Obama skipped the Boy Scout Jamboree celebrating their 100 years in existence so he could be on The View.
Boy Scout spokesman Deron Smith graciously excused the abscence, rightly pointing out how, "it just depends on his schedule..."
What would that schedule look like anyway? Hmm.....
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The Alliance Defense Fund is what the ACLU would be if it would just lay off the smack long enough to realize its a soul-sold whore protecting some of the most evil behavior humanity is capable of.
Its not often I get in the role of advocacy, because that's not necessarily the purpose of this blog, but this is a good organization that is literally doing God's work in protecting the "freedom of religion" part of the first amendment.
I recently spotted an article involving them on at Fox News titled Lawsuit Claims College Ordered Student to Alter Religious Views on Homosexuality, Or Be Dismissed. This piqued my curiosity as to what country this fascist nonsense was happening in.
Georgia.....hmmm.....the one that borders Russia....right?
Oh holy hell they mean our Georgia! As should be imagined, a lawsuit is in progress and the ADF is on the case.
Yeah I already read the story so I shouldn't feign shock, but like a Democrat proposing a new government program to solve some problem, every time I click the link I like to think "maybe this time would be different."
I love how Augusta State faculty deems that Keeton needs "remediation." Maybe they're embarrassed that Keeton has made it all the way through the public education gauntlet to grad school while maintaining her faith.
Maybe the faculty of Augusta State University should go through American Remediation and be exposed to the secret documents that frame our laws and value system...like the Constitution.
I have to be honest, I'm not surprised that we've been moving toward this Brave New Anti-Christian world, but it is kind of a shock to see the machine that fulfills Orwell's prophecies working so brazenly in a state like Georgia. I guess that unlike illegal immigration in Arizona it looks like re-education camps know no borders.
Point, Augusta State...I have no doubt these Orwellian-college-think-monkeys who want to expel students, who are not actually failing out of school, for having the audacity to be Christian (aka the REAL audacity of hope) would know exactly what it means to have an "improper professional disposition."
I will grant the university this, we don't know from the article what Keeton has written that has given them cause for concern. However, all of this is taking place at a public institution, and her first amendment right to both speech and religion are protected. Should she graduate and start a career as a counselor her record at that point should speak for itself and not have to endure preemptive strikes launched against it by a bunch of book jockey's that don't live in the real world.
The "Remove" page actually has some surprisingly intelligent reasons for why the university is right, click here for a screen shot featuring one of them (WARNING: don't click if you don't like profanity.)
As of this writing I don't know if that eloquently worded gem of persuasion is still posted there, but I don't care to keep checking either.
If you can, please support the Alliance Defense Fund. They are the first, last, and more often than not, only line of defense against the secular and anti-christian madness that has been gradually strengthening it's grip on the country. I have donated money to them and you can donate here.Add a comment
It's not news that many Hollywood elites like Oliver Stone are apologists for, if not downright friendly to leftist dictators, and are more than likely commies themselves.
Now Oliver Stone latest
documentary intellectual snuff film "Secret History of America" seeks to put guys like Hitler and Stalin "in context." (according to this Newsbusters post)
If you want to place bets on how many days will pass before I will buckle down and watch that fine piece of cinema, I would take the over on that.....WAY OVER. Even then you still might lose, because I don't how your bookie would be able to gauge the over on eternity.
The only movie I remember seeing of his was World Trade Center, and that's because watching it didn't propel me into some leftist twilight zone. At this point, however, I think there is only one other Oliver Stone movie I would ever plunk down stimulus money for the rest of my time in this life....
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Check out its companion post Top 10 Things You MIGHT Hear In An Obama Cabinet Meeting
10. That's a great idea! But I'm afraid it might be unconstitutional. ;-(
9. I don't know...even Rahm admits there's something about Glenn Beck that makes him dead sexy.
8. That's ok, I can conduct the meeting without the teleprompters.
7. Next item on the agenda to address is...Country music, not patriotic enough?
6. Oh look, news reporters....yay....
5. Look at all these crises! (Sigh) vacation canceled...
4. Golf can wait, so tell me more about this...what do you call it? Oh yes yes, the "budget deficit."
3. 2-4-6-8 We will never race bait!
