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Obama Thinks The (GOP) Empire Strikes Back?

For rebuttal, this calls for me to bring back a piece from last month...because it bears repeating...

Obama Terrorist Sponge

(To see the little stuff you can view the full res version by clicking the image)

Love the scratchy voice Barack, seriously. It reminds me of the Scooby Doo show...Shaggy sounded the same way when he was really scared.

Obama Shaggy zoinks

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The Progressive Anti-10 Commandments

You Cannot! from Right Change.

The Ten Cannots (via Wikipedia)

  1. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
  2. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
  3. You cannot help little men by tearing down big men.
  4. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
  5. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
  6. You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money.
  7. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
  8. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn.
  9. You cannot build character and courage by destroying men’s initiative and independence.
  10. And you cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they can and should do for themselves.

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Liberals Don't Know Why The Tea Party Would Celebrate Like It's 1773

Sarah Palin wisely warned Tea Party activists to keep working hard right up until Election Day — and not to “party like it’s 1773″ yet.

Intellectually superior leftists from Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas to PBS “moderator”/Obama cheerleader Gwen Ifill took to Twitter to snicker about Palin’s historical illiteracy.

But it’s the Palin-bashers who humiliated themselves, via Cuffy Meigs.

From Michelle Malkin (via Memeorandum)

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I think these morons party like its 1973...thats why they think like their brains have VD.

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Could Obama Even Count To Quadrillion?

New deal I'm going to try out...editorial comments by me will be embedded into news articles in yellow. Starting with this article from the LA Times...

Sarah Palin, that reputed Republican rebel who's supposed to be at odds with the national party When the hell did this happen? Is this what liberals' Ouija boards them?, swung through California this past weekend to rouse Republicans at a Republican National Committee rally in Anaheim...

...(at the rally) Palin said, please, nobody should tell the Democratic president what number comes after a trillion. (It's quadrillion.) Oooh goody the LA Times can use Google Obama will bring Air Force One back to California later this month to help incumbent Sen. Barbara Boxer  so she doesn't have to go back to being called "Ma'am" in her effort to avoid all things feminine except being registered Democrat against Republican Carly Fiorina -- and drop into Nevada again to do the same for embattled Harry Reid vs the GOP's Sharron Angle because nothing says re-elect like an endorsement from dope and derange.

Read the entire column from the LA Times here

Maybe they're trying teach whats left of their readers to count

This shows the clear bias the LA Times has FOR the president. She specifically asked that nobody tell him and they did it anyway.

I don't know, maybe they were just trying to brag that they know because thats about how many times the media tries to make us choke down the liberal line a day.

Part of me thinks its as if they were suggesting SHE didn't know. What if she doesn't know? What would that mean?

Basically President (Republican name here) can't count to quadrillion, so they won't spend that much.


Obama Biden quadrillion

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What Are Parents Thanking Obama For?

Unfunded Liability

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The Looking Spoon's You Might Be Conservative If...

I've also done lists of ways you might be liberal Check out volume 1 <---- here and volume 2<----here

I have to admit, some of these are a bit salty, but I never set out to make this site for kids...

If it feels like going from GOP to Democrat rule is like going from tax cuts to tax sluts...

If you think the Democrats changed their logo to a "D" so Biden knows who to root for while watching TV on election night...

If you thought handout was just a move from the hokey pokey until the Dems took over...

If you think taxes, regulation, and an Uncle Sam blowup doll are all you need to make a Democrat snuff film...

If you think Nancy Pelosi is kinda hot for a bride of Frankenstein...

If you think Harry Reid modifies his voice to sound more masculine than he is...

If you suspect monkeys have a saying that goes something like "that's so easy Robert Gibbs could do it"...

If Meghan McCain only makes you feel horny because she is such a RINO...

If you suspect that Alan Grayson's last name is short for Graysonovabitch...

If you think watching MSNBC constitutes charitable giving that should be tax deductible...

If you'd call a gathering of Dems for an Obama bill signing an "Uncle Sam gang bang"...

If you thought food stamps was postage made out of food...

If you know a lot about creating jobs and nothing about giving them...

If you hear Nancy Pelosi say on a summer day "I'm melting" and you're hoping someone finally threw a bucket of water on her...

If you think tax day is only in April so the IRS can do spring cleaning on your bank account....

If you'd bet global warming would feel a lot more real if Al Gore would just fire up the heaters in all his mansions to full blast for a few minutes...

You might be conservative!

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Bursting Obama's Bubble

Bursting Obama's Bubble

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Democrats Don't Know How To Count

In 2000 the senate was split 50-50, leading to an arrangement that would have the GOP "sharing power" with the Democrats, not unlike sharing a prime rib dinner with a grizzly bear...

In 2001 newly re-elected Vermont Republican Jim Jeffords's testicles crawled back up inside him because the air in Vermont is really cold and Al Gore hadn't made global warming hip and trendy yet so he couldn't lie to himself about how warm he was. Since he no longer had a pair he had to become an independent, and this gave control of the Senate to the Democrats...

In 2002 the GOP took back control of the Senate and gains were made in the House because voters figured out that if someone wants to go to war with America then Americans should probably be in charge of the country...

In 2006 voters were given the choice between Democrats and a bunch of wieners dressed like Democrats, and they chose the Democrats.

