Watching the aftermath of ObamaCare's passage leaves me wondering which is worse, watching liberals take their hobbling victory lap on this issue, or having to endure the idiocy of their suggesting that conservatives stop acting like sore losers and "get back to work."
Even Obama is taunting the the repeal hungry GOP to "go for it" with the wind at their backs of the 55% of us that wanted this thing repealed before the ballpoint pen used to sign the it was even invented.
I wonder if he'll be so smug when similar polls show his chances of reelection as being so optimistic. Its hard to believe that a newly minted president could screw up so much, so fast, and so badly after just a year.
And when he says this is the "people's victory," I'm left wondering what he qualifies as a person? Liberals? They're really the only ones happy with this, and I thought we agreed a long time ago they don't count because they're actually from another planet.
Also, this notion that the GOP needs to "move on" is an amazing statement coming from the party that is still counting chads in Florida 10 years later.
What if the anti-prohibition movement "moved on" after alcohol became illegal under the U.S. Constitution in the 1920's? I don't know answer, but I'm pretty sure we know what Ted Kennedy's life's work would've ended up being about.Add a comment
I know its been done before, but I'm don't know if you'll find a better, funnier, more brilliant list from a more modest correspondent! HA!
Hope you like it. If you have any "ways" of your own you want to share then leave a comment below!
If you wanted ObamaCare so you can finally get that elusive sex change from man to Democrat....
If you think Christmas is a true season of giving and should be celebrated on April 15th...
If you want universal health care so you can finally get the surgery needed to remove all the scars you get from vigorously hugging trees...
If Planned Parenthood is the place where mistakes go to
If you try to make ice cubes in the oven because you believe extreme cold is an effect of global warming...
If you have a list of things you're going to spend your social security check on in 2060 when the monthly pay out is -$924.87...
If the evil terrorist Rush Limbaugh must be destroyed...wait...whats that?...His name is Osama? Really? Osama Limbaugh?...
If you want to attend an Iranian rally for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad so you can hurl your panties at him...
If you own a vial of Nancy Pelosi's tears that she was only able to shed because she missed a botox party...
If you can physically tell the difference between Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow....
If you don't think it's funny to put polar bears in Al Gore's pool because "they have nowhere else to go"....
If you stop objecting to public nativity scenes because they now include Obama in them as a wise man, or preferably baby Jesus...
YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!Add a comment
I already had this in a previous blog post, but I really like it and wanted to share again, because when ObamaCare bankrupts the country there wont be any room for "I told you so," as we'll be crammed up to our ears in debt...
As a result the only way we'll be able to reduce the cost of ObamaCare is to reduce our use of it. A great way to reduce the use is to force people to live healthier lifestyles.....and 'Lil TeaBagger is ready to lead the way on that front!
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I can't imagine it going down any other way...
Unlike the experience of liberals hearing the name Barack Obama for first time, I don't remember the exact day or time I knew for a fact that God exists, but I remember how I got to that point.
Before that moment I was very liberal on the matter of religion and morality in general. I thought that all religions in general could and did bring about positive influence in the lives of people. I also thought that as long as you are a good person you were bound for whatever heaven was supposed to be. Whatever good meant to me back then I'll never be able to actually tell you, but it was probably as ambiguous as the meaning of "pro-life" is to a Democrat.
It was 2004, I was in college, it was my final year before entering the "real" world. I was heavily involved with my school's College Republican chapter and I wrote op ed's for the school paper (as far as I knew I was literally the lone conservative voice in the entire campus media, and it was at one of the largest universities in my state).
One night I was driving in my car and I started thinking about of my efforts in being a part of the fight for the Republican party. The Democrats were having their primaries and I was wondering if we could succeed in getting President Bush reelected, which then lead me to start thinking about how electoral fortunes come and go for both parties.
Then......like a woman who watches The View to gain IQ points...what should have been so obvious to begin with dawned on me.....
Nothing we do can last forever. The results of elections have shelf lives, and with little exception the legacy of campaigns don't tend to last after they've been gone for a generation or so.
Then I started to realize the same was true of life in general, more precisely this life.
When we die we live on in the people who knew us directly, after this we usually become a distant memory to the people who knew them, beyond that any influence we held in this life is all but forgotten.
I couldn't help but think what the point of it all was if nothing we do lives very far beyond our time on Earth. I realized at that point that we aren't living for this life. We are working toward the next life, our real and eternal life.
To make a long story short, I not only realized that without question God exists, but over the last few years I began to really understand that we are made for His glory.
