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Eric Massa's New Job in the Obama Administration?

Ever since its full scale assault on interrogation tactics such as waterboarding, the Obama Administration announced a while ago that it would form an elite interrogation unit for high value terrorists in captivity. This has left me wondering what type of person they would look for to be in the unit, and what the methods they would employ might be....


Eric Massa Tickle Fighter Interrogator

Nice to see the good former congressman taking his lemons and making tickled lemonade.

If you don't know or remember the Elmo reference then click here and you're welcome.

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What Comprehensive Immigration Reform Should Be

I never even heard of this show "Undercover Boss" until this morning, but I heard this story about a man named Igor from Kazakhstan working for a 7-11 and was so pleasantly amazed by his story that its too good to not share...



If you wanted to measure Igor's patriotism by the amount of hair he has on his head, he would be more American than all of Washington DC combined. If "comprehensive immigration reform" included injecting this guys spirit into all immigrants, legal and otherwise, I would fight for amnesty, like, tomorrow.

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The Haiku About Obama's Media Exposure

"Information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation. So all of this is not only putting pressure on you; it's putting new pressure on our country and on our democracy.

-President Obama's 2010 Commencement Speech at Hampton University

Obama opines
Too much media is bad?
Um, no shit Sherlock





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The Promising Career Obamessiah Gave Up To Be President

This highlights precisely why Obama was so slow to react to the gulf oil slick. He would run the risk of slipping and falling on his butt head butt-head.

Can you imagine how badly he would smoke these guys if he didn't choose a career in politics? Maybe when he's voted out in a couple of years he'll become the "Tiger Woods" of this sport and send the white bred pasties in the video packing.

All kidding aside, its fun to watch, you have to move your legs REALLY fast to get even two steps into the water, let alone the distance these guys pull off.

To the Obama supporters who are concerned that "all kidding aside" meant I was joking about the notion that Obama walks on water, I'm sorry if I scared you...but consider this your come to Jesus moment.

;-)


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A Demotivational Poster For Liberals

Maybe this is a reason why Mayor Bloomberg thought an ObamaCare opponent could've been behind the NYC Times Square Bombing attempt....


Taliban Tea Party mix up demotivational


I know there are a lot of these out there, so I guess its worth mentioning that I authored this one. Maybe I'll do more, this one was kind of fun.

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Funny Democratic Party Slogans

This is hilarious and very sharp to the point. It appears to originate from IMAO...and they offer this in as a t-shirt, which can be ordered by clicking here if you're interested in economic stimulus that precludes higher Obama debt.



I think I'll look into coming up with a list of my own...

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Al Gore Goes To The Big House

At the end of last month the Los Angeles Times reported on yet another display of Al Gore telegraphing how not sorry he must be in failing to steal the 2000 presidential election.

Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, have added a Montecito-area property to their real estate holdings, reports the Montecito Journal.

The couple spent $8,875,000 on an ocean-view villa on 1.5 acres with a swimming pool, spa and fountains, a real estate source familiar with the deal confirms. The Italian-style house has six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms.

Clearly the cooler weather and Climategate emails are threatening his relevancy so its time to do his part and play catchup by buying yet another mansion.

If Al Gore gets any richer we'll have to call him a Country Club Republican for the principle of it.

Hey, I don't begrudge him having a nice expensive, energy and resource guzzling house if he's willing and able to pay for it.

I just don't appreciate him and the other Marie Antoinettes playing Chicken Little with global warming telling me what I need to do to reduce my "carbon footprint" on the environment. I mean, God forbid my Toyota Corolla get in the way of Al Gore's face-time with his private jet.

Little did I realize they actually tell us the sky is falling because they want more of everything for themselves. We don't need emails from phony scientists blowing the lid on global warming, we just need to watch how Al Gore lives his life!

Oh, he is

If we need to truly modify our lifestyles to bring salvation to our ecosystem then surely Mother Nature's main squeeze would want to lead by example right?

Gore should live it all up while he can, with each passing day the global warming scam has been getting picked on like a scab on a hungry vampire, and before Gore knows it he'll have to move into a place much more fitting for the likes of scum like him.



See some shots of the Inconvenient Palace in question courtesy of Newsbusters here.

****UPDATE***
Thanks to Mr_Moonlight from Free Republic for creating this addition to the dog house.


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I Think Al Franken Thinks He's Still On Set at SNL

Senator Al Franken...boy oh boy I don't know which gets insulted more, the burden of him carrying the title of "Senator," or the institution of the United States Senate for having to accept him...I would call him a former comedian, but then I would have to acknowledge that he was a comedian in the first place, and I have a problem with that because

co·me·di·an

n.
1. A professional entertainer who tells jokes or performs various other comic acts.
2. An actor in comedy.
3. A writer of comedy.
4. A person who amuses or tries to be amusing; a clown.

One thing is for sure, his career change has been a blessing to anything that needs "funny" to survive.

And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to Barack Obama.

I know what liberals are thinking.....He wrote and performed on Saturday Night Live for many years and won Emmy's for his work and I have the nerve to say he isn't funny?!? Of course he's funny!

Why do I pick on this clown? Recently as the Senate has been debating financial regulation deform Al Franken offered a sage-like contribution to this important discussion...



As someone who goes by the handle jhamm999 on YouTube says - "as a senator franken (sic) makes a good comedian"

I guess you had to be there huh Senator?

Now shhhhh...adults are talking.

That money well spent only costs us about $174,000 every year. Thanks Minnesota.

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Conservative Satire Headlines May 3-7

Here are the latest additions to the Headlines Archive, I'm going to change things up and posts these updates at the end of every week, that way the headlines posted are a little more fresh and topical than waiting every two weeks.



DEMS SAY OPPOSITION TO ARIZONA IMMIGRATION BILL UNDERESTIMATED AS POLLS DON'T COUNT THE VOICES IN THEIR HEADS - May 7

NEWS MEDIA BEFUDDLED BY POLL SHOWING CONSERVATIVES DON'T HATE GULF COAST NOW THAT IT IS BLACK - May 6

NYC BOMBER ALLOWED ON PLANE DESPITE BEING ON NO-FLY LIST BECAUSE DHS ONLY CHECKS IT WHEN PIGS FLY - May 5

STRESSFUL WEEK LEAVES BIDEN AS ACTING PRESIDENT WHILE OBAMA RECOVERS FROM NICOTINE COMA - May 5

NYC BOMBER DENIES, RESENTS, MEDIA ACCUSATIONS OF EVILDOING, HAS NEVER EVEN BEEN TO A TEA PARTY - May 4

FOLLOWING NYC BOMB ATTEMPT NAPOLITANO ISSUES STATEMENT ASSURING "THE DEPARTMENT OF DSH IS NOT INCOMPETENT" - May 3

FOLLOWING UN SPEECH OBAMA INVITES AHMADINEJAD TO HEADLINE NEXT YEARS WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER - May 3

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Health care reform, Financial reform, Immigration reform...How About Reform Reform?

The word reform has been over used and definitely abused.....health care reform, financial reform, immigration reform....the dictionary definition of "reform" does note that it is to change something to an improved state, improved being the operative word...

And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of remaking this nation
Obama's acceptance speech

We're working to remake America
After his first 100 days.

No reform...just remaking.

Well, I want to see reform of reform....more specifically, American reform...



I'm more than willing to compromise on this and accept a constitutional amendment that re-categorizes any effort by the government to affect change on anything as deform so we can at least get an honest assessment of what is going on in the world today.

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