Oil Slick, Declares Waters Protected For Liberal Baptisms - May 12
U.S Sailors Face Court Martial After Getting Drunk And Spending Taxpayer Money Like Sober Greeks - May 17
Biden Accused Pandering To Calderon After Referring To Global Warming As "El Mundo Muy Spicy" - May 21
Gores End 40 Year Marriage When Tipper Finds Out "El Nino" Is Al's Love Child With Mother Nature - June 1
Hillary Clinton issues statement announcing that for Halloween this year she is going to be "vindicated." - October 29
Poll finds 65% of voters would replace entire congress, 35% think they just need more bananas. - October 28
Florida voters punish family of Alan Grayson by sending him home. - November 3
Considering a run for minority leader Pelosi said to be angling for Speaker of the Louse - November 4
Having missed both Memorial Day and now Veterans Day military renames AWOL to stand for "Always With Obama Leaving" - November 11
House fails to strip NPR's funding to the relief of its staff and listener. - November 18
Pelosi announces she will now fly commercial to the dismay of TSA screeners and broom makers alike. - November 23
North Korea blasts American media for Palin's "allies" gaffe, points out they've been under the same impression since Democrats took power. - November 26
WikiLeaks data dump helps make smooth transition from Obama being Thanksgiving's biggest turkey to Christmas's most cooked goose. - November 29
As unemployment rose to 9.8% GOP interrupts Dem high-fives to remind them the goal isn't to hit a "perfect 10." - December 3
Anger at Obama over tax cuts has Democrats feeling more sold out than their Civil War slave trade. - December 7
Julian Assange channels Bill Clinton with rape accusers, confessing to having sex, but he never impaled. - December 7
Shock poll finds majority favor repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell thinking it's the official TSA policy for screening Muslims - December 8
Prospect of Don't Ask Don't Tell repeal going down in senate delights the "Gays For Reinstating The Draft" PAC - December 9
Revelation From Detained Terrorists That Al Qaeda Is Planning Attacks On Christmas Triggers Demand By The ACLU That The Terrorist Organization Not Steal Their Thunder. - December 16
Liberals Support Reid In Insistence Congress Work Through The Holidays To Hammer Out Liberal Agenda Since Christmas Isn't When Obama Was Born Anyway. - December 17
Michelle Obama Rejects Warning Of START Treaty Critics That It's Passage Is Greater Threat To National Security Than Missiles Carrying Warheads Made Of Ding Dongs. - December 20Add a comment
As we all know...the Dems are feasting one last time on your money before they get shoved out of power in the house. Here's an exclusive look into the last supper courtesy of I Hope Barack Fails.
Check out the details of what's in this delectable spread here.Add a comment
Biden criticized for hailing stuxnet virus said to delay Iran's nuclear program by 2 years a victory for Obama because "it's now be someone else's problem."
Shock poll finding 13% approval of Congress accused of being skewed in favor of legislators by only polling members of their families.
Mark Zuckerberg named Time's Person of the Year over Julian Assange after WikiLeaks reject idea of broadcasting leaked cables with a "like" button.Add a comment
This is actually worse than Liam Neeson's ridiculous take on his role in the Chronicles of Narnia.
I'm not going to get into what a buffoon Matthews is, I'll let Neil Cavuto do it for me.
I've been writing/blogging and engaged in political activities off and on for about 7 years now. Part of the job is to know and understand what the other side thinks. I've had a gut feeling about the left, which has grown ever stronger since starting The Looking Spoon, that their thinking is so much more than a different point of view about the world. It is, at least to me, actually characteristically unintellectual at its core in the nicest sense, and flat out dishonest in its worst sense.
This problem is compounded by the fact that for decades the left has asserted itself as the smartest people in the room, and those who constantly trumpet their own "virtue" are found, by some sort of cosmic law, to almost always be farthest from the truth on the matter.
Either Richard Wolffe is a liar who is trying to make Sarah Palin look stupid by boiling C.S. Lewis down to a mere author of childrens' books, or his profound ignorance of Lewis's work is something that makes him supremely qualified to be a commentator on MSNBC.
Whichever it may be, what he said was especially offensive to me because "Mere Christianity" was gifted to me 5 years ago, as an ADULT, and reading it saved my Life.
I'm sorry if it's not as intellectually stimulating as chanting "yes we can" for his own messiah, but Lewis's writings have brought more people to God, and has done so more effectively, than Obama could've ever brought any voter in 2008 to actually know him.
This of course assumes Obama WANTED voters to know him in the first place. Blind people are more informed about color than a Democrat with a ballot can ever be about voting.
To hear a fool like Wolffe deride Lewis's brilliance as something to be reserved for kids only is beyond ridiculous, and all it does is further cement in my mind that "progressive thinkers" are allergic to anything that resembles real intelligent thought.Add a comment