What happened on that Sunday night, March 21, 2010 is a shining example of all of this. The work of Ronald Reagan and his legacy came to a close. It is very depressing.
Remembering the fact that God, not man, is in control of all things is quite literally the only thing that helps me cope with nights like this, which as The Drudge Report put it, is "a day that will live in INFIRMARY."
We also need to accept this defeat as something that must happen in accordance with His plan. I prayed as millions have prayed that this wouldn't pass. He didn't answer that prayer and while I don't like it I know there is a reason.
Just because He didn't intercede now doesn't mean he wont later. Its entirely possible that this defeat is meant to strengthen our resolve to fight even harder to preserve this Christian nation and take the principals that ushered in the Reagan Revolution to establish a new legacy, one that God-fearing leaders like Reagan could be proud of.
Millions acted against Obamacare in the form of protests, now its time to take action against the ENTIRE government we currently have by acting in the form of organizing, donating, calling, knocking on doors, and most of all using the new media to beat back this president and his lapdogs in congress at their own game.
I know I'm in.
Throughout all of this we need leaders worthy and willing to serve Him above their lust for a place of power in this country to emerge. We the people will need to support them when they are right, and check them when they are wrong.
In doing all of this we MUST continue to pray to God that He will be the wind at our backs...its the only way we will find success in any of this.
I didn't see any fat ladies singing in Congress during that vote...did you?Add a comment
We are at what is probably the most significant of crossroads this country has seen in my lifetime. No matter what happens the Democrats face a can of whoop-ass in November. Either health care fails and Republicans make significant gains, or it passes and Obama gets to spend the remainder of his only term in office dealing with a Republican Congress.
BUT....no matter what happens remember this.....the really bad news is Joe Biden will still be the Vice President.
From "gator aide" and the "cornhusker kickback" to ousting congressman Eric Massa, the brazen, in broad daylight, deal making, arm twisting and flat-out bribery taking place by President Obama (for example as if you needed another) should be a national scandal.
Well, GQ and Rielle Hunter apparently don't make the scandal cut so why should this?
Really though happened to the smoke-filled back room deals done in secret?
..............HELLO!?! Is this mic on?
ROOMS...filled with SMOKE....wouldn't you think THAT would put Obama in his element to make deals?
Its almost as if our president is really just some bad James Bond villain who just can help himself but to tell us the details his evil master plan. It really is too bad the GOP is less like 007 and more like Inspector Clouseau.
Obama may be crazy but he's right when he asks where the Republicans have been on this issue. In the 12 years they had power they could have prevented this fight by pushing reforms in the marketplace...instead the system spiraled out of control and now we have a political party using the chaos as an excuse to make the biggest grab for power maybe ever.
The fact that the GOP wins because the measure is so unpopular has more to do with dumb luck than some sort of ideological or political victory...I'll take it where I can get it, but this is not a proper foundation for the successful comeback of a political party.
The worst part about it all is that as of this writing health care "deform" may happen without an actual vote taking place. If this "deem and pass" trick Pelosi is trying to pull was even a slightly more legitimate move than John Edwards's and Rielle Hunter's kid then why spend all this time hunting for votes and talking about having them (which they clearly don't have if they need to resort to this).
I know I've said it before and its worth repeating...for eight years this country endured the most ridiculous of notions that George W. Bush wanted to establish himself as dictator-in-chief after some catastrophe he created so he could impose martial law before the '08 election and not have to step aside.
This line of thinking is known as being "intellectual" in social circles that include that guy from "I am Sam" trying to act like some normal dude named Sean Penn when he's not on the set of some crappy Oscar nominated movie that nobody watches. These are the types of people in charge right now!
The point of all this being...what a difference just under two years makes! The left's cries of a Bush dictatorship were not for concern over the country, they were made out of jealousy.
If liberals enjoyed this level of support for opposition to the Iraq war, both in public opinion and Congress, they would've declared the execution of the war the death of American democracy. So lets not pretend this BS is the voice of the people being heard. If everything in Washington DC continues at this rate and Obama is reelected in 2012 someone better find out who got Iran's Ahmadinejad to advise him on how to pull it off.Add a comment
I was thinking, if the left wants to call the Tea Party activists "teabaggers" then maybe they deserve a mascot. So I made up a character called 'lil TeaBagger and created a Facebook fan page for him.
The idea was to come up with something funny and lighthearted and turn the vile name on its head. Reaction to this page has been really interesting. Some people think its hilarious and others seem to be offended, which makes me wonder if they get its a joke...oh well...it stays!
