Since becoming president there has been the ongoing question of why President Obama doesn't have time for church, when asked about it he says sites the problem of encountering security issues everywhere he goes.
Look, I don't make it to church every week (I should), so I can cut him some slack, but can we come up with a better excuse already? Security concerns, really? This is coming from the guy who flies Air Force One around the world like he's taking a trip to Starbucks.
Anyway, I'm starting to think maybe all he makes time for is the church of Chuck Schultz.
And now, for a reading from the gospel according to Sally:
Now I get it...its Bush's fault!