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Asses Barry Kicked

A fun trend on Twitter called #AssesBarryKicked has been making the rounds, here's a partial and evolving list (a mix of humor and serious):

My List

Hope
American Medicine
The Dem Majority
Media whores
Clean oceans
Golf tees
Capitalism
Government Motors
Presidential decorum
Glistening presidential pecs
Respect for Supreme Court
National Security
Accepting fault (Bush's fault)
His daughters at Stratego
America's backbone
Martha Coakley’s Senate Campaign
Staying classy
Jihad (the word, not the ideology)
Tax cuts
Leadership
The Olympics in Chicago
Memorized speeches
The dollar
Jimmy Carter's legacy



My favorites from Twitter:

NASA
The salute
37 bowling pins
“The fools who voted for him”
Employment
Marine “Corpse” men
Mom Jeans
The idea that experience doesn't matter
Israel
Jon Corzine's gubernatorial campaign
Democrats on November 2, 2010
America's 57 States

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NOW Obama Wants to Kick Ass?

Is this President Obama when he's angry? Seriously?


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Once again he breaks the boundaries of presidential decorum. This guy isn't the president of a college fraternity. He is one of only 43 people in the history of a nation of hundreds of millions who have had the honor and privilege to hold one of the greatest positions of power in the history of mankind.....and he's looking for an "ass to kick?"

Yeah, Matt Lauer prodded him, but THATS MATT LAUER. He is the PRESIDENT. Shouldn't someone be the adult here? Whats worse is Lauer said "kick butt," Obama turned it into "ass." It was totally gratuitous for him to do that.

I'm starting to miss TOTUS

If he wants to talk like that behind his beloved closed doors then by all means go for it, but knock it off with the foul language on national television. Children look up to you and I'm sure their parents don't want to compete with your mouth.

Can you imagine if either President Bush or Ronald Reagan talked like that? ME NEITHER! It wouldn't happen! It didn't happen!

Thats how the DNC moves their agenda forward

For crying out loud Reagan couldn't bring himself to take off his jacket when he was in the Oval Office, meanwhile Democrats get oral sex, drop f-bombs on hot mics, and say "ass" on national television like its on their presidential bucket list.

If Obama thinks he was on this from the beginning then he should hand that memo to Bobby Jindal and David Vitter, who demanded dredging and sand berms for WEEKS before they got permits Obama could've had issued in an instant. Instead, they come after oil hits that states coast.

The reaction to this has been a joke, literally, because when this all broke Obama was playing around with the Jonas Brothers at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

NOW Obama wants to KICK ASS?!? He can't have it, he's not a fit for that part, but I have another role in mind for him...


Obama Jack Ass


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Holy Smokes! Did You Know Our National Anthem Has More Than One Verse?

I had a vigorous internal debate about posting this video, because I don't want liberals to see it and launch a lawsuit to strike the Star Spangled Banner Down as unconstitutional.

I actually did know, but I have to admit I wouldn't be able to begin telling it to you. Thanks public education!



And who said we're not a Christian nation?

"One of the great strengths of the United States is … we have a very large Christian population -- we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation. We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values."

- President Obama, April 6, 2009

Oh, uhhhhh, ok.....Pardon me for getting in the way of Captain Ambiguous.

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Obama Endorses Identity Theft Protection?

President Obama celebrated the 66th Anniversary of D-Day by ignoring it and going to the Ford Theatre, the theatre where Abraham Lincoln was assissinated.

The whole event was being taped to be aired for some July 4th special, so a lot of VIP's were there, including a Lincoln impersonator who got to meet Obama. Since Obama has been compared to one of our greatest presidents (if not THE greatest) since BEFORE he was even elected I thought of the perfect product endorsement to commemorate the meeting.



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A Different Look At Obama's Meeting With Jan Brewer

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Conservative Satire Headlines June 1-4

Here are the latest additions to the Satire Headlines Archive (starting with the most recent):



OBAMA ANNOUNCES NEW JOBS STIMULUS PLAN TO HIRE MORE CENSUS WORKERS, DEMAND RECOUNTS UNTIL 2012 - June 4

AFTER REVIEW OF LAST RESORT OPTIONS TO DEAL WITH OIL SPILL OBAMA IS ADVISED TO REMOVE FROM LIST "GIVE SPEECH FROM '08 ELECTION" - June 4