Click here to become a fan of 'lil TeaBagger on Facebook. Below are some shots of the little guy in action (more will come in the future).
***UPDATE*** You can follow this little guy on Twitter by clicking here.
This one is my favorite so far
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Here are the latest additions to the Headlines Archive
TOYOTA REFUSES TO ACCEPT BLAME FOR THE DEMOCRATS STICKY HEATH CARE REFORM ACCELERATOR - March 12
NEW POLL FINDS MAJORITY NOT SURE IF OBAMA'S LOGO REPRESENTS HIS LAST INITIAL OR ZERO - March 11
INSURANCE INDUSTRY TELLS OBAMA THAT IF THERE WERE REELECTION INSURANCE HIS APPLICATION WOULD BE DENIED - March 11
HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES TO CONSIDER MAKING "LIBERAL" AN UNINSURABLE PRE-EXISTING MEDICAL CONDITION - March 10
MASSA AND EMMANUEL'S FIGHT IN SHOWER PROMPTS BARNEY FRANK TO CALL FOR A THOROUGH, STEAMY INVESTIGATION - March 9
OBAMA DISPUTES HE IS LIKE A 3D MOVIE THAT WAS OVER-HYPED, OVERSOLD AND FULL OF THIN AIR CALLED "CRAPITAR" - March 9
RAHM EMMANUEL SAYS HE CONFRONTED REP. MASSA AT GYM NAKED BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME TO PUT ON THE WARM-UP TUTU - March 8
ACADEMY TELLS OBAMA THAT WHILE FULL OF GLAMOR AND MAKE-BELIEVE HIS SPEECHES WILL NEVER QUALIFY FOR AN OSCAR - March 8
REID SAYS 36,000 LOST JOBS IS "GOOD," PROMPTS NATIONS JOBLESS MEN TO STOP BEATING WIVES SO THEY CAN GO BEAT ON HIM - March 5
FEDERAL BUDGET DEFICIT PUTS CENSUS IN JEOPARDY AS PUBLIC BEGINS TO DOUBT GOVERNMENT'S ABILITY TO COUNT - March 5
HARRY REID'S HOME TOWN OF SEARCHLIGHT VOTES TO HONOR HIS INTELLIGENCE BY RENAMING THE TOWN "NIGHTLIGHT" - March 5
OBAMACARE MAY FAIL DUE TO DEMS WHO OPPOSE ABORTION EXCEPT FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND NATION DESTROYING LAWS - March 4
WHEN ASKED WHY IT NO LONGER COVERS THE IRAQ WAR THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA SAYS ITS ALL BUSH'S FAULT - March 4
BIDEN SPECULATES HE IS VP BECAUSE HE IS LIKE OBAMA'S CIGARETTES, UNFILTERED, ODDLY ADDICTING, AND SMELLY - March 3
CHILEANS PUT EARTHQUAKE WOES IN PERSPECTIVE AS THEY REALIZE ITS NOT LIKE THEY GOT HIT WITH OBAMACARE - March 2
BIDEN HYPES OBAMA VERSION OF HEALTH CARE BILL AS SO SIMPLE EVEN A CHILD WILL BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM - March 2
NEW "FASHION FORWARD" SHIRT WORN BY OBAMA REVEALED TO BE MASS COVERING OF NICOTINE PATCHES - March 1
COMPLAINTS HIT NEW YORK TIMES THAT ISSUE WITH GORE'S GLOBAL WARMING DEFENSE HAVE A WEIRD FECES-LIKE ODOR - March 1Add a comment
I haven't done any new art in a while, though I have a couple of pieces that are still in progress. The main reason I haven't produced any new stuff lately is I have and a MAJOR project that I hope to have done sometime this summer, but its taking up most of my time, so until its done the other pieces will just have to wait.
In the meantime I thought I would celebrate tax season by highlighting one of my more favorite pieces in its very own post.
I did a rant on Obama last month that was pretty well received...
Well, this is a new month and I've honestly had about as much of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid as I can take, and while I know the timing on this one is a bit off...I didn't want to let it go much longer because if I don't find a release Iran's nuclear program is about to have a lot of its thunder stolen from them.
I know Harry is from a town called Searchlight, but this guy is so dim the town needs to hold a vote to change its name to Nightlight. A rising tide lifts all ships, but the Sahara Desert has more water than the Senate has IQ points under Reid's control.
I also know this comes across as blasphemous since Senator John Thune of South Dakota is one of the all important crew of 41 Republicans in the senate, but I'm starting to believe he owes the country a huge apology for beating Tom Daschle in 2004 and thrusting Harry Reid as a leader of the United States senate on us all.
