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10 Reasons We Can Thank A Liberal

You know, we conservatives really get down on liberals all the time, I wanted to turn the table for just one blog post and list 10 things or reasons for which we should thank liberals. One thing that can't be denied is they have given us so much to be thankful for. However, today I'm going to do what Congress can't and exercise restraint by limiting it to 10.

I'll probably come up with future reasons because I can't imagine there are only 10. Feel free to chime in below with your comments...now, in no particular order...

1. When someone asks me if I can do something and I say "yes I can," I throw up a little bit in my mouth and then I
Thank a liberal!


2. Because $999,999,999.99 is now chump change we can
Thank a liberal!


3. Man, I wish there was a way to kill babies without going to jail for murder....wait....THERE IS?!?
Thank a liberal!


4. For this billboard 40 chart topper: Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm
Thank a liberal!


5. Is the North America Man Boy Love Association about free speech or raping boys? I JUST DON'T KNOW!
Thank a liberal!


6. Remember when we had trans fats and food was yummy?
Thank a liberal!


7. When did alphabet books for kids start including "C is for Condom?
Thank a liberal!


8. i lerned in pubic skule that joe bYdin is a prittee smart gie
Thank a liberal!


9. You're in for murder eh? Me? I accidentally killed a "protected" gopher when I mowed my lawn
Thank a liberal!


10. 911? Hi a man is robbing me at gunpoint, since I can't have a gun can you send - BANG I'm dead and I can posthumously
Thank a liberal!


There you have it folks, if a liberal ever accuses you of being an ingrate you can point them to this list!