History? What the hell was everything before it?

And as they say...the rest is history.......who came up with that saying? It sounds like something Biden would invent

My calculations show that the Republican Party, during the Bush presidency, was in total control of the government for about 4 years.

Why does this matter? Maybe I'm crazy, but I think an important tool in "fixing" the economy should be a basic understanding of math...

The fact is that this White House and the Democrats in Congress have been focusing on jobs. To focus on jobs, you have to fix the economy first, which the Democrats did. And as important, Democrats have tried to focus on those who have been hurt from eight years of neglect. What does that mean?

It means 16 different tax breaks and supports for small business owners, who were neglected by the Republicans for eight years.

It means making student loans more affordable by cutting middleman subsidies, which had been growing for eight years.

It means passing a patient's bill of rights to control insurance costs, which have been growing for eight years.

It means investing in solar and electric cars and alternative energy, which has been neglected for eight years.

Then, it means curtailing deceptive banking practices, which have been getting worse and screwing consumers for eight years.

And it means providing tax breaks for middle-class Americans, who have been squeezed for eight years.

If you like reading Democrat diatribes that make your nose bleed you can read the rest of Hilary Rosen's Obama is fixing GOP's economic mess<---here

Nevermind the "Duh"NC talking points that don't actually say anything real, much less prove any point. This illustrates the perpetual droning that all Dems want to say "we got screwed for 8 years by the GOP" when they were in control of Congress for almost half of it.

No wonder the economy continues to tank under their leadership, how can these morons count money when they can't even count years?

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Remembering Obama's Good Old Days...

Obama's good old days
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Liberalism's Fake Identity Crisis

Ezra Klein from the Washington Post recently wrote a column about the irrelevance of liberalism's lack of a brand...

There is perhaps no surer signal that Democrats are about to suffer a terrific defeat than to see liberals begin discussing how to define, redefine, or otherwise burnish their "brand." So far as I'm concerned, this falls firmly in the "doesn't matter" category of American politics. In 2004, all liberals could talk about was the power of the conservative brand, and George Lakoff became an icon because of it. In 2006 and 2008, better branding didn't save Republicans from being devastated in the polls, leading Democrats to the first 60-vote Senate majority since the 1970s. So much for brands....

Read the entire column here<--- (via Memeorandum)

Why am I blogging about this? Klein's analysis, like so many other liberal columns, is so irritatingly shallow a shot glass could be mistaken for the Pacific Ocean. Since he is a liberal himself I can't blame him for trying rationalize why the liberal brand is "doesn't matter," but his analysis must have come from an essay written by a 5th grader.

Klein concludes that while the country has always considered itself to be more conservative, especially in polling data, the lurching to the left that has taken place since the 30's by the liberal politicians we elect somehow put truth to the lie that we actually like liberalism and just don't know it because conservatives better brand themselves.

First off, the points of reference he uses point to the liberalism of yesteryear, especially at the end when he goes all the way back to 1936, BEFORE the Democratic Party left Ronald Reagan. If the Democrats of that time were to hear just 5 minutes of Obama, or any modern day liberal, giving a speech on anything they would be left bemused and wondering where they came from and why their accents sound so American.

Second, people are willing to apply the conservative label to themselves because they know the brand is something American, it's that specific. They don't gag when they see our flag, they support our troops WHEN they're fighting, and they believe Biden makes them feel like they can be VP too. They feel its something they can believe in, like their parents before them.

Lastly, liberals do have an identity, they just never have the guts to tell us about it because they know we would never dream of voting for them if we actually knew what they we were getting. That's why the number of people who would re-elect Obama currently hovers in the 30's, we're not interested in becoming repeat customers of the Enron of presidents.

I mean, really, who wants advice from a damn chicken?

By the way, liberalism only prevails at the polls when conservatism gets afflicted with the political version of mad cow disease. In the real world when cows get sick chicken farmers hit the jackpot. Its the same for liberals, everyone prefers a good burger, but we'll settle for chicken until the cows clean up their act....or until people get tired of the chickens spending all of our money, and offering themselves up for dinner to the countries that don't eat pork and beef, and telling us we're too dumb to cross the road without their help.

Be honest, does anyone have a solid idea of what Democrats actually campaigned FOR in 2006 and 2008.......other than being chickens who are impervious to mad cow disease?

Voters only elect Democrats when conservatives forget they're supposed to be accountable to them. That's when liberals get to skate by without having to talk about all the things that make them lay their rotten eggs...raising taxes, picking activist judges to undermine the constitution, and playing catcher (I'm not talking baseball) for the rest of the world, especially for the nations that hate us.

They could at least fish you-know-who's botox needles out of the toilet.

Do you get it? The entire left wing of the American political spectrum is just one big honkin' ball of opportunistic deceit that doesn't let crises go to waste. We get fooled into handing them the keys to the castle, they trash it like the rock stars they think they are, and then when they finally get tossed out the newly elected conservatives, for whatever reason, do little to nothing to reverse the damage.

Then we get towering pillars of intellect like Ezra Klein, concluding that the country actually loves the crap sandwich that they told us was fillet mignon.

Klein should have waited a month to write the column. The election would've shown him that he needed to conserve his energy so he could write about something that would make him sound a little more intelligent. He could start with "why liberalism is rejected when voters become aware of it."

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