Speaking of apologies.....Nevada.....what the WHAT you guys?!? Were the slot machine beeping a little too loud when Reid told you all the "reasons" you should vote for him?
That isn't going to work in 2010. The casinos are practically silenced because of the recession and his President has been telling people, in a clean, articulate, non-negro dialectical way , not to blow their money at them.
So now their listening...and 36 percent of Nevadan's still haven't figured out what idiots they are.
And man oh man that eagle eye of his spotting the "fact" that unemployed men cope by beating up their wives is almost more ridiculous than the pronouncement that Obama can use his "negro dialect" whenever he wants to.
Like just about everyone else in the country I'm no stranger to the recession and I spent the better part of a year looking for work after being laid off twice in the span of 6 months....so I have a confession...
While I was unemployed I almost punched my wife once, and that was because Harry Reid was on television talking about something stupid (aka normal), and at that moment she happened to be between me and my Nancy Pelosi stress pillow....
Obviously this is a joke, and if you can take our government you can definitely take a joke. So calm down National Organization for Women.
Let me be clear Harry, I know, unequivocally, there is never an adequate enough reason to hit a woman, which is precisely why you will always be safe from me. And if you ever manage to figure out where you manhood went you can go back to hiding behind your glasses.Add a comment
You know, we conservatives really get down on liberals all the time, I wanted to turn the table for just one blog post and list 10 things or reasons for which we should thank liberals. One thing that can't be denied is they have given us so much to be thankful for. However, today I'm going to do what Congress can't and exercise restraint by limiting it to 10.
I'll probably come up with future reasons because I can't imagine there are only 10. Feel free to chime in below with your comments...now, in no particular order...
1. When someone asks me if I can do something
and I say "yes I can," I throw up a little bit in my mouth and then I
Thank a liberal!
2. Because $999,999,999.99 is now chump change
Thank a liberal!
3. Man, I wish there was a way to kill babies without going to jail for murder....wait....THERE IS?!?
Thank a liberal!
4. For this billboard 40 chart topper: Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm
Thank a liberal!
5. Is the North America Man Boy Love Association about free speech or raping boys? I JUST DON'T KNOW!
Thank a liberal!
6. Remember when we had trans fats and food was yummy?
Thank a liberal!
7. When did alphabet books for kids start including "C is for Condom?
Thank a liberal!
8. i lerned in pubic skule that joe bYdin is a prittee smart gie
Thank a liberal!
9. You're in for murder eh? Me? I accidentally killed a "protected" gopher when I mowed my lawn
Thank a liberal!
10. 911? Hi a man is robbing me at gunpoint, since I can't have a gun can you send - BANG I'm dead and I can posthumously
Thank a liberal!
There you have it folks, if a liberal ever accuses you of being an ingrate you can point them to this list!Add a comment
As stated on the last post, I went on a fan page starting tear on Facebook last week (add me, if you want to, and you don't want to...why?), and this page was another one of my better efforts. Below is the art I did for the page...I don't normally say this about my own work, but this one just makes me chuckle when I look at it.
Become a member of I forget...Is Biden as smart as one 5th grader or five 1st graders? here
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I went on a fan page starting tear on Facebook last week (add me, if you want to, and you don't want to...why?), and this page was one of my better efforts. Below is the art I did for the page...
Become a fan of Next Halloween Obama should be something cool...like...a REAL president! here
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The latest Haiku to added the poetry section...I've done so many of these I think I'm going to have to make "political" haikus its own section...
Mess with Pelosi
And prepare to battle the
Whole botox party
Here's the latest headlines to enter the vaunted Satire Headlines Archive.