AFTER MEETING WITH ARIZONA GOVERNOR OBAMA PROMISES HER JOB OFFER IF SHE DOESN'T ASK FOR HIS PAPERS, AGAIN - June 3

OBAMA FEARS CREDIBILITY IS SLIPPING WHEN LAUGHTER ERUPTS AFTER SAYING HE IS GOOD AT PLAYING "CLUE" - June 3

JAMES CARVILLE DECLINES CHANCE TO CAMPAIGN FOR DEMS WITH OBAMA, SAYS HE’LL BE TOO BUSY WASHING HIS HAIR - June 2

GORES END 40 YEAR MARRIAGE WHEN TIPPER FINDS OUT "EL NINO" IS AL'S LOVE CHILD WITH MOTHER NATURE - June 1

"MISS ME YET" MOVEMENT GETS MAJOR BOOST AFTER GEORGE W. BUSH ANNOUNCED HE OFFICIALLY MISSES HIMSELF  - June 1

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My Budding Bromance with Chris Christie

I've changed my position on human cloning....This guy is just out of this world, and all he's doing is telling the truth! Who would've thought?



He's right, this is it, they've been punching us for way too long, its time for ALL of us to punch back.

I'm in....are you?

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Forbidden Obama Utterance List, aka FOUL Language

Forbidden Obama Utterance List....(FOUL) language that cannot be uttered in the halls of the White House. If I missed any, add them by commenting below:



Billion dollar deficits - see "the new surplus"


Birth certificate - as any Obama supporter will testify, Obama wasn't born, he always was and always will be


BP - "British Petroluem" must be pronounced in full, otherwise he will get it confused with "b*tch please," his typical response to suggestions he may be wrong


Fox News - Obama thinks they're not a real news organization because they're convincing the country he's not a real president.


Freedom - "dumb" is the last syllable of the name....'nuff said!


Hussein - Do you ever wonder what President Obama's middle name is? Suddenly, so does he.


Oil - Probably the most recent addition to the list, he's really tired of Biden "slipping" up and saying "Oilbama"


Radical Islam - the proper term is "violent extremists", lest we send Muslims into a tizzy that causes them to build nuclear weapons. "Violent extremeists" may be also be used with people who miss their morning coffee, people who suffer from road rage, and Republicans.


Right Guard - President B.O. really hates that brand of deodorant for some reason


Taxes - the biggest shocker of the list, Biden lobbied hard for this one, I think he meant Texas


Tea Party - Reportedly prefers to call it the Pee Party because they keep "raining" on his parade


The new surplus - any budget that can account for ObamaCare being repealed


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The Haiku About Obama's Plan for the Gulf Oil Spill

Now playing in the Haiku section:



Hope, hope, hope, hope, hope
hope, HOPE, HOPE, HOPE, hope, hope, hope
Is the well capped yet?

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Reeling From ObamaCare's Victory Fight For Health Care Rages On In San Francisco

Rare is the moment that the thing you want to mock actually mocks itself...

I'm going to rant now...

At the end of this demonstration in selfish-narcissism (a term that rips the time-space continuum and makes San Francisco the hell-mouth it is) these MasterTards have the audacity to let us know gay groups where involved in making of this amateur street show. If this was some kind of queer-eye hoe-down why was the dancing so damn bad? Where was the choreography? Where were the costumes?

How bad does this group of Lady Blah Blahs want health care anyway?

If they MUST sing and dance to make their point it should at least be good enough for the hotel management look at what they're doing, look at their balance sheet, look at the dancing again, and say "Yeah, this is worth denying economic reality."

I tell ya....they actually make me WANT to visit San Francisco and stay in every freakin' hotel there....and order room service.....and cling to my Bible. Dear God I would definitely need to do that.

A butt bug is better than an SF butt slug

Why do I have such a bug up my butt about San Francisco in this post? I don't live there so why should I care if a bunch of freaky bellhops want the hotel they work for to pay for their gay pap-smear party?

I care because that city is a microcosm for what liberal policies are going to do to this country if the Tea Party doesn't succeed in reminding us all what the real America is and should continue to be. The cost of living there is totally out of control, and even the residents know it. That is the consequence of acting like you're entitled to "free" everything if you throw a temper tantrum. It's NOT FREE! Someone, somewhere is paying for it!

If all this wasn't bad enough on its face, the time stamp on YouTube shows that this video was posted May 10, 2010....I'm not a math major but I think that is a whole 6 weeks after ObamaCare passed! These are Nancy Pelosi's constituents, did they not get the memo?

Oh, and did I forget to mention that the city already has a health care mandate on employers?

The real deal here is liberal's hunger for....stuff.....that they don't want to pay for is insatiable. They have already gotten their way on health care twice, and now they're telling their employer pony up. It never stops, it never freakin' stops..

I wish that was hyperbole, I wish I could say that there would come a point where even liberals would say, "no more money...aww shucks...maybe we DON'T have enough tax money for pensions for city workers pets, memorial plazas commemorating the persecution transgender-Americans, AND firefighters."

To that I give my response in the way that Joe Biden would put it...

Two words: Look at Greece.

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