2. Sorry I'm late, I was reading the Arizona Immigration law.
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Check out the companion post Top 10 Things You MIGHT NOT Hear In An Obama Cabinet Meeting
10. Since they have the agenda we can't start until the
teleprompters get here.
9. Sorry Joe, a big air conditioner wont stop global warming...
8. Thank you Ms. Sherrod for joining us on "bring your gaffe to work day."
7. Lets make this quick, the czars are throwing me a pizza party
in 10 minutes.
6. Um, Mr. President, you called Hillary "senator" again
5. Can't we just use the stimulus money to buy an approval rating?
4. And then I told Hillary, "yeah it was in the Oval Office, but at least we're married."
3. 2-4-6-8 America depreciate!
2. Can I be vice president today daddy?
1. Alright guys, who hacked my phone to make my text messages
Here is another joke I received in an email. Get used to me sharing them, and send me yours!
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
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I was planning on writing up something about the debacle with the White House's handling of Shirley Sherrod...but then a more concise and graphic way to do it popped in my head...
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I think liberals should have a Groundhog Day type of event where they cram a bunch of garbage down a voter's throat (they need something tangible to represent their philosophy) and if the voter doesn't puke until they die they get 4 more years of power.
That said, there is a new Quinnipiac poll out that paints yet another grim picture for the Democrats, where they would lose again in a generic ballot against Republicans.
While this is good news, the thing that irritates me about the reporting of these polls is that they continue to be interpreted, with a acumen of a tax-raising liberal in a recession, as "anti-incumbent sentiment."
This implies there isn't a rational reason to explain why the Democrat's numbers stink worse than poop that fell into a pile of ObamaCare. As if they're not doing anything at all (like
hypothetically speaking defy the will of the public AND OPENLY ADMIT TO IT) to deserve the voter wrath that's marching toward November.
We all know that's ridiculous. This party under Obama's leadership has made so many gaffes you'd think they invented the concept.
I could go ahead and list the examples, but if you don't already know them then this post is probably above your pay-grade anyway....
All of this reminds me of a cartoon I drew many years ago (and is very different from the artwork I do now) that has nothing to do with politics but speaks perfectly to this issue. Basically, the problem Democrats and media have with interpreting the poll numbers goes something like this...
The poll also found that at the moment voters, by a three point margin, would pick ANY REPUBLICAN over Obama in 2012. In other words, every Republican in the country has a viable shot at being president if they were on the ballot against Obama today.
Your dog, if it's registered Republican
and has a verifiable United States birth certificate, could be elected president over Obama .
Even Lindsey Graham could be elected president against Obama! All he'd have to do is become a Republican!
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Roll over the characters to see their lines (every character has a line except Dorothy in act 2, so if you don't see it right away be patient, its just loading).
I guess the order doesn't really matter, but I set it up so the proper way to go is from left to right (coincidence?).
And because the liberals didn't want what the wizard had to offer we all lived CRAPILY EVER AFTER.
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Do we need a constitutional amendment to require Congress to start each session with an episode of Sesame Street so they'll never forget how to count?
First off, I can't tell anymore what is news and what is editorial, but it looks like Reuters is paying some screwloose named Alister Bull to write blog posts and packaging it as news.
If you're interested in yet another example of how conservatives have been "deluded" into thinking mainstream media reporters have devolved into nothing more than propaganda monkeys then check out Obama casts Republicans as party of the rich.
If you're out of barf bags (mine have pictures of Nancy Pelosi on them, I don't call it barfing I call it "giving her brains"...but I digress) and don't want to wait until you get some more here are the main points of the "article."
1. Republicans are the party of the rich.
2. Republicans are blocking the giving of more money to the jobless using that tired excuse that there literally isn't any.