OBAMA SAYS HE MISUNDERSTOOD THAT VOTERS IN 2008 WANTED A "DO OVER", THOUGHT THEY WANTED A "SCREW OVER" - February 26
GOV PATTERSON, MAD AT HEADLINE HE WONT "SEE" REELECTION, IS CORRECTED WHEN AIDE FINDS IT ACTUALLY SAYS "SEEK" - February 26
REID TELLS OBAMA ULTIMATUM TO PASS HEALTH BILL WITHOUT GOP WOULD SOUND "BAD ASS" IF HE USED "THE DIALECT" - February 26
ANONYMOUS OBAMA OFFICIAL TELLS MEDIA HEATH CARE SUMMIT "SUCKED," REQUESTS CODE NAME "JOEY B THE VP" - February 25
BIDEN SAYS HIS GOP TRAP DOOR AT HEALTHCARE SUMMIT OPENED, BUT DIDN'T WORK BECAUSE THEY NEVER LOOKED DOWN - February 25
OBAMA REJECTS THE WAY GOP CLAIMS HIS POLICIES ARE "SOCIALISM", SAYS THEY ARE ACTUALLY "SOCIALIST" - February 25
REID SAYS HIS LOSING THE ELECTION WONT LEAD TO SPOUSAL ABUSE BECAUSE HIS WIFE WILL SHOW HIM MERCY - February 24
BARNEY FRANK DENIES BAD HEARING AFTER GETTING "SUPER EXCITED" TO HEAR THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS A SNOW JOB - February 23
REACTING TO CHENEY'S HEART ATTACK ELIZABETH EDWARDS SAYS ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HUSBAND TO HAVE THAT PROBLEM - February 23
DOCTORS FINALLY CONFIRM THE TINGLE RUNNING DOWN CHRIS MATTHEWS'S HIS LEG IS THE LAST OF MSNBC'S RATINGS - February 22
OBAMA'S TELEPROMPTER SAYS IT WAS NOT BRIEFED ON HIS NEW HEALTHCARE PLAN, WOULD NEVER HAVE APPROVED IT - February 22
OBAMA SAYS THAT BECAUSE RUSSIAN ROULETTE HAS LOST ITS EDGE HE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT FOR OBAMACARE - February 19
LIBERAL MEDIA MISINTERPRETS TIGER WOODS'S BLAME OF MARITAL INFIDELITY ON BUSH - February 19
DESPITE THE FEDERAL RESERVE RAISING ITS INTEREST RATE BIDEN SAYS IT REMAINS UNINTERESTING TO HIM - February 18
U.N. FINDS NUKES WITH "PROPERTY OF IRAN" STICKERS ON THEM, STARTS TO SUSPECT IRAN MIGHT BE MAKING NUKES - February 18
OBAMA'S COMPLAINT "I CAN'T JUST PULL MONEY OUT OF MY ASS" IS PROVEN WRONG BY BARNEY FRANK - February 17
HILLARY CLINTON ISSUES WARNING TO IRAN TO QUIT NUCLEAR PROGRAM OR FACE MORE SUPER-SERIOUS WARNINGS - February 16
CANADIANS THANK BIDEN FOR KIND WORDS ABOUT THEM AT OLYMPICS, ASK HIM TO NOT CALL THEIR COUNTRY "CANADIA" - February 16
CANADA SAYS "FAILED" OLYMPIC TORCH LIGHTING WAS INTENTIONAL METAPHOR FOR OBAMA'S ADMINISTRATION - February 16
GORE TO RESUME GLOBAL WARMING TALK WHEN WORLD SNOWFALL MELTS OR SUMMER 2011, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST - February 12
OBAMA TELLS BIDEN ONLY JOKES WITH "URANUS" ARE FUNNY AND TO STOP LAUGHING WHEN IRAN SAYS "URANIUM" - February 11Add a comment
You know, I can't find the article of the constitution that permits them to do anything on the Obama Administrations agenda, so I REALLY don't know which Article of the Constitution says the Vice President shall be the official national court jester.
My last post about the Health Care Summit failed to find any diamonds in that rough...until now...
Biden: "It's easy being vice president. You don't have to do anything"
Unidentified lawmaker: "It's like being the grandpa and not the parent,"
Biden: "Yeah, that's it!"
To digress for a second...did anyone notice how quickly Obama's "smile" became a "holy crap I'm really the president" face?
Anyway, to be fair to Joey B the VP, we don't actually want him to do anything! Honestly, he just needs to sit there and look
pretty busy like we deserve him less like a vegetable.
Also, Jay Carney, Biden's spokesperson clarifies that he was "obviously joking, as any review of his schedule and responsibilities would make abundantly clear." So if he says so while darting his eyes constantly to see if Congressman Joe Wilson is in the room then it must be true.
I would be happy to take Carney up on his offer to review the schedule of events written up for Biden, but frankly I'm afraid that it may be....no....I'm not going to say it because its not fair to Joe...he made one mistake long ago and I'm not going to take the opportunity to exploit that mistake for the sake of making any cheap shots because thats not what The Looking Spoon is all about....and I'm not going there...
Ok I went there, and while the scandal about the speech he plagiarized is 22 years old now, I'm not sure it's actually old news, because I just found a leaked copy of the cover of his upcoming memiors...
I guess all he has to do now is get all the other monkeys and typewriters in the same room as him and just start writing it.Add a comment