As stated on the last post, I went on a fan page starting tear on Facebook last week (add me, if you want to, and you don't want to...why?), and this page was another one of my better efforts. Below is the art I did for the page...I don't normally say this about my own work, but this one just makes me chuckle when I look at it.
Become a member of I forget...Is Biden as smart as one 5th grader or five 1st graders? here
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I went on a fan page starting tear on Facebook last week (add me, if you want to, and you don't want to...why?), and this page was one of my better efforts. Below is the art I did for the page...
Become a fan of Next Halloween Obama should be something cool...like...a REAL president! here
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The latest Haiku to added the poetry section...I've done so many of these I think I'm going to have to make "political" haikus its own section...
Mess with Pelosi
And prepare to battle the
Whole botox party
Here's the latest headlines to enter the vaunted Satire Headlines Archive.
OBAMA SAYS HE MISUNDERSTOOD THAT VOTERS IN 2008 WANTED A "DO OVER", THOUGHT THEY WANTED A "SCREW OVER" - February 26
GOV PATTERSON, MAD AT HEADLINE HE WONT "SEE" REELECTION, IS CORRECTED WHEN AIDE FINDS IT ACTUALLY SAYS "SEEK" - February 26
REID TELLS OBAMA ULTIMATUM TO PASS HEALTH BILL WITHOUT GOP WOULD SOUND "BAD ASS" IF HE USED "THE DIALECT" - February 26
ANONYMOUS OBAMA OFFICIAL TELLS MEDIA HEATH CARE SUMMIT "SUCKED," REQUESTS CODE NAME "JOEY B THE VP" - February 25
BIDEN SAYS HIS GOP TRAP DOOR AT HEALTHCARE SUMMIT OPENED, BUT DIDN'T WORK BECAUSE THEY NEVER LOOKED DOWN - February 25
OBAMA REJECTS THE WAY GOP CLAIMS HIS POLICIES ARE "SOCIALISM", SAYS THEY ARE ACTUALLY "SOCIALIST" - February 25
REID SAYS HIS LOSING THE ELECTION WONT LEAD TO SPOUSAL ABUSE BECAUSE HIS WIFE WILL SHOW HIM MERCY - February 24
BARNEY FRANK DENIES BAD HEARING AFTER GETTING "SUPER EXCITED" TO HEAR THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS A SNOW JOB - February 23
REACTING TO CHENEY'S HEART ATTACK ELIZABETH EDWARDS SAYS ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HUSBAND TO HAVE THAT PROBLEM - February 23
DOCTORS FINALLY CONFIRM THE TINGLE RUNNING DOWN CHRIS MATTHEWS'S HIS LEG IS THE LAST OF MSNBC'S RATINGS - February 22
OBAMA'S TELEPROMPTER SAYS IT WAS NOT BRIEFED ON HIS NEW HEALTHCARE PLAN, WOULD NEVER HAVE APPROVED IT - February 22
OBAMA SAYS THAT BECAUSE RUSSIAN ROULETTE HAS LOST ITS EDGE HE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT FOR OBAMACARE - February 19
LIBERAL MEDIA MISINTERPRETS TIGER WOODS'S BLAME OF MARITAL INFIDELITY ON BUSH - February 19
DESPITE THE FEDERAL RESERVE RAISING ITS INTEREST RATE BIDEN SAYS IT REMAINS UNINTERESTING TO HIM - February 18
U.N. FINDS NUKES WITH "PROPERTY OF IRAN" STICKERS ON THEM, STARTS TO SUSPECT IRAN MIGHT BE MAKING NUKES - February 18
OBAMA'S COMPLAINT "I CAN'T JUST PULL MONEY OUT OF MY ASS" IS PROVEN WRONG BY BARNEY FRANK - February 17
HILLARY CLINTON ISSUES WARNING TO IRAN TO QUIT NUCLEAR PROGRAM OR FACE MORE SUPER-SERIOUS WARNINGS - February 16
CANADIANS THANK BIDEN FOR KIND WORDS ABOUT THEM AT OLYMPICS, ASK HIM TO NOT CALL THEIR COUNTRY "CANADIA" - February 16
CANADA SAYS "FAILED" OLYMPIC TORCH LIGHTING WAS INTENTIONAL METAPHOR FOR OBAMA'S ADMINISTRATION - February 16
GORE TO RESUME GLOBAL WARMING TALK WHEN WORLD SNOWFALL MELTS OR SUMMER 2011, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST - February 12
OBAMA TELLS BIDEN ONLY JOKES WITH "URANUS" ARE FUNNY AND TO STOP LAUGHING WHEN IRAN SAYS "URANIUM" - February 11Add a comment
You know, I can't find the article of the constitution that permits them to do anything on the Obama Administrations agenda, so I REALLY don't know which Article of the Constitution says the Vice President shall be the official national court jester.
My last post about the Health Care Summit failed to find any diamonds in that rough...until now...
Biden: "It's easy being vice president. You don't have to do anything"
Unidentified lawmaker: "It's like being the grandpa and not the parent,"
Biden: "Yeah, that's it!"
To digress for a second...did anyone notice how quickly Obama's "smile" became a "holy crap I'm really the president" face?
Anyway, to be fair to Joey B the VP, we don't actually want him to do anything! Honestly, he just needs to sit there and look
pretty busy like we deserve him less like a vegetable.
Also, Jay Carney, Biden's spokesperson clarifies that he was "obviously joking, as any review of his schedule and responsibilities would make abundantly clear." So if he says so while darting his eyes constantly to see if Congressman Joe Wilson is in the room then it must be true.
I would be happy to take Carney up on his offer to review the schedule of events written up for Biden, but frankly I'm afraid that it may be....no....I'm not going to say it because its not fair to Joe...he made one mistake long ago and I'm not going to take the opportunity to exploit that mistake for the sake of making any cheap shots because thats not what The Looking Spoon is all about....and I'm not going there...
Ok I went there, and while the scandal about the speech he plagiarized is 22 years old now, I'm not sure it's actually old news, because I just found a leaked copy of the cover of his upcoming memiors...
I guess all he has to do now is get all the other monkeys and typewriters in the same room as him and just start writing it.Add a comment