3. Alister's last name has to actually be Crap, because its just too obvious that Bull is the middle one.
Remember when invoking class warfare was a rhetorical tool in the liberal utility belt, and not a signal of desperation? I never thought I'd long for the days when Democrat desperation wasn't so dangerous...
Seriously though, is cowardice now a programmed part of Democrat DNA?
Let me rephrase that...When did cowardice become part of Democrat DNA? Wait, let me rephrase that again...
Is the concept of evolution being pushed on the world by the left meant to hide the fact they're genetically flawed?
They'll say anything but the truth and do anything but the RIGHT thing when they're hiding behind other peoples' money. There isn't a single valid argument to be made for why the Democrats should take what money Americans have left so they can extend "benefits" (like not having to look for work) for people who already don't have to work for almost 2 whole years already, much less while the budget is over a trillion in the red!
I sympathize with the jobless, in this recession I spent about a year in employment limbo myself. I don't think anyone disagrees with the idea of helping those who need it. However at some point we should all feel civic responsibility for being accountable to our public debt! Why are "progressives" or liberals...or how about this, these "human Deepwater Horizons," so adamant about doing this stuff still?
It's unsustainable! Do you know how I know this to be true?!? Because this crap wouldn't even fly in Monopoly! I don't remember the rule where you can stop bankruptcy by calling the banker of being Republican.
I need to stop ranting...because now I'm just babbling a bunch of greedy happy talk...right?
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Rumor has it that before Helena Bohnam Carter was cast in the latest Alice In Wonderland movie Tim Burton wanted the film to have a more political undertone...
I didn't start said rumor...and by "didn't" I mean "maybe."
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I received this joke in my email and I just laughed my butt off...
Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in West Virginia, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'
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The best metaphor
For Barack's presidency?
What rhymes with orange?
Where are the paddles?
Why is this creek flowing shit?
Since becoming president there has been the ongoing question of why President Obama doesn't have time for church, when asked about it he says sites the problem of encountering security issues everywhere he goes.
Look, I don't make it to church every week (I should), so I can cut him some slack, but can we come up with a better excuse already? Security concerns, really? This is coming from the guy who flies Air Force One around the world like he's taking a trip to Starbucks.
Anyway, I'm starting to think maybe all he makes time for is the church of Chuck Schultz.
And now, for a reading from the gospel according to Sally:
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So the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People votes that the Tea Party is racist a day after the first black woman to be First Lady in the country's history speaks on increasing intensity against apparent continued racial inequality. Isn't that like the pot calling the...no no no...I don't hate a sufficient amount of cracka iotas to be allowed to go there....
It really sucks that conservatives are so intellectually inferior compared to liberals that we are the only ones that see the irony of Michelle Obama telling the NAACP that black people still have a tough road to hoe in America as if her husband's name is Jim Crowe.
Honestly, I don't care to be lectured by someone who only became a fan of America after she realized she could be its first lady. This is America, Michelle, not the 2005 Chicago White Sox no fairweather fans allowed.
To be fair to the NAACP they do say they are not condemning the entire Tea Party, just its racist fringe...
If only the Tea Party were considerate enough to be more like the Black Panthers, it would save the NAACP the trouble of having to make any distinction in the first place.
How about we get a resolution denouncing the racist elements of the Obama Administration, known as...the Obama Administration. Or is the next phase of "Advancing" colored people actually having a Department of "Justice" that drops charges of already convicted Black Panthers who obstruct the electoral process and publicly advocate the murder of white people and their babies?
This is madness! How are the Obama's not embarrassed by any of this? I know the media protects them, but I'm pretty sure even Paris Hilton has more self-respect.
I don't know...Maybe I'm being too harsh, in fact, I know I am. I'm sure Michelle Obama left the NAACP and went to visit the oil spill in the gulf and brought her class and dignity with her there, finally....
.........um........Nice shirt Michelle........ What did you do? Ask your fashion czar what goes best with oil spill?
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This is a fantastic cartoon from Right Change. Check out their website here. What I love most about this is its all in her own words! By the looks of their site these guys came to play, so check them out!