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Caption Fun: The Liberals of Oz

Roll over the characters to see their lines (every character has a line except Dorothy in act 2, so if you don't see it right away be patient, its just loading).

I guess the order doesn't really matter, but I set it up so the proper way to go is from left to right (coincidence?).

Act 1

Sun Venus

Act 2

Sun Venus Venus

Act 3

Sun Venus

And because the liberals didn't want what the wizard had to offer we all lived CRAPILY EVER AFTER.

The end

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Unemployment 'Insurance' Should Include Paying Congress to Fire Itself

The following rant has been brought to you by the letters F, U, B, H, O.

Do we need a constitutional amendment to require Congress to start each session with an episode of Sesame Street so they'll never forget how to count?

First off, I can't tell anymore what is news and what is editorial, but it looks like Reuters is paying some screwloose named Alister Bull to write blog posts and packaging it as news.

If you're interested in yet another example of how conservatives have been "deluded" into thinking mainstream media reporters have devolved into nothing more than propaganda monkeys then check out Obama casts Republicans as party of the rich.

If you're out of barf bags (mine have pictures of Nancy Pelosi on them, I don't call it barfing I call it "giving her brains"...but I digress) and don't want to wait until you get some more here are the main points of the "article."

1. Republicans are the party of the rich.

2. Republicans are blocking the giving of more money to the jobless using that tired excuse that there literally isn't any.

3. Alister's last name has to actually be Crap, because its just too obvious that Bull is the middle one.

"Too often, the Republican leadership in the United States Senate chooses to filibuster our recovery and obstruct our progress.....after years of championing policies that turned a record surplus into a massive deficit, including a tax cut for the wealthiest Americans, they've finally decided to make their stand on the backs of the unemployed," (Obama) said.
Nationalized malaise... Monica Lewinsky

Remember when invoking class warfare was a rhetorical tool in the liberal utility belt, and not a signal of desperation? I never thought I'd long for the days when Democrat desperation wasn't so dangerous...

Seriously though, is cowardice now a programmed part of Democrat DNA?

Let me rephrase that...When did cowardice become part of Democrat DNA? Wait, let me rephrase that again...

Is the concept of evolution being pushed on the world by the left meant to hide the fact they're genetically flawed?

They'll say anything but the truth and do anything but the RIGHT thing when they're hiding behind other peoples' money. There isn't a single valid argument to be made for why the Democrats should take what money Americans have left so they can extend "benefits" (like not having to look for work) for people who already don't have to work for almost 2 whole years already, much less while the budget is over a trillion in the red!

I sympathize with the jobless, in this recession I spent about a year in employment limbo myself. I don't think anyone disagrees with the idea of helping those who need it. However at some point we should all feel civic responsibility for being accountable to our public debt! Why are "progressives" or liberals...or how about this, these "human Deepwater Horizons," so adamant about doing this stuff still?

It's unsustainable! Do you know how I know this to be true?!? Because this crap wouldn't even fly in Monopoly! I don't remember the rule where you can stop bankruptcy by calling the banker of being Republican.

I need to stop ranting...because now I'm just babbling a bunch of greedy happy talk...right?

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Barney Frank in Wonderland

Rumor has it that before Helena Bohnam Carter was cast in the latest Alice In Wonderland movie Tim Burton wanted the film to have a more political undertone...

Barney Frank in Wonderland

I didn't start said rumor...and by "didn't" I mean "maybe."

Click to see a larger version, if you're brave enough...

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Obama Tries To Teach Kids Gun Control

I received this joke in my email and I just laughed my butt off...

Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in West Virginia, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud West Virginia drawl, pierced the quiet and said: 'Well, dumbass, stop clapping!'

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An Obama Haiku Sandwich

The best metaphor
For Barack's presidency?
What rhymes with orange?

Europe Warns Obama:
This Relationship Is Not Working

Where are the paddles?
Why is this creek flowing shit?
Barack overboard!

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President Obama's Daily Devotional?

A more pressing security concern? Obama being president

Since becoming president there has been the ongoing question of why President Obama doesn't have time for church, when asked about it he says sites the problem of encountering security issues everywhere he goes.

Look, I don't make it to church every week (I should), so I can cut him some slack, but can we come up with a better excuse already? Security concerns, really? This is coming from the guy who flies Air Force One around the world like he's taking a trip to Starbucks.

Anyway, I'm starting to think maybe all he makes time for is the church of Chuck Schultz.

And now, for a reading from the gospel according to Sally:

Peanuts Cartoon devotional for Obama

Now I get it...its Bush's fault!

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Demotivational Poster About Michelle Obama's Oil Spill Visit

Michelle Obama and Mel Gibson disasters

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When Will The NAACP Denounce Actual Racism?

"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs—partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs…There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don’t want the patient to get well, because as long as the disease holds out they have not only and easy means of making a living, but also an easy medium through which to make themselves prominent before the public.”

Booker T. Washington

So the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People votes that the Tea Party is racist a day after the first black woman to be First Lady in the country's history speaks on increasing intensity against apparent continued racial inequality. Isn't that like the pot calling no no...I don't hate a sufficient amount of cracka iotas to be allowed to go there....

It really sucks that conservatives are so intellectually inferior compared to liberals that we are the only ones that see the irony of Michelle Obama telling the NAACP that black people still have a tough road to hoe in America as if her husband's name is Jim Crowe.

Honestly, I don't care to be lectured by someone who only became a fan of America after she realized she could be its first lady. This is America, Michelle, not the 2005 Chicago White Sox no fairweather fans allowed.

To be fair to the NAACP they do say they are not condemning the entire Tea Party, just its racist fringe...

"We don't have a problem with the tea party's existence. We have an issue with their acceptance and welcoming of white supremacists into their organizations."

NAACP President Ben Jealous

If only the Tea Party were considerate enough to be more like the Black Panthers, it would save the NAACP the trouble of having to make any distinction in the first place.

The Department of Just Us

How about we get a resolution denouncing the racist elements of the Obama Administration, known as...the Obama Administration. Or is the next phase of "Advancing" colored people actually having a Department of "Justice" that drops charges of already convicted Black Panthers who obstruct the electoral process and publicly advocate the murder of white people and their babies?

This is madness! How are the Obama's not embarrassed by any of this? I know the media protects them, but I'm pretty sure even Paris Hilton has more self-respect.

I don't know...Maybe I'm being too harsh, in fact, I know I am. I'm sure Michelle Obama left the NAACP and went to visit the oil spill in the gulf and brought her class and dignity with her there, finally.... shirt Michelle........ What did you do? Ask your fashion czar what goes best with oil spill?

Man oh man, is it 2013 yet?

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Obama Picks on King Samir Shabazz

Ok its not what you probably thought by the post's title....

Obama picks Shabazz's Nose

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Pelosi's Unemployment 'Stimulus' Gaffe In It's Proper Context

This is a fantastic cartoon from Right Change. Check out their website here. What I love most about this is its all in her own words! By the looks of their site these guys came to play, so check them out!

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